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I love some of the comments on that thread.

I met my current girlfriend at 61 and 63. You have plenty of time!

I can just see her shocked Pikachu face.

My grandma met her current boyfriend at age 90. You have plenty of time!

60 more years of riding the CC for you, young lady.

*points and laughs*

That’s a lot of words to say “I ruined a perfectly good marriage and I ruin every relationship I’m in but I refuse to see that I’m the problem and common denominator. 30 is coming fast and I still have the maturity of a 15yr old and my looks are fading but I’m still picky. What’s a gal to do?”

Womanese translator:

I (29F) regret divorcing my husband. I didn't give us the chance to fix things because at the time i was so mentally checked out

"I regret being 100% sure of myself that I could do better than my husband despite the mountain of evidence clashing with my near-unfettered resolve."

If you put some women in the cement boots and dump them into a river, the weight of the bagage they carry, will pull them down so fast that the cement around their ankles will act like a buoy.

Oh the trials and tribulations of dating when you are beautiful. I wonder if she is trying to flex on Jennifer Aniston?

"For some reason I really struggle to be attracted to a guy"............

"I can't just date someone with a great personality that I feel no physical attraction for"

"Dating is really hard because...I am not attracted to any of them"

This is a lot of mouth noises. She could have just said

"I had a chad, I blew it because of entitlement issues. I am now alpha widowed and will end up dying alone"

Notice how often she emphasizes physical appearance, not only about herself but also describing other men? She sorta realizes the clock is ticking but demonstrates nothing at all that she's going to change how she moves in the dating scene. She had a good man, a Chad even, and fucked that all up. This kind of woman most likely a very high maintenance type and I've dealt with women like this numerous times. It's very true that even the best of us out there get sick of their shit after enough time has passed and she doesn't realize that she has to put in work too. By date 3 she probably expects a state dinner invite at Buckingham Palace.

My time is ticking and the dating pool for people over 30 is not great

Clueless idiot. You had the world, you had a man other women want, and you locked him down for life. If you could have been less self-focused and blossomed into an actual good wife, you could have had a great family.

Now you're doomed. You can never be happy because you will ALWAYS compare men to your husband, and none of them will ever measure up. You will never do better, and you can't be happy with worse. You know the drill: Cats, wine, die alone.

"The wise woman builds her house, but the foolish tears it down with her own hands." -Proverbs 14

As the saying goes, beautiful women die twice, once when they lose their looks, and second when they actually die.

This woman is on her first deathbed. And she knows it, But rather than use that realization to fix her sickness and have a chance of happiness post-beauty, she's basically asking how to get a last minute miracle that prevents the death she knows is coming.

Well the way a girl in your situation usually moves on is to find a bigger cock and jump on it hard. So you find a hotter looking Chad and let him enjoy you till he's bored. This re-asserts your value and you feel less afraid of an empty future. (until you realise he has moved on and you now need to find an even bigger cock to fill the empty hole the last one left.

Note: This is like having a stronger drink to cure your hangover. It only leads to more and worse hangovers, till one day you wake up and your drinks cabinet is all emptied. But this is still usually how women proceed. Seriously, what else can you do? buy a time machine or keep looking for a hotter guy than your ex who is also marriage potential. Those are your only options unless you settle for less. But seriously why would you do that in the next ten years? That is something you do in your late 30's not now. Now you are still in your prime (sort of anyway) So know your value and go enjoy your life, don't settle Strong independent hot women do not settle, they go forward in glory. You go gurl.

"My dating experience is going to sound shallow and narcissistic, but please don't interpret it that way"

I keep coming back to this post because its such a rich gold mine. So many subtle things.

This sentence of hers is absolute classic pink-think (female generated mouth noises)

She is clearly asking you, telling you, to NOT think that she is narcissistic, when she sort of knows that she is (why else would she mention it?). This is so different from how men think. men tend to talk about the facts and ask other people what do to do. For example, a man might say

"I drove home drunk last night and I crashed my car into my garage wall. Pretty stupid, I know. What should I do? Nobody saw me, should I claim on insurance? or just fix it and get on with my life, and never drink drive again"

A woman would say something like this;

"I drove home drunk last night, but please don't assume that I'm the kind of gal that does drunk driving, I don't want to hear any comments about how DUI is a crime and stuff like that" How do I move past this and get my self confidence back? I don't want to be always thinking about how i could have killed some poor kid while DUI. Pleez help!!! "

The woman will tell YOU how to think about her, and then focus on feelz. She is not interested in fixing anything, just wants advice on how she can not experience feelings that she doesn't like.

"The dating pool for people over 30 is not great"

Wrong sweetie - the dating pool for women over 30 is not great.

For men, its fantastic!

"Again, please don't say hurtful things..."

She is saying it as loud as she can;

"Please do not tell the truth. I cannot handle reality. So please, please only say lies about how women always find their prince charming in the end."