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Forums.Red / WhereAreAllTheGoodMen / Dual-Mating Strategy

Keep getting Mr.Wrong but now ready for Mr. Right
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DarkDoomDoom

Posted 5y ago in Dual-Mating Strategy - Permalink - Locked - 4.9K Views



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m11_9 5y ago

"But I'm holding a bible, why wont a miracle happen?!"

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esta_verdad 5y ago

That is not a Bible, it is a law book. She is already studying up on divorce law. She will be ready for Mr. Right very soon.

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CarlSpacler 5y ago

Surprised it hasn't ignited.

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RealMcGonzo 5y ago

She's a Born Again Virgin.

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mgthrowaway2 5y ago

Refurbished

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[deleted] 5y ago

Reconstituted virgin.

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RRFdev 5y ago

Virgin for the believers, whore for the infidels.

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RyansPutter 5y ago

I had a LTR with one of those. I guess now she's born again again.

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Optaze 5y ago

It’s an ad

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Still fits the sub's theme quite nicely.

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Older_Miggy 5y ago

As someone with experience on Christian dating sites, you are correct.

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DarkDoomDoom 5y ago

But they are targeting this kind of woman

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RoleplayPete 5y ago

Its working. I'd slide into those DMs

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setfaeserstostun 5y ago

Deuteronomys?

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PM_UR_PREGGO_MOMBOD 5y ago

Dice Modifiers?

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meerita Sr. Hamster Analyst 5y ago

Don't make-it

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SuperGoxxer 5y ago

First thing I think of when there's a "christian single" involved is how in the Bible if a man's wife wasn't bearing children it was A-Okay to sleep with the household help instead.

And people are right in this thread, sudden religious leanings are a flimsy plastering on a complete whore trying to change her spots.

But those spots don't wash out, or get covered by her religious spackle-job.

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kyledontcare 5y ago

Sleeping with the maid to make a kid may have par for the course but it never worked out in Bible times and only made trouble.

Edit: Look at Abraham, Jacob, David, Solomon, Gideon and others as examples of how it never turns out well.

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SirKolbath 5y ago

I actually have video evidence of one of my old buddy's girlfriends at a hot tub party. She looked me up on Facebook after they got married and then divorced and she was a born again Godbotherer. Now, I respect most religions, anything that gives people peace and comfort is a good thing in my book, although I trend to atheist, but it was obvious from the get-go that her being born again was simply an attempt to regain her youth and reset her sights on a different class of men.

No word as to whether or not it was working. But her newfound hobby of rock climbing certainly was. Great body.

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ZealousMaths 5y ago

Climbing the cold mountains of whoring...

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mustangfrank 5y ago

SOP. She rode the CC with the best of them. Now that she is getting older and cannot compete with younger women, it is time for me to settle down.

Just like to the right side of this page

But when she's in her 30s with depreciating looks, jerks who won't commit, the likelihood of being a single mom, and the social pressure from her married friends, she asks "Where have all the good men gone?"[1][2] Funny how back when she was chasing the bad boys he was a "NiceGuy™" unworthy of dating, but now that she's past her prime and needs a bailout he's a "real man" who treats her with respect.

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UTRuser74 5y ago

Looks like r/WalmartCelebrities Julianne Moore.

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MGTOW_BEASTMODE 5y ago

"really bad experience dating men who were just no good for me"

So close to self-awareness.

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asdf333aza 5y ago

Amazing how these girls can find jesus after riding the bad boy cc for all these years.

To translate: "I am now pushing 40. I spent my good years on guys who didn't want me for the long term. And I repeated that process many many times. After being used and discard by various other men, I am ready to offer my heavily used vagina to a man who is 6ft or taller, rich, desired by other women but only loves me, has a big house, nice car(s), loves children even if they aren't his, and will provide and protect me, butttt allow me the freedom I need to cheat and search for a higher level mate if the hypergamy gods decide to grace me. Shouldn't be so hard to find. Where have all the good men gone? "

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Robin2Fast2Furious 5y ago

This is an advertisement? Lol

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Older_Miggy 5y ago

Has to be, because most women on Christian sites aren't nearly as cute.

