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Forums.Red / WhereAreAllTheGoodMen / Shitpost Saturday

Octomom seeks funny van driver. Also, she's got a facial-piercing but you can't see it because I draw the box. Whatever. Enjoy.
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Land_of_the_losers

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MentORPHEUS TRP Endorsed 2mo ago

Looking for men, age 35-55

Looking for men

L-o-o-k-i-n-g f-o-r m-e-n

I never, EVER understood why >50% of women use the plural. The thottery is so strong that she doesn't even pretend to try to conceal her intent.


she is in good shape after having 8 kids

I bet her belly looks like a sheet of menudo though...

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Land_of_the_losers the-niceguy.com 2mo ago

Menudo?

...the Puerto Rican boy band from the 80s??

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Kloi 2mo ago

Man I'd love to make a dating profile just to find gold like this but how do I explain that to my girlfriend?

I swear honey, it's just to make memes for the boys. I don't actually massage any of my matches.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2mo ago

I don't actually massage any of my matches [emphasis added]

Not even if they say they're really sore?!

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Kloi 2mo ago

Fuck no, I've got arthritis. That shit hurts.

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mustangfrank1 Sr. Hamster Analyst 2mo ago

I have to say, she is in good shape after having 8 kids. But the next man will never get the same amount of sex that the other(s) got. He will be treated like an ATM.

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mattyanon TRP Endorsed 2mo ago

Eight kids ...... but ..... cat ..... dealbreaker.

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Land_of_the_losers the-niceguy.com 2mo ago

Dealbreaker?

For me, it was that she likes to laugh. I specifically wanted a woman who doesn't like to laugh.

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woodsmoke Respectful reprobate 2mo ago

I'm fine with laughing, provided I can train her to progress to a shrill cackle. And the cat's probably the only positive decision she's made in life.

My jumping off point is her saying she's not looking for any handouts. I mean, what am even I supposed to do with all this excess money I've built up by not having a wife and kids if not find someone else's ex-wife and kids upon whom to blow it all?

@mattyanon

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Land_of_the_losers the-niceguy.com 2mo ago

I was recently poking around a used-item shop up a shopping street in a (Japanese) blue-collar neighborhood.

I happened across a box containing 400 US quarters, being sold at a 15% discount. After blinking a few times, I asked the shopkeeper if I was misunderstanding the deal. Apparently, I was not: this was $100 worth of 25-cent pieces being sold for the yen-equivalent of $85, according to the day's (comparatively strong yen) exchange rate. Currency exchanges only want folding money- preferably bills in good condition- so the coins are no better than paperweights. I assume he must've acquired them for cheap from a mix of people over a number of years. I don't think there's an exchange counter in the world that would give a 15% discount on US currency.

I'm going to my hometown this summer and I needed cash, so I was like "You've got a deal, Mister."

I would've bought his other box too, but it had a ton of pennies and nickels.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2mo ago

You could give it to me! ^^

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No-Stress-Cat Jr. Hamster Analyst 2mo ago

I bet she can wiggle her tongue like tentacle.

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ObliviousDuck Jr. Hamster Analyst 2mo ago

At first I was going to challenge her claim to be of "average build" but then I took a look outside. What a sad time we live in.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2mo ago

She's downright svelt compared to most American women.

Sad!

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NotaBene Sr. Hamster Analyst 2mo ago

I require my wife to keep her weight at 120, we are both in the healthy BMI range. Amazingly easy, I'm not even that active.

Being fat is a choice. Not being fat is also a choice. "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

Sad thing is I think a lot of women sabotage their bodies on purpose because they don't want their husbands touching them. Instead of denying him sex (which could mean she's at fault, gasp), she just eats like a pig and becomes unattractive, and then blames him for casting eyes in another direction. I'm tellin y'all, it's sabotage!

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First-light Jr. Hamster Analyst 2mo ago

How much of her time would be left for a man with 8 kids? When your woman ignores you and cares for your kids, you figure "OK its a pity but it is my kids that are benefiting" with her? You are basically a cuck.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 2mo ago

35 at the top, but 33 in the "about me" section.

Guessing she hasn't logged on in a couple of years, and the top part updated automatically each birthday? Usually we see this with minors who lied about their age to get on whatever OLD platform they're using, or with 30+ women trying to get around how most dudes filter out anyone over 29.

willing to fly to meet a date

I wonder what percentage of these women who put that on there mean that they're actually willing to pay their own way. It has to be close to zero.

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Overkill_Engine WAATGM Endorsed 2mo ago

I wonder what percentage of these women who put that on there mean that they're actually willing to pay their own way. It has to be close to zero.

Related concept: take a look at her hobbies section and append the unspoken "on your dime" to each one.

It's a great way to help assess just how much she is going to be overcharging for that clown car pussy.

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Wintergreen 2mo ago

FUCK! She is perfect for me except for the fact that she’s a candycorn. I fucking hate candycorn.

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