To those who don't know me. A few years ago, I started a series of lame ass THOT takedowns, in which I took a dating profile that was posted on /r/whereareallthegoodmen, and pretended that it was an interview. I did it for my own amusement. Some liked it, many hated it.
I don't care either way. Here is a new one.
So, what's up Jefa?
See what I did there? Jefa is Spanish for a female manager, but also sounds like Heifer.
That's called a double-entendre. That means... well fuck it - this isn't a class.
So give me your best. What do you have for me?
Low tolerance for bullshit
Oh fuck. You are one of THOSE. I expected you to be a Happy Jefa. See, that's called alliteration, but I crossed languages. Not bad eh?
Your turn...
Sarcastic
No. See you do TWO or more words. Try again....
Smartass, Tattoos
Oh FFS. Never mind. So how would you describe yourself?
pitbull mom
As in, "I love my pitbull" or "I am like a pitbull and I am also a Mom"?
Smoker
Uh, yeah. Okay. Moving on...
Tell me mom, what's best about being a mother?
light drinker
Wait. Who - you or....?
16 year old daughter
Yikes dude. Do you really want to advertise that shit? I mean we all had some drinks younger than we should but damn. Let's make this positive - what are you most proud of her for?
Likes: Fast cars
Ugh. This is getting boring real quick.
Okay, lightening round. Answer as quickly as you can. Let's go!
Favorite movie:
the beach
Nice. A bit lame, but ok...
Most romantic setting...
edm festivals
Shit. I am starting to like you Jefa Mom. You are a bit cray cray!
Favorite Pink Floyd Album.
animals
Fuck yeah! Nice. I agree.
and sleep
Wait. They don't have an album called....
Never mind. You are high on something.
Why did we match to begin with woman. You are fucked up!
9/10 I swiped rt because of your dog
Damn, just when I am about to drop you, I get pulled back into your web of crazy.
How do you do it?
I'm blunt
Like I can smoke you?
No filter
They usually don't have one anyway...
short temper
Sorry. No. I am just a bit confused. I can't stop staring at your tits. or what I can see of them. I want to do bad things to you Jefa.
Ok, let's keep this going. COmplete this sentence...
"I am a good person and____"
and the most impatient human alive
You are not very good at games, are you.
I'm a true LEO
yeah, feisty and all that.
Final thoughts?
I swipe right by accident more than on purpose.
Well, that explains a lot.
Thanks for chatting Jefa. Good luck with your kid, the dog, and your hunt for dick. I am going to move onto a younger woman who isn't so fucked up.
Good luck out there. You are going to need it.
Thanks to /u/Status-Giraffe6568 for the Original
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Initial-Glove Wahmyns 2y ago
"Outspoken", "opinionated", "blunt" all mean mouthy bitch.
None will ever say they "are to the point", or "walk the talk", bc they don't.
It's all games and bullshit. Bitching and complaints. Never ever satisfied. Ever.
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Initial-Glove Wahmyns 2y ago
"I never lie" is a lie.
"I dont like to lie".. But I'll lie to save my own ass..
"I have no reason to lie".. But I'll lie anyways.
Most ppl will lie if they have to. Some ppl lie, even when they don't have to.
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Initial-Glove Wahmyns 2y ago
I dont notice it necessarily, no. I know more MGTOW and folks in (real) LTRs, and neither are big into playing games..
or maybe they're just so redpilled, that I'm too dumb to notice lol!
I guess the big disconnect I have is what i think is "chasing women" or focusing on women. MGTOW doesn't do that, at all, and that meshes with what I most believe in.
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Initial-Glove Wahmyns 2y ago
Good conversation. She sounds riveting. I mean revolting.
I'm sure she gets swipes on the strength that guys may have an opportunity to meet the 16 yr old..
whytehorse2021 Jr. Hamster Analyst 2y ago
I like the analogies but the long read is a chore. Men already know what's going on in mens' heads. Keep it short and to the point and people will read it and take away something from it.
deeplydisturbed FDS Dinner Donor 2y ago
Read the intro again. I have received this feedback a lot, but I have also had people basically beg me to write more.
You can always skip it! It is not for you apparently and that's ok with me.
whytehorse2021 Jr. Hamster Analyst 2y ago
Well I guess you've found an audience and an anti-audience. The best writers find a compromise.