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[deleted] 5y ago

A few of them are.. but guess what they got kids and are single moms.

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onlypinhead2000 5y ago

As she clutches her Bible. I've had my fun, but no fun for you.

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[deleted] 5y ago

And you need to Love her like Jesus did!

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onlypinhead2000 5y ago

Love her like your neighbor, sure. Give her resources, no.

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thenotoriousdougie 5y ago

Jesus may have washed away her sins but those genital warts, herpes blisters, persistent UTIs and yeast infections are a tall order even for him. And you know even after her “revirgining” those panties will fall off for the first guy who gives her aging twat the tingles. But hey, “forgiveness”‘is always on tap.

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MentORPHEUS TRP Endorsed 5y ago

If her hymen and ability to pair-bond were as intact as the spine on that prop Bible, there would have possibly been something to work with here.

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[deleted] 5y ago

I won't care much about her hymen, but the 2nd one - pair bonding ability I definitely do. No point marrying a hoe who cannot bond..

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MentORPHEUS TRP Endorsed 5y ago

Yeah I don't actually treasure virginity in a sex partner, was negging her born-again virgin presentation while holding a bible whose standards she has selectively ignored for other men prior to demanding your compliance before even meeting.

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Thetrvler 5y ago

Yeah, after her holes have been blown out by thousands of random cocks. Women never learn.

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thetopshottah 5y ago

Alright now don't everybody jump up at once

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newyearzz2020 5y ago

Ready to settle down with a nice guy because I’m too old for Chad now

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MattFoley79 5y ago

Yessss... nothing but stupid reality shows, trips to Target and Starbucks, SUVs, and vanilla starfish sex from here on out.

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prbonfanti 5y ago

She had experiences, and now she wants you to suffer bad experiences, because of her.

Who would pass that oportunity?

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hiddenpleasures123 5y ago

The filters on her face say 33-34. Her hands say late 30's.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Yes, those hands say late 30s to even early 40s.

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yungjonvoight 5y ago

Why do they smile like that?

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tw-1234a 5y ago

It looks like she's about to ask for a donation to aid single mothers.

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

Gee, Mr. Barstoolsports and Askdocs, what brought you here?

Whatever it was, you needn't ever worry about showing up here again.

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oh_no_aliens 5y ago

She doesn't want a "nice guy". She wants a Godly Man, aka a Chad of biblical proportions (in more ways than one), so she can be blessed with many good Christian children by a strong man who makes 6 figures and is carved and chiseled like Adonis.

But all she gets is meek, lukewarm men so she prays daily for Mr. Right. She has come to the conclusion that she must settle for a beta male because Mr. Right will never come (because he knows better) so she grits her teeth and prepares for a sad life full of quiet desperation while pining for Chad as she fulfills her Christian wife duties and pretends to tolerate this poor man who doesn't deserve her.

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geocorb 5y ago

She found Jesus after she realized she couldn’t count as high as her body count. Wants a do over.

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DreamDelving 5y ago

Translation "I've had my fill of dicks in my pussy and mouth and now I want some sapp to look after me financially"

No thanks. You literally remade your bed after multiple thrustings and now lie in it.

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dbbeebs 5y ago

Her hands are the giveaway. I'm 63 and my hands are not as wrinkly.

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NotLuceBree 5y ago

Those hands alone tell me all I need to know.

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macktheknive 5y ago

Beware of the horse ladies, the born again Christians or the single mothers.

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Honest_Solution 5y ago

But not just “any” nice guy. No sir. Only settling for a nice Chad.

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BertTheWelder 5y ago

Beware the born-again girl.

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mgthrowaway2 5y ago

Or the New Age thot who’s recently become very “spiritual”.

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BertTheWelder 5y ago

Why spiritual and not religious? Because religions have rules and you can be judged for not following them. Spiritual is all about what you feel and you can’t judge them for that.

