You can fuck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote."

Holy fuck a grandma at 33? That's got to be some kind of record.

Remember the grandmas who used to be old? Fuck happened there?

"I wish you could choose the gbabydaddy"

Grandma at 33???!!! Holy shit that's so young!!!!!

Apple didn't fall far from the tree huh? Colour me surprised. Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy wherein Quagmire describes his mother as a sexual deviant who pretty much turned him into one

So let me get this straight. If we consider that this whore was 18 when she got her first pregnancy then that means that her grandchild has gotten pregnant at 15?

What in the world is wrong with people? That grandchild should get pregnant to, then maybe when she is 47 she will be a grandgrandgranny

This sort of thing is completely normal. For 1921.

So a man dating her will have to pay for 3 generations. Whew!

Grandmother at 33, the classiness of this just overwhelms you right?

Teenage pregnancies run in the family. Sounds like a winner.

How is this our problem?

Holy shit! How old is her daughter???

They just don't get it. Yeah, you probably have grandkids once you reach a certain age (not in this scenario though). Guys don't want to see that on a dating profile though. We don't give a sh*t. Very few guys get up in the morning and say, damn, I gotta meet a hot grannie today?!

They can never admit to being fat.

Ever notice that? They never say, "Yeah, I'm a lard ass with my own gravitational pull." Instead they say BS crap like, "I'm thicc." or, "I have a few extra pounds." My favorite was always, "There's just more of me to love." But no, at the end of the day, you're all just gigantic, enormous, stupendously huge fat asses with serious delusions of attractiveness and sexual value to men.

Wow, the shit doth not fall far from the ass...

Thirty-three.

My age. Holy shit.

"blessed". Really? You were blessed by your deity to destroy the lives of not only yourself, but your 16yo daughter, and now this new kid?

People can justify any action under the guise of religion.

Eww

Hard pass on the granny fanny.

Young, hot, thick gma

There is nothing at all attractive about dating a 33-year-old grandmother.

Either she needs to date (much) older men whom may also be grandfathers or she needs to get a cat and call it a day.

You should do her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday.

Disgusting

Yeah...she's more like 43

A grandkid at 33? That math doesn’t work out at all

That's next level, congratulations to this shero.

It really struck me when these early-30's grandmas would call in to Leykis and be proud of themselves.

They think that just because kids=work, it was akin to having a good job.

She's 33 and is a grandmother what the fuck. So both she and her daughter had a kid at 16 on average. Sounds like a a perfectly normal family, I'm sure that grandkid will grow up to be well adjusted

Wait...she is 33 and already a grandmother??

I didn't even need to click on the picture. The title of this thread absolutely cracked me right up. I read it and said "sign me up boys!".

33?

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Stupid is as stupid does.

50 bucks bet that she's on medical welfare and food stamps.

I was 29 and dated a 30yo who had a 15yo daughter with a 1yo kid. the 30yo didn't see that as a big deal. I noped the fuck out of there. I was not getting involved in that circus.

I don't get women. Does she actually think it's a great achievement to be grandma at 33?

That’s a stellar family tree

The father is not in the picture for her children? I can only assume her father was not in the picture for her as well. I'll skip on the crazy and end my dinner there.

Oh boy ... God bless Amerikka! lol

I am an open book

Yeah, and yout legs are the pages.

Both her and her child would have had to be parents at 16 (on average, could be one at 17, the other one at 15, or some other combination). Either she's lying about her age, or being a teenage mother is a family tradition in this house.

My, grandma! What a big mouth you have!

"young"

"hot"

Wow, both you and your daughter had pregnancies around age 16? And you have not one but four kids?

Sign me up, I've always wanted to date someone with poor impulse control and an apparently genetic predisposition to bad decisions.

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How are you a mother of 4 @ 33 with a grandchild, and still thinking you gonna get a man?

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Get the fuck all the way outta here, fuck you mean, bitch?

*swipes left

And proud to say "thick" like there isn't enough baggage to sink the titanic already

I think it’s hilarious when women who had kids too young say “they’ll be out of the house in our 40s/50s” because their kids are more likely to end up in the same situation and will depend on their parents for support the same way they did. I kinda see it as karma for making poor decisions lol

Can you pls not use paint in this way? She looks like a nightmare now! \^\^

Average age of first birth for her and her daughter (assuming the grandchild is from the first daughter) 16 and a half. = average age getting knocked up 15 years 9 months.

Edit: actually missed a second 9 months there. They average getting pregnant on their 15th birthdays.

Only fat women say that they’re thick

The fact she is a young grandmother would have been far less of an issue if she was married, but if she was, we would have never seen her profile unless she was also unfaithful.