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Forums.Red / WhereAreAllTheGoodMen / Friendzone Fiona

If you fall in love she will CONSIDER a date!
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PuireLable 3y ago

Welp TO BE FAIR, she said she's looking for friends, so ig it's ok.... Bc she isn't going all out saying, hey i want a relationship. On the other hand maybe I'm too innocent to understand, but I'll say- she means this only...

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lorum_ipsum_dolor 3y ago

"…things didn't work with the dad"

Translation: Trapping Chad kinda backfired. She hasn't heard from him in 8 months.

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houseoftolstoy Unchivalrous Christian 3y ago

This may be a bit fringe, as the commitment seeking part is a little vague. But I would argue that because it is the weekend and that she is the definition of needing and ultimately seeking a bailout, I approve it.

With additional statements made in response, "fringe" was an unfair classification. She is offering a crap deal that is worse than a regular commitment. Just a "chance" at a commitment. Which is still her looking for a commitment, but providing no guarantees from her.

Yeah this is worse than I thought upon first reading this. I cannot approve it anymore than I already did in my actions, but I can say good find OP!

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 3y ago

If something is outside of rule 5 (which this one is), it can still be good weekend material.

The sidebar link titled "New Carols Unlocked!" is a guide for what each flair means, and is separated into flairs for rule 5 and weekend-only flairs

Within that, many flairs have additional guidance and analysis, including the "friendzone Fiona" flair.

Additionally, I invited him to post it this weekend once he made a minor correction.

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moorekom Urban Hoe Guerrilla 3y ago

She wants a bailout, but wants to set up the frame correctly so that she determines the tone of the relationship. That is all this "friendship" nonsense is. That is code for "you chase me & submit to me and then I might consider taking your money as a favor to you".

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

I do like how she warns you that the kid is coming out in short order. Maybe your first "date" could you be driving her to the hospital, cutting the cord and announcing "this is my family now!"

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DarkRye 3y ago

Don’t get your name on the birth certificate

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

So you think that'd be a bad idea with no possible upside, huh. Funny how a lot of men seem to-- wrongly, of course-- wrongly reach that kind of conclusion.

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APathWellTraveled 3y ago

These profile are so ridiculous. There's something mentally unhinged about a person that's less than 1 month away from having a child to still wanting to ride the CC.

No man deserves to be used and drained by this level of deviancy.

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user84893093748959 Jr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

The first step is to realize that women are not the universally caring creatures everyone tries to portray them to be. Once you understand and accept this truth, the next step is to understand that sex, biology, and their own children are often personally and emotionally not important but rather seen as tools and possessions. If mothers really cared about their children, they'd be more devoted to their marriages and family. Instead they often see their children as a means to money and control.

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

wanting to ride the CC.

Don't worry, she certainly won't be riding the cock of the dude who earnestly replies to this ad! You can be sure of that.

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moorekom Urban Hoe Guerrilla 3y ago

Your comment has been removed to comply with reddit's rule 1. Please check the top stickied post in our sub for your options.

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Worried_Promotion570 3y ago

You know, I often wonder if at some point women would figure out that by putting this type of shit out they'd get uncovered and try a different strategy by collectively saying to each other.

" hey fellow queens, we need a new strategy because men have figured this ridiculous stuff we post out and so we don't get ridiculed online we got to try something different to trap them"

But then I realize what the hell am I talking about?

It's obvious they just can't help themselves... Stupid is as stupid does

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jzdelona 3y ago

They may get ridiculed here but I assure you they have no shortage of men flooding their inbox (no pun intended).

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sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck while misquoting Office Space 3y ago

No man deserves to be used and drained by this level of deviancy.

No man has to as long as he chooses to swipe left.

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RaymundosConsulting 3y ago

will smith should hear this

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moorekom Urban Hoe Guerrilla 3y ago

Hostages do not get many luxuries.

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YesYesYesVeryGood 3y ago

Yeah... that's gonna be a pass from me.

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DrDog09 3y ago

Typical female logic of course. But she has it all arse backards. :)

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casra888 3y ago

No thanks!

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withrowsprings 3y ago

Now I understand why they call it "fall" in love...

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polishknightusa 3y ago

The RomComs even going back to the 1920's portrayed romance as this magical thing that required absolutely no effort and from the young, high SMV woman's point of view, this appeared reasonable. If you want to gag, youtube "500 Days of Summer - Tom and Summer on a Bench"

In their view, good relationships and love is like falling off of a log: They just breathe and perfect romances fall in their lap, but in nature, it doesn't work that way. In some ways, the hard romances are more, IMO, romantic.

