The single mommy is serious about her commitment to God. She's celibate now; she just needs you to pay for someone else's baby.

(Fucking idiot doesn't know the difference between "celibacy" and "chastity", I hope the asteroid lands directly on top of my house while I'm asleep)

Small Business = MLM

Such an Entrepreuring Queen!!! I'm lining up. Maybe if I give her 3/4 of my salary I can watch her kids while she visits Chad. I won't worry, she's celibate. I'm so blessed to be a step-dad to kids from a pure Christian waahman.

Her life story says she's serious about her lack of commitment to God. The only time she ever called on the name of the almighty was during wild, unprotected sex sessions that produced the 2 chadlings, whilst she was busy chadding her way round the Cock Carousel.

small business=pyramid scheme or onlyfans.

celibate, after having 2 kids. celibate to men like us. Not to men who knock her up.

Runs a small business = a small web page on Etsy

Virgin Mary. This time it's double time.

Celibate around hubby applicants*

If a girl who poses like that is celibate, then I'm George Washington.

“Celibate” Also: look at me in my painted on tight jeans and crop top. I’m showing this skin to show my commitment to the Lord!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Self deception is the most dangerous kind of deception.

Very busy and wont have sex with you Running a small buisness

That small buisness is balancing the simps who fall for this as she defrauds them out of their life savings folks, il bet every one of them is 'helping the buisness out through a rough patch'

Once you realize women like these are the financial backbone to the church industry, you'll never go to church again regardless of your beliefs.

I'm all for giving someone a second chance, but I'm not going to willingly be their third chance. Lady you failed twice, I don't want to line up to be number 3.

These religious "Christian/Catholic" women with multiple kids are living memes.

Eyes on, hands off. GTFO. If you can't find a beta at church, it ain't happening.

Btw, is that photo at the office restroom before she takes a big poop?

The "I'm Christian" is the default setting for old whores trying to find a simp. When they fail, they will start following astrology and Tarot card.

How can she be a woman when she has the balls to call herself celibate and a mother at the same time?

The re-virgin shit test is becoming more and more popular every day it seems. I suspect that Jesus looks the other way when Chad responds to her ad while Brad's lucky to get hand holding.

Wonder when she'll learn that men value virginity, not celibacy. You don't see men lining up outside the convent, after all.

She SERIOUSLY thinks playing hard to get and saying no to sex is going to get her a husband?

She's seen to many movies.

She's super serious about God now.

It was cool for Chad to baste her pussyhole and make her shat out a bebbie or two, but you.... Oh my, my, my... YOU get to be her Own Personal Jesus and ManUp© to save those Pwecious Jesus Bebbiez, get zero pussy 'cause she's super serious nao, and StepUp© to the plate with your money while she probably fucks some punk asshole Mon-Sat while you're doing OT, gets B A S T E D raw-dogg style, 'prays for forgivness' on Sunday, and finally lets you 'get some' in a 'moral slip-up' (that's all YOUR fault, you sexy beast) AFTER she takes the dollar store preggo test and discovers that, well... WHOOPSIE. But hey, we're all sinners now aren't we?

Also, re: running a small biz - "Would they be called Essential Oils if they weren't essential, hmmm? What I do is important, so stop judging me!"

Her: hey new guy, I just took on this huge new mortgage and want you to help split the costs but you'll have no equity in it and whenever I do decide to sell you get no share of the profits.

That's what she sounds like

Now that I've fucked up my life and made some bad choices I need a good guy to get me out of this mess.

Epiphany phase hit her so hardbom the head she does not even realize that no sane, self-respecting guy would want a home wrecker, even with that body. They would at best nut and bolt.

Not celibate. She meant to say if she gets low on cash she's willing to sell a bit.

She thinks selling rubber band bracelets on Etsy is a business.

"Celibate"...as she literally walks around with living sex trophies. Eff you.

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So, what exactly are you offering then love?

I dont see anything in this for me?

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This celibacy thing is outright insulting

Small business = Etsy/Shopify store to sell arts and crafts. Or it’s probably a kids/baby store since moms nowadays are all about mommy blogging and shit.

Also how you gonna put you have two kids, your celibate and you take your commitment to god seriously, all in the same paragraph, and expect us to take you seriously.

What kind of man wakes up in the morning and thinks: “you know what I need? I need to raise two bastard children of a woman I can’t fuck, that’s what I need!”

Found religion at the bottom of a Cum Dumpster.

"Run a small business"

Willing to bet she's in a pyramid scheme

That's probably not even what she looks really like.

"seriously committed to God".

<Divorced>

Honestly even her outfit isn't particularly christian. Women who claim to be celibate after having kids (fucking lol) and wax poetic about their relationship with God rarely ever follow what the Bible teaches. I'll take a swing a swing in the dark and say that she probably had her kids out of wedlock too, which only compounds the hypocrisy.

Someone will think this is a good deal. A fool and his money are soon parted.

Does it even matter what she wants? Men are the customers. This woman is full of shit.

Guys, this is just a shit test. She's not celibate, she does hookups, and she's not Christian or looking for a husband. She's testing to see if you'll enter her frame. Once you do that, she'll string you along and use your resources. She's an unprofessional prostitute. No fun at all and a complete waste of money.

Contradiction is a tool of the matriarchy.

-> says she's celibate

-> has 2 kids

what?? these hoes are getting stupider day by day

Tatoos are trashy

When you see religious shit on a dating app, just fucking run.

Celibate? Used wasted degraded tortured retired wap is now celibate.
This life is funny

I'm super committed to God. You can tell by my slut uniform, my thotiana pose, and my showing you my ass in skintight jeans. This pic is from Insty. Judge not lest ye be judged, motherfuckers.

You don't get to fuck me, unless you're hot, in which case we'll fuck. But you gotta keep it on the downlow. Can't let that get back to the bluehairs at church, now! I have 2 kids and I run a small business as a nail tech/hairdresser! I so busy!

Most women don’t tell you they are celibate up front.

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Doesn't the bible say it's a sin to shop your profile pic?

She needs to understand that most men are going to swipe LEFT on her ass

Compared to Islam and Judaism, Christianity is the only one of the 3 Abrahamic faiths where women self declare to be more religious than the men. I'll leave it to the reader to decide what that says about the religion.

Source: https://www.pewforum.org/2016/03/22/the-gender-gap-in-religion-around-the-world/

All one can do is point her to the dumpster she belongs to