“My wife died suddenly now I have 2 kids and a baby that need a mom. Do you have enough spare milk capacity for another baby? If yes then DM me. I don’t have a job rn so if you have somewhere to stay I can come to you”

Christ.

Open your face, problem solved.

“I’m looking for a new man to come on the Steve Wilkos show with my old man, his three buddies, and the 4 other guys that fit the time frame of having possibly been lucky enough to get me pregnant.

Smh

Why are she always fat and/or pregnant? I’m pretty sure some dude could tune out her craziness if she was attractive and the sex was good. But these chicks have nothing going for them.

She said no more games but to have child at 20 years old is a russian roulette.

I hate when women make having a child their entire personality…

Come back in 18 years and bring your daughter

If she's such a great package deal then why didn't her baby daddy settle down with her?

I actually could see the benefit of banging away with no-risk sex on a horny 2nd trimester chick that was ChadBlasted maybe 3 months earlier. Bang the shit out of her until right before she pops out her illegitimate kid. Then run and hide.

If only that had been her attitude before she became a single mom...

Yes, because game-playing led you to this point. Now you stand her alone with a little bastard that needs to be fed and clothed.

Lol I love this. Too funny

She belongs to the streets.

Those words are so overused and canned. Yeah, a can of worms.

Lumpy, unfeminine, has a 3/4 scale manface with optional Resting Bitch Mode permanently enabled, looks like a constant nagging pain type as well, picture perfect Maury Povich show fodder clear down to the Moon Pie marrow... And now she's done playing games.

Some sorrowful scrawny hayseed will probably StepUp© to the plate and ManUp©, wife this hoe, adopt the thugspawn daughter, and think he's got a shot at a happy marriage. Small towns have a nasty habit of being hotbeds of whoredom, since they're usually seller's (women's) markets due to large numbers of guys who don't leave and all of the 8+ women either getting knocked up/hitched at 17, leaving town for a 'modeling career/acting career' (i.e. sucking dick career) in the big city, or get tucked away to 'preserve them' because Jesus, or whatever, and a huge slew of young dudes that stay in-town because maw and paw needs their help on the farm, or the rigs are hiring, etc... She'll still fuck the 'baby daddy' when he's out on parole, and Cletus will take her back, again and again, until he finally has enough and uses dad's old Remington 870 to end his misery in the cab of his Ford F150

Game has already been played out, now she isnt going to get any new players.

She's ready to settle down after some guy has emptied his balls in her, how amazing.

If she's a single mom who drops money on boudoir pregnancy photos ($1,000 plus) you are goddamn right she is going to spend your money!

I still do not understand how these girls dont realise their life is effectively fucked having a kid at that age with no proper family structure in place.

I only date single mother's that say their children come first, that they're done with the bad boys, and are done with the fun. /s.

It never ceases to amaze me how many women on dating apps say the same things using the exact same words at a certain point in their lives.

So if she had the kid already why is she advertising her swollen misshapen pregnancy body on dating profiles? Is she trying to attract dudes with a fetish? Unless I was the hypothetical father I personally don't find a waddling pregnant manatee with legs to be "hot" but that's just me.

"It's a hard knock life for us!" "It's a hard knock life for us!" "Steada treated. We get tricked!" "Steada kisses. We get kicked!"

That's what her life and her daughter's life will be. Trust me, go to any low income apartment building and you'll see single mothers and their daughters. Really happy to see the plumber and excited to flirt with him.

What ever happened to being ashamed of being pregnant and unmarried?

Her face looks deformed. Distorted. If there weren't enough red flags already, that she's flaunting Chad's semen demon, I'm think that she is an undead who will show her real demon face any second.

"I'm done playing games" is a just a quick way to tell people, you're rocking a 92 IQ, all while having a baby, at 20. Good luck is all I'm going to say.

Baby was born 6 months ago. She’s ready to settle down. Now the guy who buys into this is thinking “hey one kid ain’t so bad and i get a 20 year old.” So he steps in, is there for her and her daughter unconditionally. He pays for almost everything and is nice and supportive to the both of them. after about 2 and a half years when the kid is through all the hardest phases she gets bored and realizes the decent guy she settled down with doesn’t give her that same thrill she used to get before she got herself knocked up. Her girlfriends who managed to not get knocked up tell her how much fun they are still having out at bars and clubs and she should come out with them for a girls night. Next thing you know she’s cheating on her guy with some random dude in the bathroom of the club just for the thrill. I’ve seen it a thousand times.