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Yagyubagna 5y ago

Usually find the ones claiming to be spiritual tend to use it as a guise to hide behind or almost like a crutch to support the narrative of their life and shitty decisions. Basically 9 times out of 10 when they've said they're spiritual, they're crazy af!!! Actually a term for it. Spiritual Bypassing

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Wallyfrank 5y ago

-Galatians 2:5

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SeekingLevelFive 5y ago

Thotitian 6:9 I believe is the verse you were looking for.

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1st10Amendments 5y ago

You picked the best possible verse out of all of the NT for that comment. Good on you, mate!

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Wallyfrank 5y ago

Holy shit. I just put down a random verse. I figured the verse would just be something random. Guess I was a vessel of god

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BluepillProfessor 5y ago

Scripture has a way of doing that

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

Yep. Because what's really going on here is

I am a Christian woman, therefore I am High Value. You are REQUIRED to give me whatever I want. And you will have to wait for sex until we are married. I made that mistake so many times, and well, you will have to pay for that. So no sex, beta bitch!

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ReadMyHistoryBitch 5y ago

I’m as MGTOW as you can get but twisting their words by putting their claims in terms of absolutes to make your argument easier is really low.

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BlackendLight 5y ago

Women dont understand the true meaning of value

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

Sluts really can project the appearance of high value simply by withholding sex. This is why sluts instinctively refuse to put out or wait to put out for guys they want relationships with. Because girls know that appearing to be selective with who you fuck makes you look "high value" to "relationship guys".

To women, men are either "casual sex guys" or "relationship guys". Casual sex guys can be relationship guys; but relationship guys are NEVER casual sex guys.

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[deleted] 5y ago

This is great.

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Chairman_Ellen_Pao 5y ago

Women dont understand the true meaning of love

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BlackendLight 5y ago

They 'love' pragmatically not ideally

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Unusual_Chair 5y ago

Love is something man does, not woman. Men make the mistake in thinking a woman will come to love them.

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

This is unfair to women. It's a rarity, but it's a rarity in men too.

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Dubandubs 5y ago

What some people fail to realize is that fwb can lead to long-term relationships. You can judge compatibility much quicker because of the intimacy involved. Most of my best long term relationships, including wife, started as fwb. It was relationships with no sex that ended soonest.

I suspect people that insist on no sex before marriage have insecurities that made fwb relationship not work. So they try no sex rules, and that doesn't work either because they blame sex as the problem, instead of taking a hard look at themselves and working on that.

tldr: Most people WANT sex before marriage to ensure compatibility.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Most of my best long term relationships, including wife, started as fwb.

that was exactly my experience as well, including the wife. When neither person is putting on airs, you really get to know each other.

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

The primary value of moving to rapid sex is that you find out who REALLY is sexually attracted to you and who is not.

If a woman is REALLY sexually attracted to you, she'll get physical with you by date 3. In fact, if by the end of the third date, clothes aren't flying and you're not doing the nasty, end the date and don't contact her again. She's not into you.

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RRFdev 5y ago

Even in date 1 you must already be intimate with her. Hold her hand while walking together. Embrace her. Kiss her at the end of date 1.

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Dubandubs 5y ago

I wouldnt turn this into a hard and fast "by date 3" rule, but I see where you are coming from and agree with it generally. Me, I have a tendency to move much slower until I am comfortable. But would I have marriage before making sure we are sexually compatible? HELL NO

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

Yeah, date 3 is a guideline. If you're really into her you might give her one or two more dates, while you're fucking other girls. If she's not all that high value, then you might insist on same night sex or date 2 sex.

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Honest_Solution 5y ago

Hell I had a girl become “born again” over a weekend onetime. Friday she was sending nudes and talking about sex openly, but Monday “she’d been thinking about it” and came to the conclusion sex was wrong and she didn’t want a relationship that revolves around just sex. Oh and she got pregnant at 17.

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PoliteDirtbag 5y ago

I had a girl who was born again, had her true nature come out, then blame me for it. Her profile went on at length about whata good girl she was and how she was strictly looking for a husband, and didn't sleep around or engage in any 'vices'. A little odd, but she was smoking hot and a recently graduated cheerleader from a class D school.

