As many of you know I GayLubeOil have long been a cog in the Red Pill hate machine. Since 2013 I have been writing articles promoting toxic masculinity, fat shaming, transphobia, and sometimes even psychological manipulation. Well guys, its literally 2016 and that has to stop. I understand that I am literally a fucking white male and that I have a lot of privilege to check and reparations to hand out, but change has to start somewhere. I know that I can't take back what I've done, but I can at least try to fix it. Today on April 1st 2016, I am going to be the change I want to see in the world, because after all change starts with me.
Women are Wonderful: The only thing that you need to know about women is that they are all wonderful. When I say all women I mean all women, especially the ones with penises, after all its the current year. The only way a man should ever interact with a woman is through praise and admiration. A man should never risk damaging a woman's self esteem. How can a woman be strong and independent, when internet trolls are constantly triggering her? A woman should never be disparaged even joking. Men need to accept women for who they are without judgement. What's that honey muffin? You sucked off a dude on the subway? I respect your decision. Let's put another sticker on the board. Five stickers and you can have an ice cream party.
Women and Men are Equal: Women are just as emotionally and physically strong as men. Anything that suggests otherwise is sexist. Pull up bars? Sexist. Flight Simulators? Sexist. Spacial Reasoning, Logic, Math? All incredibly Fucking Sexist. Women can play any game just as well as men. The game might need to be changed to be less sexist, but men and women are definitely equal 100%.
Men are the Problem: Remember when I said that women are equal to men. Forget that you shitlord. Women are more equal. According to my role model and spiritual guide Hillary Clinton: women are the primary victims of war, and as someone who came under sniper fire in Bosnia, she should know. Everything wrong with the world is the exclusive fault of men. Women deserve credit for all that is good, even if they didn't create it themselves, they inspired it.
Rape is Like Very Serious: There is nothing more serious than rape and when I say rape I once again mean all rape. Internet Rape, Imaginary Rape, I Changed My Mind Rape, its all rape. Rape is rape! A woman shouldn't have to drag a mattress around Columbia University to remind everyone that literally begging to get fucked in the ass does not constitute consent. According to Andrea Dworkin all heterosexual sex is rape and its about time that university policies change to reflect this fact. Its 2016.
Support my apology fund, while telling globalists to fuck themselves.
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AjantsAgony 8y ago
Late to the party, but the article led me to read up on that Sulkowicz mattress fiasco, and one thing really shocked me.. So, she got some other girls to support her claim: "One was a former girlfriend who said she was emotionally abused during their long-term relationship, AND LATER CAME TO VIEW THEIR SEXUAL RELATIONS AS HAVING BEEN NON-CONSENSUAL" BASICALLY, WE BROKE UP, I FEEL HURT, HE'S A DICK, I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM ANYWAY, COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, HE RAPED ME EVERY TIME WE HAD SEX!
ECoast_Man 8y ago
Indeed.
And Trump is literally Hitler
xX___BB8___Xx 8y ago
I feel so disillusioned. That's it! I am going to do it! I am official cutting off my penis. It is the only way i will truly understand the plight of women. Thank you Gaylubeoil.
IamGale 8y ago
I've seen the light! I can't believe I was plugged in these whole years. I am now officially an SJW. Join me comrade and let's support Bernie our savior.
foldpak111 8y ago
I NEED 'DAT FREE SHIT
PLEAASSSEEEE
PrinceofSpades 8y ago
Fucking hell, just woke up this girl because you had me laughing so fucking hard, and that was only by the fourth line. Best April fool's joke I've read all day; well played my friend.
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Did you just say "rape"? You fucking cis scum!
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I thought we had agreed the correct term in the year twentysixteen is forceweiner. Am I wrong?
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-Slide- 8y ago
If we're being PC, it's a hot Cosby
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That was really good man. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
redpillbanana 8y ago
That does it! Thanks to this article, I officially renounce TRP.
