"Spontaneous"

Translation- I'm likely to flake out on established plans at the last minute if Chad texts me.

I just wonder with junk profiles like this that no one is going to want. Bumble needs to clean out the garbage.

Just gonna say it: women are lucky men's sex drive is so high.

How about you manifest having fertile eggs.

Fuck you you stupid bitch

The bitches on bumble are far from humble.

"Be real"

The irony

Just reading that list confirms that she's batshit crazy.

Spontaneous: cheats whenever the opportunity arises.

In any reasonable world, a 5’ woman would consider a 5’6” bro tall…However, we all know “tall” isn’t a relative classification, rather it’s an objective measure : 6’+ or bust.

42

At her age she'd it would be wise of her to simply be happy to find a man with an above minimum wage job that is willing and able to dick her at all.

She comes across as a libertine that offers nothing but debt and starving artist tier income on the economic/domestic front and her fertility is gone too. Nothing really left for a man of the caliber she demands to give a shit about. Hell she could be two decades younger and still would have a hard time getting those demands met.

"Underwater world" must mean she is a siren or naga who lures unsuspecting men to a watery grave

I didn't get why age was commented as often in this thread, so i scrolled up and lo and behold. What I thought as 25'yo silly immature activist profile turned out to be a 42.

BE REAL

i think her subconscious tried to send her a message

One would think that a polyglot would at least pick one of the languages she knew how to communicate in. I mean, I'm getting pretty good at understanding thotspeak but this one's still a bit bewildering.

[Perfect man] (https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melfod9ZPC1rb4egio1_640.jpg) for this h̶y̶p̶o̶c̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ self-proclaimed "noble heart".

Likes crew (rowing) but is 5 feet tall, interesting.

I was into rowing but not into it enough to compete. Interesting but true fact, women's Olympic crew rowers are SIX INCHES taller than the average NCAA womens basketball players. Partially because there's so few women's crew rowers and untold thousands of NCAA basketball players so the extreme right corner of the bell curve is going to be gigantic for crew. Anyway as a tall guy I always thought it memorable that the average women's crew rower was taller than I was, they're all over six feet as of last time I paid attention. I searched for a roster of the 2020 Olympic team and there were two girls "only" 5 foot 11 inches so maybe times change.

Could she be making a typo that she's actually 6 feet or maybe being sarcastic about being in crew? OR maybe she's one of the 5 foot 11 inch women and typed in 5 ft? Crew is the tallest women's sport that I'm aware of, yet she's pretty short. Or she could be into crew but too short to compete. Or she's like the onshore team manager not a rower.

I just thought that people who didn't know womens crew rowers are extremely tall would find that funny that she's extremely short at 5 ft.

"making videos" -> OF content creator.

She's into, among other things, "chemistry", but for some reason I doubt she passed it in high school. Also "Under the Moon Activities" and "Underwater World" as everyone obviously knows what those are, duh.

Also a noble heart because of course! When I google noble heart the first result says: "A person's calling is something far deeper and more significant than a set of skills, abilities or education. " aka she's broke at 42. There is no 401k plan here nor overall life financial plan. She doesn't need one she's "spiritual". Somehow those credit card balances will work themselves out with some assistance from someone.

Also too bad her pic is cropped out but from the small area we can see it looks like there is some strong filtering going on there.

Nobody has mentioned the fact that she's a fan of surfing and rowing but is still single? She was on the surf carousel. She was on the crew carousel. It's not a good sign when you have interests which are heavily populated by members of the opposite sex yet somehow mysteriously still don't make a connection and settle down with someone from them.

It's been awhile since we've had a shorty Roman war helmet candidate.

This is a good place to talk about height in men and how it's important to women. Only because men need to understand it so they don't waste their time on women who don't want them.

--height is important to all women. ALL women want men who are taller than they are.

--height is of increasing importance, the shorter the woman is. This isn't intuitive, but it is what it is.

--very short women want very tall men and absolutely WILL NOT settle for less. Or they will take a sub-6 foot man and be grindingly unhappy. A 5 foot tall woman will want a man who's AT LEAST a foot taller than she is.

--women of average height want men taller than they are.

--tall women (5 foot 9 and up) will accept men their own height or a little taller, between 5 foot 9 inches and 6 feet.

--very tall women (6 feet and up) will accept men who are shorter than they are, mostly because they don't have a choice.

Notice i said for tall women, they will ACCEPT men of average height. They do not WANT those men. They will ACCEPT them, though. So, with that in mind, proceed accordingly, knowing you're being ACCEPTED and not WANTED.

Learn and understand the difference between a woman wanting you, and a woman accepting you. Never, ever, ever settle for being "accepted".

I'm guessing in this instance polyglot means many FUPAs.

I came to the realization that past a certain age, women like her cease to be quirky and interesting. Now they just seem to be the physical representation of what it must be like to haul around a toddler at Disney World all day in August

42? Despite what Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy may have said, you aren't the answer to everything.

She does serve up a serious word salad.

"under the moon activities"

That feel when you're so far out there, that even a google search can't figure out what you mean...

I did some further searching to save you all the effort, and the "under the moon" thing is neo-pagan wiccan, like moon magic spells. Also relates to making moon water, which is standing water that stood outside under moonlight exposure.

Be REAL!

I got a better idea. Someone tell her to BE...GONE!!!

I am over 6ft ...... woman has to be at least 5'8" for me to even notice her.

I've always wondered why these really short ladies have these ridiculous height requirements..... and this one is 42? Yeah, fuck off.

Ah, so by "sustainable living", she doesn't mean "financially sustainable" then.

And she "loves to laugh"! Wow, how unique and special. I bet she takes pictures of the food she also says she has a keen interest in.

How do you connect with a woman over "look at my halo" stuff like sustainable living?

"I don't like pollution" "Cool, I don't like pollution either, so... anal tonight?"

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I'm near 6'3". So she's perfect. She does not have to go onto her knees to perform oral..... :):)

I gotta ask. What does underwater world mean?

Nacho Hobbit es Muy Loco.

This space cadet wants someone to buy her a ship and put her in charge as captain.

She'll burn through money faster than the Pentagon would if given a blank cheque.

"BE REAL!" - from what she wrote sounds like her grip on reality is tenuous at best. A little less of a profile sounding like a failed test on random word association and a little more faking being a real functioning adult.

Wow she literally put whatever words came to her mind + standard height requirement

These bitches honestly believe that the only value they need to bring to a relationship is their mere presence!