Second date, we go to a comedy club, orders a pop, but about half way through 'reluctantly' has a couple of pulls off of my cocktail. Then orders a long island. Then suggests that we go to a bar afterward. At the bar she is pounding shots of Jager as I'm sipping a Coors (I drove us there), got a pack of cigarettes from somewhere (you could still smoke inside back in those days). She then starts dancing on me like a stripper. Bar closes, she suggests we go to a nearby casino.

We roll some craps, but the shots she did at last call are hitting her, so I suggest we head out. Even to this point, I'm super stoked about how well the date is going. First part of the ride she slurs in great detail how she wants to fuck when we get back.

We get back to my place, this is before the me-too era but she was wasted beyond any reasonable ability to consent, so I plop her into my bed, then go sleep on the couch. She wakes up just enough to 'I thought we were going to fuck, what are you a faggot or something?' before passing completely out.

I wake up the next morning and start making breakfast. I hear her wake up, then run to the bathroom. She pukes for a solid 45 minutes, then run-runs out the door to her car and speeds away.

I call her, and leave a message asking if she was ok. Nothing. I try her again about a week later. She picks up, and says she didn't appreciate how I made her drink and smoke and gamble and everything else, and she never wanted to talk to me again. She said she was a 'good girl' who didn't do that kind of stuff.

I had one of those dolly zoom moments as I realized how close I came to having my life ruined. Her being a 'good girl' was clearly a new facade that she couldn't maintain, and it clearly want going to be her daily for going back to her old ways. Thank literal God I didn't touch her, or who knows how far she would have gone to protect her cognitive dissonance.

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cleverbutnotoverlyso 5y ago

You dodged a large caliber bullet, my friend.

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RRFdev 5y ago

I would just bolt the moment she started ordering alcoholic drinks with the express intent to get drunk. Light stuff like shandy, I don't mind.

I don't care what interpretation people would go with regarding Christianity's views on drinking alcohol, but that is already considered excessive alcoholic consumption and thus is sinful. She has already demonstrated by that act alone to be a hypocrite and unbeliever.

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

It's always the man's fault. Woman has sex; it's because a bad man tricked and duped her into it. If a woman gives up sex to a player, it's because he used her.

OK. Yeah, no.

Women know who the players are. They know who Chad and Tyrone are. They know who the "bad men" are.

They LIKE players. They LIKE bad men. They LOVE Chad and Tyrone.

Women bitching about "boys will be boys"? Sheeeit. They wouldn't have it any other way.

"Boys will be boys" is bad only when it's UNATTRACTIVE boys being boys.

"Boys will be boys" is bad only when some woman didn't get what she (thought she) wanted, or when it didn't work out to her advantage, or (with Pound MeToo) when she thinks she can work it to her advantage - notoriety or money.

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

They're all like that. I don't care if they profess Christ or are born again. You're attractive enough and you make her comfortable enough that no one important will find out? She'll fuck you.

Newsflash: Most of the Christian women you know are fucking their boyfriends or have an FWB, and smoke weed now and then.

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oh_no_aliens 5y ago

They're literally All like that! Hell, the "good Christian lady" is the nastiest of the bunch. Self-flagellating after being a bad influence type.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

and smoke weed now and then.

God did grant us dominion over all animals and plants, to use as we see fit!

Of course, an implied corollary to that is that we don't grant plants dominion over us (ie - addiction and drug abuse).

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OptimalAdhesiveness 5y ago

And God said, “See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food."

New King James Version - Genesis 1:29

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

God says weed brownies are a ok

/s

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chalulin 5y ago

You lucky bastard. You got yourself a virgin!

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What happened on Tuesday? Or did she actually stick with it?

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Warwickshiredude 5y ago

How do you tell of they're born again?

They've got two belly buttons

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Take your upvote and get the fuck out.

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Warwickshiredude 5y ago

Graciously

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Gail-The-Snail 5y ago

I think when you’re “born again” you get the second belly button?