From now on you can call me bluepillbanana.
rpmanwithaquestion 8y ago
I'll change mine too. bpmanwithnoquestions
foldpak111 8y ago
I feel microaggressed. brb group therapy
Meat-on-the-table 8y ago
Your recovery hasn't started until you go to the blue pill, twoX and askhamsters and prostate yourself before womankind and apologise.
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redpillbanana 8y ago
You're right. I'll even wear a dress and hold a sign that says, "This is what a feminist looks like."
Then I'll join the HeForShe campaign and renounce my gender stereotype.
iLLprincipLeS 8y ago
whoa. the husband is accurately portrayed in that picture.
brrtmew 8y ago
That looks more like a couple a bitches just hanging out in dresses.
Meat-on-the-table 8y ago
And definitely start putting your woman's needs before yours. This man should be your new aspiration . Or him...definitely him
OneRedYear 8y ago
banana is phallic and triggering. You should change it to bluepillclam pls.
nothere_ 8y ago
As a transatlantic It triggers us to find you cis landcrawlers objectifying our fellows clams for your oppressive "joke"
Fedupandlost 8y ago
Whoa there, clam is an unreasonable expectation some are more of a crevasse.
Gelu_sf 8y ago
How about something more gender-neutral like an avocado ?
redpillbanana 8y ago
That's cultural appropriation. Only Mexicans can eat guacamole.
redpillbanana 8y ago
I like it. Maybe even bluepilloyster...cult.
MentORPHEUS Senior Endorsed 8y ago
I love it! Great BP troll name.
Only one problem: As a man with a mission and accordingly busy life, I have no time nor interest for trolling. Plus, GLO is way better at it than me!
foldpak111 8y ago
Dude I'm busy as fuck, too. I work 60-90 hours a week and still get in one troll comment. Step up your game faggot
nyrp 8y ago
Vote with your vagina, boys! HILLARY 2016!!
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foldpak111 8y ago
I've seriously considered acting like this in public whenever I see politically correct fuckery in public. I'd parrot the narrative while being overly-sarcastic and condescending. It's a way to get away with disagreeing with them without them being able to do anything about it because when they come at you sideways just keep going with it. Shit is hilarious.
bassline7 8y ago
Thanks GLO, just ordered your t-shirts for me and my wife's sons
MachoMonk 8y ago
might as well order one for chad too
Redbil 8y ago
He probably already has one
classroomapostate 8y ago
Maybe you haven't kept up with Comedy Central's satirical "masterpieces" but girls play a tough game called "The Glass Ceiling" while guys play "Privilege". Check it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsw9NHxIPY
For other boardgames rooted in metaphors see the popular Snakes & Ladders.
Docbear64 8y ago
Thank you GLO , reading this has taught me a lot and made me realize how terribly i've treated women in my past i need to be a slave, servant, pushover who accepts any and every positive attribute of my woman. From her go-getter attitude of sucking her boss off to understanding she is the only woman for me and the only woman i will ever be able to be with. Instead of "Not All Women Are Like That " let's just say that "No Women Are Like That".
I am merely lucky i didn't have my penis removed at birth and will make sure in the future i idolize, obey, and value women more than i could ever value myself daily.
I want to be your biggest supporter honey and if you feel the need to be filled with another cock you go ahead and do that . I want you to be happy no matter what i personally feel.
Marr0w1 8y ago
Lucky you didn't have your penis removed? Hardly! Being castrated at birth would have prevented you being turned into an animal by all that horrid testosterone that makes men such terrible people, and allowed you to become closer to the superior sex.
2comment 8y ago
Do you also sell lube oil for pegging? Although I won't need it for the next week, my girlfriend promised me a mmf threesome... and I get to watch!
Before I forget, GO HILLARY!!!!!!!!
