Guess she should have thought of all that BEFORE she got pregnant

Nothing infuriates me more than an online dating post from a woman saying “I don’t know why I’m here”

A big red flag that people don't talk about is blaming all of your problems on someone else. It's just too big of a barrier to overcome.

The definition of a relationship is compromise. If you can't admit at least one thing that you did wrong, you're never going to be with someone.

She entered "No Man's Land" a long time ago..... next stop..... The Wall.

42 year old single mother with young child - here's what probably happened. Early 30s and the biological clock is ticking so after a decade on the carousel she gets Bob the Beta as sperm donor and wallet. Bob thinks it's love but once she's got the kid she realises that Bob doesn't ring her bell and that even with a kid and even older she can jump back on that carousel and find The One.

She's in for a surprise.

Chalk some of it up to a bad google translate. But still how goofy. Sounds like a throwback to the era of Peter, Paul and Mary. Same sad thoughts, same sad delusions.

She is alone, staring out over a vast untameable nothing that stretches as far as the eye can see, while the last light of day dies in the distance.

Also, there is a photo of the ocean and a sunset.

I see a sh*t storm on the horizon. Natural like diarrhea. : (

Actually, she’s been in by a dog, die alone ville, for at least 15 years now.

The level of entitlement remains strong here. I don’t understand why someone would make a dating profile that reads like a disclaimer.

“I’m natural like disasters”… Yeah, I’m like a tree, I’m gonna leave.

Claims to want facts while pining for fiction. If the man attempts to bring the facts to her attention and he will be ghosted immediately.

Not one single redeeming quality.

Sweaty, at 42 you don't have the luxury of judging the performance. You get what you deserve.

I like how basically she 1-2s you, mmmm.... Alright,can be relatable "im like natural disasters" wtf nope

Not one reason to date her in the whole profile

I am not dating her and she already gave me a headache.

I learned what CPTSD was last week & I’m applying it here!

Can you imagine being her little mouse (her son), growing up as a teenager? Mommy has to spend every second with you. Even the pet name for him. The poor kid is gonna have a complex.

They're consistency amazes me. Once they become single moms and the guys who pumped and dumped them have all disappeared they're suddenly looking for something real and some kind of stability. Too bad those things didn't matter before.

Clearly she needs a guy who's "special" and that she can "connect" to.

Well, she's in luck! I know a ton of such guys!

Sure, they are short, balding, and unemployed. But those things shouldn't matter to such a "clear and natural" woman like her, right?

A big euphemism for

"i did the wrong choices but i want you to fix my life"

Not even confirmed if that is even ‘her’ in this photo. Could’ve grabbed it off any stock photo site. But yeah ‘authenticity’

"Have you ever asked yourself: how difficult it is to find someone normal ?"

They're easy enough to find, they're with their wife and kids at home, not on online dating.

Her problem is she's in an auction market, and she waited until after all the good stuff got sold off before asking, "where are all the good auction items?"

If I went to an antique auction and there were three pieces I'm interested in, and I F'd around until the items I wanted were sold off, then and only then started asking "where's my items to bid on?" I'd rightfully get laughed at.

Flairs: The Big Question, Single Mom Tears, The leftovers,

Transcription & comments:

Have you ever asked yourself: how difficult is it to find someone normal?

Yeah, I know how hard is to make Chad commit to you. Billy the baker is invisible, of course.

I'm natural like disasters!!! Clear like the water!

Bipolar, nice to hear that.

The reality is that I don't know what I'm doing here...

Yes, you do: try to find the impossible.

I guess I feel a little lonely. My time belongs to my little mouse (my son) and if I have to share it with someone, that someone has to be special.

Of course, the father isn't special anymore. I wonder how he is

My son is my world. He comes first, you after him, me and my pet. But if you are truly truly the epitome of chadness then I will break the rules.

It's hard for me to connect but when I do it.

I know it's hard to find attractive and arousing an average male because you make him pay for everything and comply all the rules you put. But when Chad appears, then you connect like crazy, no rules for him.

I do it and it's true.

We know you do, darling.

Words are only words if they are not accompanied by facts.….. if there are no facts, I'm leaving quickly.…

Of course, Chad's words never transform into facts. Ah, promises, why Chad promise the world and don't give it to you.

But there's one detail, one little lie you say here: you don't leave, he leaves you.

You don't leave chad, you just always lose him.

I'll make your ghosting and mine easier for you!!

You already do it for him, not for you, because you're in the need to explain you're leaving someone means you never had that chance.

Pitiful. Enjoy el desierto de Sahara.

She seems like one of those "the universe is going to fix my life" girls. I guess magical space man is going to fall from the sky and give her that "special" connection even though she admits she's hard to connect with and has no time to get to know someone because of the kid. Gotta wonder if she even thought this through for more than a sec.