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

You have a belly button because the umbilical cord is connected there and severed during birth. The joke is that nobody is actually "born again," they're the same people they were before their supposed religious awakening

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

Obviously that guy didn't get it so I tried to explain it

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

Ah, you just still don't get it. I don't mean literally they're the same person, I mean figuratively. Mostly people become born again as just a performative social thing. So it's saying "nobody who feels the need to announce being born again actually changed at all"

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ElectronicStage9 5y ago

I genuinely don't think you understand what you're asking about.

The joke is that you can tell if someone's born again because they have 2 belly buttons.

Born again is a term used to describe someone who has either recently found God and been baptized, hence being 'born again,' or someone who just got baptized again for whatever reason. The former definition is most common.

It's a stereotype that people who become born again are either deluding themselves or duping others into thinking that they're a different, more godly, better person. The implication is that they shouldn't be judged for their past misdeeds since they were done before being born again. So people will just say they're born again and not really mean it, hence the stereotype.

So since being born again is seen as mostly bullshit, this joke emerged that being born again doesn't actually exist. The joke describes this using biology because it's funnier. The concept of someone crawling back into a womb, attaching a new umbilical cord to themselves, being birthed again, getting the cord cut, and having a second belly button is humorous because it's so absurd. Just saying "People don't change" isn't nearly as funny.

As an aside, I've heard of women becoming born again and telling people that they're virgins because they haven't fucked since their baptism & that they won't have sex until marriage. Interesting, isn't it?

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Dude, it's not a "belly button argument". It's a joke.

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[deleted] 5y ago

I don’t get it either sorry. Maybe means she has a piercing.

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ronoda12 5y ago

So nice guts get the leftover?

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GeneralKinetics89 5y ago

Which edition of Black's Law Dictionary is that? The Holy version? Haha.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Well I'd rather marry an ex-prostitute than this pretentious hoe! haha

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Songgeek 5y ago

She looks kinda evil with that bible

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unknown3000x 5y ago

Her face says shes 45ish. She hit the wall long ago

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DreamDelving 5y ago

Lol remember the Thot on Flavour Flave who tried this shit with Flava i.e no sex until marriage. Needless to say Flava did not fall for it.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Using a Bible as a prop, and it does not look worn from doing and (oops) any serious reading. In fact, it looks so new, I suspect she bought it right before the photo shoot.

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Older_Miggy 5y ago

Like with many so-called Christians, it's just a prop

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otakuzod 5y ago

Stolen from the drawer from the hotel they were shooting at.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Even better.

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oh_no_aliens 5y ago

I am guessing that is just a stock image.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Could be. It may also be a real profile from the service that they decided to use in their ad. Neither situation would be surprising.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Heh, nah man, that's ok

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heyheyitsdatboi 5y ago

It’s a miracle! She’s changed! Hallelujah!!!

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tyler_murdock 5y ago

Equally funny is that FB’s ad algorithm thought OP might wanna sign up.

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[deleted] 5y ago

The tense and grammar of her post belies the benchmarks of her "journey". So, she is "finally ready" to settle down with a nice guy? As long as she could still score dates, hookups, and mini-relationships with "men who were just no good for me", she wasn't looking to settle down? If she was, then "nice guys" were not who she was hoping to settle down with?

These are all rhetorical questions. If she had half a brain she would have worded this less obviously. But wait! She is clutching her bible as if it is "everything she holds dear", so she must be a good person. YMMV, but chameleons like this chap my ass even more than the tattooed, pierced, single mothers. At least with the latter, you can see the circus coming at you. This one is on a serious BB quest.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

YMMV, but chameleons like this chap my ass even more than the tattooed, pierced, single mothers. At least with the latter, you can see the circus coming at you. This one is on a serious BB quest.

Same. I still think this sub needs something like "slut chameleoning as wife material" as an option for post flair.