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Lameador 3y ago

I would think spontaneously of her profile as ironic. Elegant , smart tongued girl seeking bailout out of a very compromised situation

Yet when I observe the level of entitlement displayed by many western women, I fear that she’s genuine and unapologetically asking for friend zone orbiters bailing her out

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gentle_lemon 3y ago

She's young enough and pretty enough she'll have guys lined up to take care of her and her little illegitimate bundle of joy.

Until of course, she divorce rapes him after he's paid to raise a kid that's not even his.

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AnthonyCarmine 3y ago

I wanna know where they get the audacity to have these ridiculous requirements

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OraleEse13 3y ago

And, she'll convince him to adopt the bugger beforehand so she can collect CS.

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Howard_Huge 3y ago

she will convince herself that she loves whichever guy is unlucky enough not to see the trap. and just about the time the kid is self sufficient...boom he's not the right guy after all

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mustangfrank 3y ago

she will convince herself that she loves whichever guy is unlucky enough not to see the trap. and just about the time the kid is self sufficient, or she gets her nursing degree, then..boom he's not the right guy after all

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Mundane_Worldliness7 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Indeed, I pointed this out in the past (that pregnant girls / single moms have tons of prospects) and was showered with negativity here. Anybody with experience knows it’s unfortunately true.

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TourismCarcosa 3y ago

If they're under 30 yes, the illusion still makes the trap work but it fades as the wall approaches

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BassSpleen 3y ago

As a rule, I never entertain the thought of dating someone with a kid, but sometimes she's young and pretty and it gets really hard, but then I jerk off and it's not so hard anymore.

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[deleted] 3y ago

You dropped your crown king.

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General1001 3y ago

Post-nut-clarity.

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MelkorHimself Mod 3y ago

Post-nut-clarity.

Cumming to your senses.

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Dephlogisticate-kun 3y ago

Jizz-us, these puns...

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Things didn’t work out with the dad? Why not? You should be bending over backwards to make it work, because no man with half a brain will want to pick up the pieces. Maybe if he’s like 55 and the illegitimate kid is just the expense for getting young P sleeve again, that’ll work.

Of course, we just allow the government to hand them money for their efforts in producing more messed up byproducts of single moms.

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jamaicanroach 3y ago

Those of us in our 50s who are smart enough know we're not getting any of that, we'd just be a wallet. We're passing on that bs as well.

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

As you should, but I wouldn’t fault a man who would love to get with a woman whose skin doesn’t look like it’s melting off.

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Tiki-Tiger 3y ago

So the asshole she put out for "didn't work out." Surprise, surprise, SURPRISE!

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

My wager is that she ended it for reasons she will never be honest about. If he had been mistreating her or misbehaving egregiously, she'd probably be bragging about it right up front.

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 3y ago

More likely than not he cheated on her or was psychologically or physically abusive.

These are pretty serious assumptions. Based on what evidence do you assume these things?

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 3y ago

Sorry, but we are all about evidence and strong arguments around here.

We don't want to devolve into projecting narratives onto people, as they do elsewhere.

If you have evidence or a strong argument - present it.

If you don't have either - please refrain from projection.

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bigrome347 3y ago

This is the easiest trap a man can fall for. I’ve never seen anyone lay it out so simple. If you fall in love with me I’ll have you take me out. She’s just asking for somebody to be in the friend zone and then help her financially pay for her child.

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pnoecker 3y ago

Time to take care of Tyrone jr.

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FormerBTfan 3y ago

What do I get if I purposely run away?

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Ok-Fan5656 3y ago

Pregnant women on dating app should be illegal that shit is

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silly_birb_Banned 3y ago

"Why i only find men with pregnancy fetish!"

will be her next post

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Joaquino7997 3y ago

If you accidentally fall in love with me I'll consider a date.

Two issues here:

  1. She's close to giving birth soon, so her 'friends' will get pestered any time she needs a babysitter or for someone to run errands for her, and
  2. If her kid's dad didn't fall in love with her ass, why the hell would she expect for any other man to? And before a first date?!?!

WTF is wrong with these women?!??!

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UpTheMetal702 3y ago

Zero shame, 100% entitlement.

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vic_vega_is_fake 3y ago

"Didn't work out with the Dad" Translation: "Chad told me to fuck off"

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 3y ago

Reddit's "anti-evil" operations removed your comment about half an hour ago.

I see nothing that breaks reddit's rules in your comment.

I'm seeking an explanation.

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NutsLikeMelons 3y ago

I got a message saying it was removed for promoting hate.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 3y ago

I've asked them to explain, and re-asked about 12-13 hours later in the day.

