there's maybe five. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Could you imagine writing an article about how you cant get a date?

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> For an 'empowered, super-successful woman' (her words)

lmao

the purpose of that story is to make homely women feel good about themselves

Is the bra measurements different in the UK? There is nothing "E" about those breasts.

I've seen a lot of red-pilled, boomer cope on here about the idea that you can just become dramatically more attractive to women by adopting certain behaviors, so I want to highlight something here:

"I was in a relationship with someone — a guy who was so gorgeous and stunning. I couldn't believe my luck"

[after they broke up]

• "She's met [goodness knows] how many online in the past few years, dated 'more than 100' of them..."
• "I'd go on so many dates it was shocking but I knew the feeling I had when I met him. You know, that fuzzy tummy?...I've been on dates with so many men and I've never had that."

She, like so many women, seems to attribute her romantic decision-making (who she chooses to date) to the nebulous idea of "compatibility", and seems to delude herself into thinking that this is significantly influenced by virtuous personality attributes like intelligence, kindness, and their favorite vague go-to: 'confidence'.

I want you guys to think about the odds there... She's been on "goodness knows" how many dates, and the one time she felt the tingles, the ONE TIME she had the "fuzzy tummy" as she calls it was with the guy she found the most physically attractive.

Gee, what are the odds...?

April — height: 5 ft 5 in, bust size: 32E ('my boobs are real. I developed really quickly. I've got stretch marks everywhere'), Ms GB mission: 'to empower other women never to give up' — turned 33 on Sunday.

This is all you need to know.

my boobs are real

No one cares. Ma'am, neither 32E nor 33 are selling points.

She is simply too old for marriage, love, or anything more serious than just sex.

But she is, she confesses in this astonishingly honest interview, terribly lonely and thoroughly disillusioned by the predatory world of online dating in which women are, in her experience, expected to 'give it up' on the second date.

Second date? Only prostitutes and criminals think in terms of 'give it up'.

'I haven't slept with all of them. In the past few years, there's maybe been five,' she confides, leaning forward in her chair.

This really made me laugh. She is having sex with many of these men; she says 5 but the 3x Rule says 15 at least.

Indeed, you'd think most red-blooded males would consider themselves the luckiest man on the planet to have a lasting relationship with her.

"red-blooded males" -> real men shaming language. I would not consider myself the luckiest man on the planet to date a 33-year-old woman.

But the article is right about one thing: she is funny.

'I want someone who respects me, who supports me, who's kind — just a nice person — and has your best interests at heart. But it's hard to find nice guys — so hard. They're all such a nightmare.'

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! She says she just wants a nice guy. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I see Amazon was having a sale on red flags and she bought a bunch. So just some randomness here:

• I'll be honest and say that I don't feel a connection.

Took the words right out of my mouth right there. Not a damn thing that engenders me to this one, so moving on to...

• (Paraphrased) Look at my oversized boobs complete with stretch marks.

Stretch marks? Not a good thing. Stretch marks on boobs? TMI and now I can't get rid of that visual.

• 'You really fancy someone. You want to spend time with them. I knew that feeling existed, so I was chasing that. I've been on dates with so many men and I've never had that.'

Takes two to tango, babe. What vibes are you putting out aside from "notice me, notice me, I've talked about myself enough so why don't you talk about me for a while". Frankly, the loss aren't doing it for me because at 33 you don't look a day under about 45. (Good thing I'm not dating, that was all the compliment I could muster).

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She's met goodness knows how many online in the past few years, dated 'more than 100' of them and slept with 'the ones I felt I might have a connection with potentially'.

And that didn't work for her? How odd. I'm baffled that dating without intent and sleeping around doesn't secure a real relationship.

Some of my favorite parts:

"But she is, she confesses in this astonishingly honest interview, terribly lonely and thoroughly disillusioned by the predatory world of online dating in which women are, in her experience, expected to 'give it up' on the second date."