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goodmansaysfuckyou Big Dick Energy Misogynist 5y ago

Considering all (virtually) posts here must conform to rule #5 AND the simple nature of woman, then we can extrapolate that each and every woman posted here is a SCAM (slut chameleoning as matrimonial). They are all looking for the same thing. The only difference is the road they took to get here.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

True, but some are especially dangerous. Like Velvet said, some fail to blend and have giant red flags (covered with tattoos, bastard kids in tow, etc.) whereas ones like in this OP might trick an inexperienced man.

I like the SCAM thing, heh. I hope it catches on.

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coldsteel86 5y ago

Finally ready for Mr. Right translates to " a beta provider who i will drain resources from and give him starfish sex once a month IF he is lucky and keeps me happy, if things go south i will divorce rape him"

Dated so many bad men in the past translates to " bad boys i chased in my 20's who pumped and dumped me, but now that my looks are dwindling they are not interested in me anymore so i am ready to settle "

When a woman says " settle " this can mean multiple things.

  1. It could mean that she is tired of getting back breaking sex from chad, she doesn't have the energy anymore to keep up with the drama that comes with a bad boy. Also she is tired of being ghosted and feeling despair after he breaks off all contact.

  2. Secondly it could mean she is ready to settle for a guy who doesn't quite fit what she wants in the physical department, not tall enough, penis isnt big enough, but she is willingly to look past this as long as he is stable and can provide financial security. So what if he is under 6'2" he has a stable white collar job and i can finally take a man home to mom and dads on Thanksgiving and maybe one day give my parents grandchildren. ( they might not be the husbands kids but that doesnt matter )

BOTH of these situations have the same outcome. The wahmen resents and despises the guy she " settled " for although she wont admit it, even to herself. The first reason as outlined above is because Mr. Right can not give her the tingles that the bad boys did. The second reason as outlined above is even though the guy has money and stability she will get bored of him quickly. The honeymoon phase will go right by her if she even blinks. She will consider cheating and she will wonder " could i have done better ".

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NickTesla2018 5y ago

First date --- Going to an exorcism together.

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First date --- Going to an exorcism together.

To exorcise Chad, Tyronne, Kyle, Wong and Jesus out of her system? Isn't that the purpose? lol

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wont_tell_i_refuse_ 5y ago

I was just on one of those crazy "ASIAN POWER!" type subs and I thought this said "Keep getting Mr. Wong, but now ready for Mr. Right" at first.

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Bestoftherest222 5y ago

Ah the reformed whores that the christian religions love so much.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Yuck! A prostitute is more honest than these deluded reformed whores..

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RedPill_Dragon 5y ago

Let me guess... rode the pastor, deacons, and Bible study teachers also.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Oh maaan.. that's soo harsh dude. Reminds of me that film, "Eyes wide shut" lol

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

right. She's had lots of sex. It's just that she's not had sex with men who would marry her. Nor has she had sex with men in her extended social circles. She's had lots of Chad and Tyrone sex - guys who have never seen the inside of a church and certianly have never seen the inside of HER church.

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Profitglutton Jr. Hamster Analyst 5y ago

Until they hit 30 then they pray for almost any church guy to settle down with. My brother’s mother in law was one of these thots who cheated on the guy she was with and now has nobody in her older age. She’s so desperate for a simp that she was pining hard for the obviously gay pastor who she had no chance with (because gay obviously) and now her love life plays like a sad joke.

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RedPill_Dragon 5y ago

I was one of those ignored church guys. I have stories.

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Bronzeraptor 5y ago

The only exception to that rule is the rare "hot" church guy. Especially if said guy is on track for the ministry.

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Domebeers 5y ago

pass

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TerpsMakeMeDrink 5y ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and guess all of her holes are CAVERNOUS from being rode hard and put away wet.

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allias24 5y ago

She reminds me of ghost rider. Pale. Basically a skeleton. Creepy smile. Gaze that stares into your souls and makes your eyes burn.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Don't you want to kiss those sweet Christian lips of hers though? LOL

There is a spoiler-alert which I can't mention about her sexual past, cuz that would be slut shaming! ahahahaahah

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LeeeeeroyPhishkins 5y ago

Chameleons

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void_magic 5y ago

christian vip singles

yeah no

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psypD 5y ago

Well, Hi there...let's fuck for Jesus.