Drogba006 8y ago
If u don't like pegging then u r insecure
foldpak111 8y ago
Dude my girlfriend is inviting 2 big black gangbangers over to tag team my wife while one of the guys has a dog leash around my neck. I can't wait this will be a Friday to remember I'll let all you loser neckbeards know how a real man gets down on Friday night. Peace out haters Hilary 2016
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Winning the internet since 2013
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gekkozorz 8y ago
I can't wait to vote for Hillary in the next election. As much as I loved Obama's two terms, I just wished he'd spent a little more time focusing on women's issues. Hillary will restore feminism and finally make the West a safe place for women. Hillary 2016
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Little too on the nose.
Just another case of trickle down media whoring.
Move along sheeple
FRedington 8y ago
and ... in effect he implemented the republican agenda better than any republican could have. Now he's endorsing Hillary. What does that tell you?
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Yeah , TV changed him.
ArkAngelEV 8y ago
you're right. he never did say it was for the better
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Pelikahn 8y ago
Here I am! Eight years later, still Hoping for spare Change!
sefoc 8y ago
I'm guessing the point of this post is an april fools joke of parodying feminists and then turning it into a political discussion and conspiracy-theory shirt-sale discussion.
I'm conservative, and I do hate Obama and hillary (especially for that primary victim quote among many others), but not sure what any of this has to do with TRP. Let's not be our own echo-chamber of unfunny memes. If you got some TRP knowledge, make a post about that, I know it's not gonna get you as much upvotes as making jokes/memes about enemies of trp but it will be 100% more appreciated than these kinds of silly wastes of time. I'm old so I am more looking to be informed rather than low-quality entertainment and jokes about politics.
DaNiceguy 8y ago
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ;)
i_got_the_clearance 8y ago
It's about time, it's the current year: 2016. TRP doesn't want to be on the wrong side of history, does it? I must atone, I must be purged. I will make 3 contributions to the apology fund.
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The funny thing is that I can barely differentiate between those 2 "women" and the cis ones I see nowadays.
In fact I would say on average a tranny who puts effort into their appearance would be much more attractive than an average woman nowadays, lol. Go into any walmart and prove me wrong
maddox45 8y ago
I'm thinking this is an april fools prank.
stickfiguresk 8y ago
Nah, he's just changed ever since he got on TV.
iLLprincipLeS 8y ago
But! He was such a good boy.
ether_reddit 8y ago
He just needed to find the right woman.
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stickfiguresk 8y ago
You're going to have to beat the ladies off with both hands when they notice how progressive you've become.
akrebsie 8y ago
How could we have been so blind for so long?!?!?! You can't fight progress, it's 2016 for christs sake!
leftenant_t 8y ago
Wow, that's a problematic post!
Il128 8y ago
I spent the day banging my server from IHOP in total sadness. Breakfast wasn't bad either.
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robertpaulsontitties 8y ago
If you want a vision of the future, imagine John Oliver telling a human face that it's the current year - forever.
Shyrk 8y ago
All animals are equal.
Some animals are more equal than others.
johnchapel 8y ago
Four legs Good. Two legs better.
SmilingWatermelon 8y ago
As a 6'3 black guy who weighs 180. Im tired of being skinny shamed. All those big guys that roll around instead of walking get all the girls because they love them for who they are.
GLO, please give me tips to lose muscle and gain weight. I no longer want to bench 200.
I want to bench cheese burgers.
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Protein, protein, protein. Get them BCAA's son. What's your split like. Do you squat?
SmilingWatermelon 8y ago
Hey bro. Ya on a more serious note, I do squat. I actually don't know much about BCAAs. Could you elaborate? Im using precision pure mass to bulk atm. And yeah I squat. Although my squat is absolute shit since I recently started doing it.
I can safely squat 135 5x5s with ease. My leg press is 200 so im assuming I can do more but im safely moving up so I don't hurt myself.
My bench is 200, deadlifts is 160.
