To those who don't know me. A few years ago, I started a series of lame ass THOT takedowns, in which I took a dating profile that was posted on /r/whereareallthegoodmen, and pretended that it was an interview. I did it for my own amusement. Some liked it, many hated it.

I don't care either way. Here is a new one.


So, what's up Jefa?

See what I did there? Jefa is Spanish for a female manager, but also sounds like Heifer.

That's called a double-entendre. That means... well fuck it - this isn't a class.

So give me your best. What do you have for me?

Low tolerance for bullshit

Oh fuck. You are one of THOSE. I expected you to be a Happy Jefa. See, that's called alliteration, but I crossed languages. Not bad eh?

Your turn...

Sarcastic

No. See you do TWO or more words. Try again....

Smartass, Tattoos

Oh FFS. Never mind. So how would you describe yourself?

pitbull mom

As in, "I love my pitbull" or "I am like a pitbull and I am also a Mom"?

Smoker

Uh, yeah. Okay. Moving on...

Tell me mom, what's best about being a mother?

light drinker

Wait. Who - you or....?

16 year old daughter

Yikes dude. Do you really want to advertise that shit? I mean we all had some drinks younger than we should but damn. Let's make this positive - what are you most proud of her for?

Likes: Fast cars

Ugh. This is getting boring real quick.

Okay, lightening round. Answer as quickly as you can. Let's go!

Favorite movie:

the beach

Nice. A bit lame, but ok...

Most romantic setting...

edm festivals

Shit. I am starting to like you Jefa Mom. You are a bit cray cray!

Favorite Pink Floyd Album.

animals

Fuck yeah! Nice. I agree.

and sleep

Wait. They don't have an album called....

Never mind. You are high on something.

Why did we match to begin with woman. You are fucked up!

9/10 I swiped rt because of your dog

Damn, just when I am about to drop you, I get pulled back into your web of crazy.

How do you do it?

I'm blunt

Like I can smoke you?

No filter

They usually don't have one anyway...

short temper

Sorry. No. I am just a bit confused. I can't stop staring at your tits. or what I can see of them. I want to do bad things to you Jefa.

Ok, let's keep this going. COmplete this sentence...

"I am a good person and____"

and the most impatient human alive

You are not very good at games, are you.

I'm a true LEO

yeah, feisty and all that.

Final thoughts?

I swipe right by accident more than on purpose.

Well, that explains a lot.

Thanks for chatting Jefa. Good luck with your kid, the dog, and your hunt for dick. I am going to move onto a younger woman who isn't so fucked up.

Good luck out there. You are going to need it.


Thanks to /u/Status-Giraffe6568 for the Original