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Aldabruzzo No busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 5y ago

Translation:

After my divorce, I decided i was going to do it the Right Way this time. I'm going to do it God's way. Because Jeeeeezus loves me and wants me to be happy. And because Match and OKC and Tinder were just getting me hookups. (Hey, now, I's a Christian woman. I don't do hookups tee hee tee hee.)

I am here to virtue signal and let you all know I'm a born again virgin. I am as pure as the driven snow, now that Jeeeezus has washed me clean (spiritually... can't really do much about the herpes outbreaks. Even us born again virgins need Valtrex.) So, anyway, see my Bible? That means I am High Value and You Must Pay For Me. And wait for sex. FDS, HERE I COME!!!!

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[deleted] 5y ago

I am going to lose hope in Christianity if you guys keep posting ads on these Christian thots lol

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RedPill_Dragon 5y ago

Bro, I know how many women who have this as their testimony.

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Diogenes-- 5y ago

FS: '73 Civic, 350k miles. Mudflaps drag on the road. $10,000,000 obo - buyer must be 6', earn $300k/year, 9" dick and 6-pack abs.

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MeatFire 5y ago

That's the first production year for the civic. A rare car.

She's more like a 2005 corolla. Dime a dozen and ugly as sin.

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newyearzz2020 5y ago

Previous 30 buyers purchased for only $400

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NickTesla2018 5y ago

Too much devil dong from Chad.

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Unusual_Chair 5y ago

Its Halloween early, we got a thot dressed as a good christian girl.

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Blayne-Tomari 5y ago

Hypergamy

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stfducky489 5y ago

how where they all bad choices? so you had no good choices? oh i am too believe that?

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fmanly 5y ago

They weren't the choices that made her feel excited.

I mean, doesn't the Bible say that you should just do whatever feels good and you'll be sure to never go wrong?

Or maybe I'm thinking about the part where Jesus talks to the woman caught in adultery and tells her that it is ok - she was just having a really bad experience dating a man who wasn't good for her.

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stfducky489 5y ago

yeah that is not how you get a husband.

her choice of always going with mr. wrong was her choice. not his.

all we do is ask it is them that say yes or no!

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jihocech 5y ago

That is some new translation?

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Older_Miggy 5y ago

I think that's sarcasm.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 5y ago

Major.

doesn't the Bible say that you should just do whatever feels good and you'll be sure to never go wrong?

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sumpwa 5y ago

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

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oooKenshiooo 5y ago

How about Mr. Fuckrightoff?

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danielnogo 5y ago

Lol the huge bible is her trying so hard to say "I dont fuck on the first date, only the second or third."

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 5y ago

Rule 3.

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 5y ago

Please look at the sidebar and read the rules. It seems like you still don't know what rule 3 is!

Also, unless you have clear evidence or a good explanation for why you think its fake - we will remove your one line comment, asserting that its fake. Just assume that everything on the internet is fake.

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toolate4redpill 5y ago

You can love my heart, but my ass belongs to JESUS.

Second fiddle to a fictional prophet, I'm sure you could do worse. Like Lorena Bobbit worse.

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LotBuilder 5y ago

Jesus is her landscaper.

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toolate4redpill 5y ago

Something tells me she could use a trim

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loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 5y ago

Rule 1.

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where_muh_good_mens 5y ago

Did you fucking report a mod comment!? C'mon. Be smarter.

If you have a problem with moderation, the rules, or the board, then post your question to the moderator mail. All other public inquiries will be removed.

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Older_Miggy 5y ago

Bye Felicia.

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Overkillengine 5y ago

Because men love having to pay full price (commitment/marriage) for a leftover slut that fucks him like a prude.

What a great "reward" for a life spent responsibly.

Can't imagine why more and more men are not bothering to get married anymore.

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[deleted] 5y ago

Unfortunately, there is no wedding night for the sluts as they've seen it all.

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Hirudin 5y ago

ze holly bibboel

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