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Chrience 8y ago
You're right! It's 2016 which means we're on the 'right side of history' where women are magical unicorns that gallop about, taking in hundreds of dicks with the new acceptance of
cuckoldry of menprogressive Open Relationships and collegeslutculture without what they do in their past meaning anything at all (so dont ask her about it, shitlord) when they later marry becausethey need beta bucksTHEY FOUND OUT THEY LOVED THEIR BEST GUY FRIEND ALL ALONG!!!111after Chad wouldn't commit to her first.And us 'misogynistic', 'racist', men have learned now from our sexist mistakes of the old days where we 'oppressed' women and wouldn't let them vote, so we're now so 'multicultural' and accepting we spread our ass cheeks to the millions of Muslims coming into our countries because nothing could go wrong with that at all, it's 2016, and it would BE RACIST to EVEN THINK that's not true, SO DONT YOU DARE THINK ABOUT IT SHITLORD!!!!. Women encouraged the mass immigration, and they're so much more sensible than men and are wonderful in every way
actually, they're horny for stronger men and don't care about destroying their own society because of their War Brides instinct, so it must be a good idea to do whatever they say, right?Or are we on the WRONG side of history, where technology has allowed a global oligarchy to form, hell bent on making the population slaves by 'liberating' women and destroying the nuclear family, indoctrinating us not to think for our selves through the media we consume and allowing a mass immigration of rapists and uneducated labour into our country, while fucking up the economy by making trillions in the country's debt?
I'm honestly not sure.... :-)
ArkAngelEV 8y ago
Each generation cries out for a new world.. but always builds the same old one, corrupt and weak. But a NEW WORLD shall come to pass!
aherne18 8y ago
Well it was ABOUT TIME: by what you wrote previously, I thought you were some kind of a hateful NAZI, but now it's nice to hear you are in fact a closet progressive. Make love, not hate..
IamGale 8y ago
Sidebar material right here.
allnamesfckintaken 8y ago
i think the worst thing about that mattress girl is that she's horribly ugly. that guy who fucked her probably felt so disgusted afterwards and was so repulsed that he couldn't even fake affection afterwards. that's why she got so mad. not just her face, but her whole body. she almost has a man's frame. huge feet and wide shoulders. she looks like what i would think a barbarian hun woman would look like.
johnchapel 8y ago
The worst thing about a girl who falsely accused a man of raping her, caused his expulsion, then capitalized on the entire hoax to make a name for herself by perpetuating the lie with an internet gimmick is that she's ugly?
Your priorities are fucking strange.
allnamesfckintaken 8y ago
lol. no shit asshole. my comment was meant to imply how much of a useless piece of shit she is. everything else about her is already a given. the icing is that she's ugly as fuck too as if anyone would risk their lives to rape her.
johnchapel 8y ago
Well, to be fair.....she's not that bad. Her body is fine, and makeup would make her look hot. She's a 7 without the mattress and rape stigma.
allnamesfckintaken 8y ago
you have really bad standards.
johnchapel 8y ago
Not really. It's perfectly reasonable for people to have different opinions, you know.
However, for the sake of argument, I also didn't state that she's particularly my preference either. I highly doubt this would be the first girl I'd go for at a party. But if this girl showered, did something with her hair, and put makeup on, she already has a naturally exotic look. She's not a fucking dog. She's just greasy, gross and a horrible human being.
pedler 8y ago
I really liked this post, GLO. You always have a positive outlook, and that's great to see around here.
iLLprincipLeS 8y ago
Are you kidding me? Of course.. it was about time for you to show your true face! Take your fucking shirts and fuck off back to rAskWomen & rSweden, you obese cuck!
RojoEscarlata 8y ago
REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR HILARY, ITS TIME AMERICA HAS A FEMALE PRESIDENT I MEAN ITS 2016 COME ON!
Redasshole 8y ago
A BLACK PRESIDENT
A FEMALE PRESIDENT
A TRANSGENDER PRESIDENT
A
CHILDWOMEN PRESIDENTANYONE PRESIDENT
A GOAT PRESIDENT
Meat-on-the-table 8y ago
You literally couldn't go a literal month after literally calling Samantha Bee a whore without literally becoming a literal feminist, could you, GLO?