So far, their silence is deafening.

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NutsLikeMelons 3y ago

They just auto react to complaints, whether they have merit or not.

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 3y ago

Unmarried single moms should get nothing from the government.

Should....

But will never ever happen as long as 51% of the electorate is what it currently is.

In this current system, at least 3/4 of the population, are consumers. They are not producers.

Meaning, they take more from the government, than what they pay in to the government.

Meaning, they effectively, don't pay taxes.

These people will usually vote for more government. This is how every western country slid into more and more tyranny and ballooning debt.

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nyvec 3y ago

No one should get anything from the government.

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cautionTomorrow555 3y ago

Around half of kids born to millenials are born to unwed mothers. https://slate.com/business/2014/06/for-millennials-out-of-wedlock-childbirth-is-the-norm-now-what.html

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Tiki-Tiger 3y ago

That article is eight years old. Things are worse.

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NutsLikeMelons 3y ago

The part that gets me in all this is where the “solution” is for the government to transfer money to single mother households so they are financially better off. So who has to be worse off to make that happen? Oh yeah, the men who do the work, pay the taxes and didn’t have anything to do with these women or their children.

Maybe single moms should be allowed welfare but in exchange they lose the right to vote. If you can’t even look after yourself and not create another person you can’t feed, why should you get a say in how your country is run?

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I-am-the-lul 3y ago

Men as a group are the only net tax payers, while there are individual men who get more in welfare than they pay into and there are also some women who pay more in taxes than they get in benefits, women as a group are a cost to the tax system as they get far more in various benefits then they pay in taxes.

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Why does the government keep supporting women and providing more and more benefits to women despite them being a massive drain on the system?

  1. Because women are a powerful voting demographic and pissing them off typically results in far more damaging to a political party's chances of winning an election than pissing off most men would.
  2. The things women vote for (eg: more welfare) are the sorts of things that give governments the excuse to grow larger and more powerful over time, if it wasn't for women's votes and the need to cater to their wants, many modern governments would be far smaller than they are today.
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cautionTomorrow555 3y ago

And then they wonder why guys are laying down and refusing to participate in society or participating as little as possible. Why should I contribute to a society that doesn't want me and pay for women that think I am not even a human being?

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Boar_excrement Jr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Why should I contribute to a society that doesn't want me and pay for women that think I am not even a human being?

^ This to ∞.

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user84893093748959 Jr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Why should I contribute to a society that doesn't want me and pay for women that think I am not even a human being?

Worth repeating.

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

I personally think that owing debt to the government should disqualify you from voting. No voting if you are a net recipient of welfare. Maybe people in student debt can be allowed the vote, but delinquency means no voting until you’re current again.

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I-am-the-lul 3y ago

It would vastly reduce the power of women's votes as many of them would be disqualified from voting due to all the expensive benefits so many collect.

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Correct. There’s a reason why the founding fathers limited the vote to male landowners. It’s because they knew that the vote had to come from the people who would fund the government, or even be forced to fight for the government, not because they “hated women” or “hated poor people” or “hated blacks” (okay maybe a chunk of them did the last one, but still).

If you collect welfare, you should be ineligible to vote until you’ve paid back every cent you’ve earned from welfare programs. Don’t like it? Don’t let a deadbeat finish inside of you and become a single mom.

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

owing debt to the government should disqualify you from voting

If I loan money to the government (which I did by buying some bond ETFs last year) can I get a few extra votes for that? Seriously, throw me a friggin' bone here.

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Walter Williams (RIP) talked about weighted voting systems. Personally I wouldn’t want bill gates to have like 1 million times the vote of the average, hard working dude. But letting the parasitic class vote for their own cash prizes has been nothing short of disastrous for the west.

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user84893093748959 Jr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Walter Williams (RIP)

One of the greats!

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hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

At least we still have Sowell. knocks hard on wood

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Land_of_the_Losers the-niceguy.com 3y ago

If you accidentally fall in love with me

Lost the ability to feel love for others, eh?

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adriannmng 3y ago

Most underrated comment. This should at the top.

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alldaycray 3y ago

Lol ok...

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Renogunz 3y ago

The touch 'n' go hoe

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watgm234 3y ago

A month away from giving birth

She looking for a wallet lol

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Wide-Illustrator2906 3y ago

She's going to be flooded with thousands of offers, during her pregnancy and after. I find it disturbing but it is what it is

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Boar_excrement Jr. Hamster Analyst 3y ago

Why? There is still nothing there for them. Her only offer is the friendzone for his love and resources.

Hard pass.

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