Because men have options in the fast food dating app world that women have created.

"'I was in a relationship with someone — a guy who was so gorgeous and stunning. I couldn't believe my luck. We saw each other for about 18 months but he would flirt with girls and I didn't like it. 

'Call that insecurity or a jealousy thing or whatever but I believe that wasn't right. It didn't make me feel good about myself.

'I suggested breaking up. I really wanted him to fight for me and he didn't. He bloody didn't."

Once again, a guy with options.

"I don't know why they treat us like that. Is it because we're independent and powerful and men don't like that?"

No, it's because women are insufferable and men have options.

I only read a few sentences in, but I can guess. She is obviously above average attractive AND has (quite a lot of) money, so she is herself in the top 10% of women in her age.

So she is of course trying to go for the top 1% in men in her age range. Sadly those top 1% men can easily go for 20-25 year olds and she is 33, getting probably very desperate. Actually, looking at her, this is a rough 33. She doesn't have any semblance of youth left. You can tell she is attractive, but you can also tell thats going to be gone soon.

This woman needs to drastically rethink who she is going for. Go for men in the top 30% in looks and status and not 1%. Everyone above that WILL go for younger women. Because they can.

I suggested breaking up. I really wanted him to fight for me and he didn't. He bloody didn't.

Would she say the same if it wasn't a gorgeous & stunning guy? Or would he call him a creep?

April — height: 5 ft 5 in, bust size: 32E ... Ms GB mission: 'to empower other women never to give up' — turned 33 on Sunday.

Bingo -- approaching The Wall at escape velocity.

Impact in 3, 2, 1...

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'I want someone who respects me, who supports me, who's kind — just a nice person — and has your best interests at heart. But it's hard to find nice guys — so hard. They're all such a nightmare.'

It's not hard to find nice guys. It's hard to find hyper successful, good looking Alpha's that also have the 'loyal, monogamous, nice guy' comfort side to them that you think your soon to be wrinkled body/barren womb is entitled to.

Alternate title:

Pretentious pageantry princess peaks prematurely. Portrays powerful post-peak performance. Partners plunder private parts. Pseudo-purity pushes penises past present promotions. Poor pretty patsy pretends patriarchy primarily problematic.

That actually made me dumber for reading it, she actually made me dumber.

One massive cope

Who writes these articles, my god, the bullshit is strong eight this one. It’s like a 7th grader wrote it. Smh

It was a friends mum that once told me this. Men can smell a chick like that.

I have a suspicion that April isn't telling the whole truth about her alleged 'dating woes.'

Sure, not everyone has the best intentions but this article come across as a "woe is I, feel sorry for me" pity party for Miss Great Britain.

This one has all the goodies. Empowered woman with such a long, long list of accomplishments. Why can’t she find love? Maybe it’s because she has recently “dated” 100(!) men? Maybe she is an alpha widow chasing Chad’s tingles? Maybe it’s because she wants a nice sensitive guy but isn’t attracted to them? Victim this, victim that… No thank you. I’d rather stick both hands in my toaster on the high setting.

Oh Dear! The classic Chad chaser shooting for that 1% and finding she has to kiss a lot of frogs.... Where have we heard this complaint before? ....

Has anybody told her that the Chad days are over and that the best she will get is some dude a 6 on the 10 scale? Since she is MS so and so, she forgot rule 1 -- a woman don't need no man. Their rules, not ours.

Surprised Pikachu face...

"...But there's not actually anything wrong with me. It's the fact men just can't keep it in their pants and stick to one woman. With online dating it's too available for them now..."

Yeah, she's a delusional psychopath.

Alpha widow confirmed:

"I was in a relationship with someone — a guy who was so gorgeous and stunning. I couldn't believe my luck. We saw each other for about 18 months but he would flirt with girls and I didn't like it."

I want to fisk this one so bad....

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Sorry but men don't owe you anything. She is also getting roasted on the comment section.