You literal white male shitlord...
asell0808 8y ago
http://i.imgur.com/jZgDhiP.gif Edit: 2016 :/
Verlier 8y ago
I love this, we need more feminism in this sub, <3
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The quality of this sub would go up if people stopped bitching about feminists. They're unfixable. They're fuckups and they're gonna be fuckups until it's in their best interests not to be anymore. That's how life is. People wanna blend in then regret it years later under the guise of "I've grown up." What that really means is "What I was doing back then wouldn't work now." It happens with a lot of people you meet in high school, college, etc.
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walkingthelinux 8y ago
I really don't see the point of this post; what new points were elucidated that made it worth slogging through the hacky writing and cringey hyperlinked memes?
You are not on a deadline, so you don't have to construct a post like this if you have nothing noteworthy to say.
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iopq 8y ago
This movement is a lot older than I imagined. I didn't know you had a site in the 1990s!
finitely_eclectic 8y ago
Oh. My. God. I have seen the light! All this time I was doing it wrong. Thanks GLO for bringing me back from the brink!
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Fat positive fitness advice. Bahahahaha. Nice exit.
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lawr11 8y ago
Wait are you seriously in your feels right now?
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WiseGuyJoe 8y ago
Forgot to mention the wage gap and how men are taking away opportunity from women; they're oppressed. :^)
allmen 8y ago
Thank you for saving this pansexual, meta-beta person... I am not a binary! I plan on opening a store that washes womens feet after that get off work from a hardday. I just can't find the time though between cooking dinners, watching the kids and daytime soaps.
jaystayspaid 8y ago
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Cyralea 8y ago
You are introducing morality where none is being inferred. Sluts aren't bad people; they're just shitty partners. They come with a host of issues that make them not worth your time and commitment. They are good for what they are -- easy access to pussy, and nothing more.
Note that moralizing is strictly against the sub's rules here, and a bannable offense. Surprised one of the mods hasn't snagged this yet.
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syf3r 8y ago
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So nice to see the word Literally used as it should.
Every time I see redditors using this word several times per sentence as they love to do, I want to punch a puppy.
DisgruntledWolverine 8y ago
HA HA very funny ... April fools and shit...
Now get back to spewing hate and discontent about women!
mrrooftops 8y ago
Happy to change my name to MrCropTops...
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-Petulance 8y ago
Same old disgusting RedPill nonsense, no wonder you virgin neckbeards are hated all over the internet. Grow up.
VoidMagnet 8y ago
But he gave up being a sexist-white-misogynist-cis-shitlord and now loves all women everywhere! He wants to work 24x7 for the rest of his life just so that his one and only true female companion can go out and breed with everyone else but him in luxury! He has literally become a paragon of non-sexism for the entire world!!
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Why do you care enough to follow posts here and make hate comments
CrazyGrape 8y ago
If you'd like to do your part in stopping very serious problems like rape in its many forms in the world, I'd highly recommend signing up for a How Not To Rape class in your local area, you shitlords who don't, wait no, can't even realize when you're literally violating someone by simply existing.
Make a difference by participating on your local level, and undeniably more importantly, online on social media, where these crippling injustices such as feminism-disagreement rapes occur every day.
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[deleted] 8y ago
All praise the late great Andrea Dworkin. We now know that every person is the result of rape. That being the case, our mothers should have aborted us.
cariboo_j 8y ago
I would totally eat out Andrea Dworkin's butthole.
If she signed the proper sexual consent forms in triplicate and gave affirmative consent after every slurp, of course.
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You would also need a Notary Public present, btw. Gotta keep this contractual.
aa223 8y ago
9/10 needs a patreon account for it to feel complete. Still though I am glad you are changing lives. I for one decided to stop dieting and eat because women should accept me no matter what because I accept them no matter what.
Azzmo 8y ago
I just.
I can't.
Apologize for this.
flyercomet 8y ago
Look at this guy, he can't even.
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icouldhavehaditall 8y ago
Well done, GLO! You checked your privilege perfectly. It is 2016 after all.