I mat be an ass for saying but these pregnant women photo shoots are just creepy. I even see them where the woman has her belly hanging out. Am I the only one who thinks that this is gross as hell?

It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

She's ready to 'settle'. But what in the hell does she bring to the table that means I have to "settle" for her package deal?

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I'd have had more respect for her if she were at least honest enough to say the following

Giga Chad knocked me up and buggered off, I want some simp to fund my life and pay for my child while bang his mates.

I wouldn't touch her with a telegraph pole but at least I'd have some respect for the skank.

“Me... I’m... Me... I’m.”

Those are literally the first words of the four sentences she posted.

Self-absorbed, much?

Am I the only one that wishes that these stupid women could see how bad we trash them on this sub!

Jesus, is there a template bank these women buy? It's always the same phrasing with the same demands without any discussion of what they bring into a man's life that it's useful to him.

What’s sad is that this would be such a happy picture if she had a husband in the picture with her. Instead the picture is depressing given the context and it just symbolizes solitude, desperation, sadness.

Maybe she should have been thinking about settling down in March of last year.

She should have aborted that little critter as soon as she found out she was pregnant. Now she is stuck with this way of living for life.

gimme free money for nutin' in exchange

These women are going about it all wrong. She could have a lucrative career as a prostitute and earn enough to retire. If she got into shape, she's got about 10-15 years of productive sex work ahead of her. I mean come on, stop pretending to not be whores and be whores and stop trying to play games with nice guys.

The modern woman's playbook is to try and lock Chad down with a "surprise" pregnancy.

If that doesn't work out, she'll come to OLD sites to search for a beta knowing fully well they'll battle amongst each other to have the privilege to wife her up and play step daddy to the child that Chad never wanted.

It's a win win for her. She got to have fun with Chad in her prime and beta Billy is now stepping up to play step daddy in her decline.

10 years ago, you could count the numbers of pregnant women on OLD on one hand and they were visibly ashamed of it. Now it's the norm.

So that’s how she spent her quarantine!

The wall is starting to hit these chicks before they can hit it.

She crammed as many catchphrases as possible into her profile lmao

You’re ready to settle down as soon as you have a kid?

More like you’re looking for a meal ticket.

She figured out that she wants to settle down one daughter too late.

It will never cease to boggle my mind that women actually display the fact they're pregnant on a dating profile...it seems absurdly counter intuitive. It would be like a guy putting the focus of his profile on the fact his really poor and unattractive.

Really...the very LAST thing a woman should do on a dating app is advertise that they're pregnant. The ONLY guys that will start dating you are going to be damaged in some pretty fundamental ways.

Jesus let them eat cake, she says.

You know, ah just fuck it

I would date a single mom and pipe the head off her for a while than leave

Ill take thot package and throw it back to the streets

Is this photoshop?? This is like the textbook version of the type of the women who are posted on this sub.

Is this not satire?

Well if she's done playing games, I'm out. I'm still gaming at 35.

She can 'settle down' whenever the hell she wants - she doesn't need a man to do that.

What she really wants is a benefactor who will take care of her and her child.

lol I love how these profiles are all the same verbatim.

Oh, but I am not ready.

Except her games.

So many red flags...

Her poor daughter will have a misrable life.

Alpha seed secured. Commence beta need search mode.

No more games, just after I played hide the dipstick with Chad.

This makes me want to throw up. I feel bad for that kid. What a shitty mother.

I bet her father dosent exist.

Should have thought of that BEFORE you got pregnant

What in the fuck lmfaoo

It cracks me up that they feel the need to say that her daughter and her are a package deal. Duh, that's how it works. Imagine finding a profile that said, "I have a kid and if you don't like it, let me know so I can yeet that little shit into the adoption chute."

ruined in zero to twenty. that's pretty fast.

she's 20??

You know part of me wants to get tinder just to see how many of these I can find.

20 year old girl ready to settle down? What happened? What miracle? When we see girls who are 35 not willing to settle yet? And even 40?

Absolutely no mention of hobbies, interests, personality traits etc. Straight in there with the single mum spiel. What a catch

The little bio feels like a pure meme to me at this point.

Cream pie princess.

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You can’t make this shit up

Just from the pic you can tell ten minutes around her would be slightly less painful than having a cheese grater run over your nuts for twenty minutes. Slightly. And I think I'd have to see just how sharp the grater was before making a final decision.

You know she was already scripting the high drama she was going to turn pregnancy into even before the dust from Chad's departure cleared. She found her seducer, just needs her producer.