She's a pump and dump queen now.

33

Former Ms Great Britain

You see, this is what happens when you spend your 20's coasting on your attractiveness instead of investing it.

She's now on the wrong side of 30 (and based on her pics deterioration of her looks is setting in fast) and rates no better than a temporary cockwarmer for Chad tier men because she's still operating under the delusion that her pussy is made of gold while having cultivated nothing that would keep a man of the caliber she wants around. Simply asserting that one is empowered and has a nice career does not mean shit in the dating market.

Woman fucks a shit ton of men over the space of a couple of years. No, it's the men who are promiscuous commitmentphobes!

I love the "I don't want sex, I want real love" followed by "I hAZ bIG bEWbZ aN DeY R ReAL, feLLaZ!"

"The answer gives you a troubling insight into the mindset of many young men"

...what?

Alpha widowed. No man will ever be good enough for her.

'I've had men saying, 'Well, if you don't want to be treated like this
you shouldn't dress the way you do.' I'd say, 'I'm empowered.'

Hehe...articles written by women create so many questions, but provide so little answers...

She's a pageant winner and seems to think very highly of herself. What percentage man is she most likely pursuing...? More aptly, how absurdly low are the chances that she's pursuing anything less than top 5%?

Is there any reasonable consideration for the ramifications of that?

Is it reasonable for any massive demographic (IE: one of the two genders) to exclude so many people in an opposing demographic and be surprised at the monopolistic tendencies that emerge from the ones who aren't excluded? Of course not, but there's no self-reflection here.

With all the bitching about how people don't "speak to each other publicly anymore", why is there no acknowledgement in the obvious role that women have played in this recently?

Just another article made by women who don't think and can't empathize, for other women who don't think and can't empathize.

She is around that age where she's approaching the revelation all single women encounter, courtesy of papa time.

A woman that attractive who has trouble getting a second date tells me everything I need to know.

She's tiresome and dull.

Everything aside, that is no where near an E cup. A small C on her best day.

Chad good. Bang bang! Chad ghost. Chad now bad. Therefore all men bad.

Half of the article is her explaining her Alpha Widow Villain backstory.

This article illustrates so many of this sub's talking points that it almost seems intentional. If this were on anything but a mainstreamish news outlet I'd call it fake.

This is why by-women-for-women-style articles are so important. Give women enough time to talk to an audience of other women and they'll tell you exactly who they are.

Guys don't want to be friends, do they? They want sex. If I said to a guy on a dating app, 'let's just be friends' it would never happen. 

Why would they? You're on a dating app, not a friendship app. You would go to McDonald's and bitch that they don't have crab legs

She's supposedly Ms GB of 2020.. Isn't she kinda... antique-looking? Wait.. she's 33'ish. She looks old. Like "still somewhat holding up 40".

Either way. no surprises here.

It's the fact men just can't keep it in their pants and stick to one woman. With online dating it's too available for them now.

It's women who preach sex =/= relationship, then complain guys (who easly can) doing multi-dating with no intention for relationship wont settle. Its women who created this behemoth, but like we see this only men with options are even consider men, rest its a drones for every (beauty) queen.

[...]he would flirt with girls and I didn't like it.
'Call that insecurity or a jealousy thing or whatever but I believe that wasn't right.

She is victim of women shaming language. Its women who shame men to allow them to keep their options open with coworkers, guy best friend, girls nightout and ex'es. This where she is genuinely honest to call this kind behaviour is bad, but this will put her in position of this dude

I don't know... Something is telling me that she will find a nice old foot-in-the-grave rich man to marry asap

In the pre-political days, pageants were a bit creepy but they did select for the hotties. Now they select for the highest place on the progressive stack and similar utterly pitiful "achievements". So the brand of being a pageant winner is in sharp decline.

She's very pretty compared to the average 350 pound walmart shopper, but not as hot as most of the women I saw at the gym this morning. How did she win a pageant, despite looking like the mom of my gym's receptionist? I mean, yeah she's a well preserved MILF but she's kind of the bottom of the "hot" barrel compared to all the other women out there. How does an old lady win a pageant when she wouldn't get a second look compared to any of the morning Zumba class members? Seriously claiming every SAHM and trophy wife in my suburb is hotter than the supposedly hottest chick in the UK?

Feminism is, in some ways, an affirmative action program for ugly women. So in the fake competition of pageants she "won", but in the real competition of online dating she's just not winning. This is unfair to everyone, even the "winner" who doesn't realize she's not really a winner and thus even she loses in the real world.

'Female empowerment is such a strong thing. We should be able to do and say whatever we want without men sleazing on us and telling us who we can and can't be.'

Translation: As long as you don't expect anything from someone, you should not have to care what they think about you. Really the quote should have been:

'Female empowerment is such a strong thing. We should be able to do and say whatever we want without men.'

Because that's what they'll get if they don't give a shit.

For example, I don't care what the garden weed removal tool in the story thinks of me, which is OK because I don't expect anything from her and clearly that's what I'm gonna get.

I mean, I applaud her for being fair, because giving nothing to get nothing is fair, but the problem is you end up with nothing. Enjoy your incredibly fair nothing, because that's all you are getting other than boxed wine and cats.

Cats and boxed wine are empowering. Boring and lonely, but empowering. Would you rather be happy and have a family, or be "empowered"? The good news about being empowered is you might be alone and lonely but at least some newspaper columnist on the other side of the planet is clapping like a seal for you. You'll still be lonely and alone but that sweet sweet updoots on social media make it all worth it, every drop of boxed wine and every feline hairball.

"Getting on stage in a bikini isn't about doing it to flaunt and show off and get compliments."

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her face is meh at best.

The current online/app dating market exists because thats the way women made it. She complains "they have to give it up because they know someone else will" yeah you'll did that, if the majority of women on the apps didnt do that than those men wouldnt have that ability to. And when they say "men" they mean the top 20%~ of men because according to current stats more than 30% of young men (18-30) dont even have sex once a year and the vast majority if theyre lucky one girl a year usually less, its literally a small percentage of men out there sleeping around regularly especially since the same women on those apps have rated 80% of men to be unattractive according to those apps stats.

The vast majority of men would be perfectly happy with just one woman so long as she isnt a land whale, shes loyal, and not crazy.

I personally like the current market, I want nothing to do with long term relationships and I can toss out a dozen or messages and get at least one that will hookup.

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"'I haven't slept with all of them. In the past few years, there's maybe been five,' she confides, leaning forward in her chair"

Lying about body count is 100x worse than just not mentioning it at all. Any guy with half a brain knows "5" isn't even in the realm of believable.

"April is actually a funny, likeable woman with the sort of natural beauty that makes you gasp. "

If this had any chance of being true I don't think she would be 33 single after 100's of dates.

I think eminem summed it up "you're too old, let go its over" no one you would "date" wants a 33 year old.

As nostradamous i foresee cats and boxed wine in your future.

In post metoo era the risk of chatting up a completely random stranger is a little bit higher, don't you agree?

Even the actor playing superman said something like he is confused about what is considered appropriate or inappropriate nowadays.

The line has become so blurred you never know when you are on the wrong side of that line.

Dumb broad whining about a dude not getting back to her in two weeks. I thought she was a "strong, independent, empowered" whore, certainly she can take the reins and text or call the man if she was so enamored. C*nt

paraphrasing here:

>Men don't chat you up because they all have apps

No, they don't chat you up because females made "chatting up" be harassment.

>Guys have a never-ending supply of girls willing to give it up

No, only "hawt" guys do.

>My mission: to empower other women never to give up

WTF does that even mean; might as well say "my mission is to live, love, and laugh."

>Guys just want sex [also] my boobs are real and here are a ton of pics of me showing off my body