RP_Vergil 8y ago
I have always been thinking this maybe wrong all along! This post is right! I shall embrace my inner feelings and stop hitting the gym! Time to binge buy all the things I've ever wanted and max out my credits!
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Inb4 some of these guys take this post seriously and dont get the sarcasm.
dawilo 8y ago
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?!!? YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!
akrebsie 8y ago
SARCASM? Are you a WHITE MALE?
You can't fight progress, it is 20-fucking-16 dude.
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Excuse ME. I AM A MIXED MINORITY, I IDENTIFY AS A TRANSQUEER TOILET SEAT. HOW DARE YOU OPRESS ME AND MY MULTICULTURAL NON-BINARY GENDERED LIFE YOU SEXIST RACIST BIGOT
akrebsie 8y ago
I'm soo sorry! I did not know! I myself identify as a gay mans bleached anus.
Between you and me, and I say this as completely nonjudgemental nonracist bi tri quad panspermsual I just feel like those people who identify as actual people aren't legitemate, like if you identify as a person when you are a person then what is the point? Just seems redundant, no racial/cis/white/privilege/generalnegativevibes. #2016
SkaTSee 8y ago
I have to disagree.
Not all rape is as equally bad. Remember that male rape is a joke and isn't even technically rape because guy's can't get raped
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Adolf_ghandi 8y ago
I got to know: why is it blue and not red?
Do you try to subtly plant the wrong idea in our heads?
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Because he's GLO, not a communist.
Redasshole 8y ago
Because the guy on the shirts breaks free from blue pill land which is behind him.
ThrowyMcGruder 8y ago
Wait a second...you haven't changed at all.
Hey everyone! This guy's a big fat phony!!!
ChadThundercockII 8y ago
that scene cracks me up every time.
Areu4realm8 8y ago
What makes feminism powerful is men listening to its bullshit. I live in eastern Europe , and everytime a woman makes some feminist coment, men here literally lol at their face. i suggest you to do the same thing ,trust me, they will give up with their bullshit. deep down they know it. they will be ashamed to bring the topic up,if they are being constantly ridiculed by men.
Redasshole 8y ago
I lived for three days in the house of the female president of Canada's feminist movement. She asked me to pick up something from the floor. I did it and asked if she had trouble bending her knee, she blushed and apologized, explaining how her back hurts. They know, deep down, that what they ask is BS. Don't authorize it and they will love you for it.
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Если вы еще не сделали. Скачать смарт-телефон приложение или веб-сайт [Duolingo] (https://www.duolingo.com/). Если вам нужно хобби, там вы идете приятель мальчика. Сейчас я на 15 процентов владеет Espanol. России является следующий; несмотря на изменение клавиатуры. Тогда я буду стараться решать японский язык.
gg249 8y ago
hah i never knew "I" was a backwards r in russian
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Master1176 8y ago
I literally cannot even. I just can't. My privilege haunts me every day. And so, instead of getting married, I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Snufek 8y ago
What an amazing article GLO! Deep down I knew you could change your twisted ways, I'm glad you finally did it! I'm so proud of you that you can see the truth and how hard it is for women nowadays.
You could pick a different date though, some of those filthy misogynists might think that it was just a joke. Ha, jokes on them!!!11
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Toombah 8y ago
Downvoted because of the following reasons:
Mgtowredpillonroids 8y ago
Personally I've discarded all this islamophobic nonsense, I'm now a racefluid cross-cultural transgender
so the muslim invaders won't cut my head offin order to do my part (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi) of the welcome culture![deleted]
Cmbaugh 8y ago
This is worded so well I'm definitely a fan
lenin1928 8y ago
Agreed counter culture Feminism has gone ape shit and is in the main steam. Every woman has the ability to deceive and now it's being encouraged and accepted. Prenup, and red pill the shit out of any relationship no matter if she's the Virgin Mary herself or you're doomed.
sqerl 8y ago
I didn't get much sleep last night because my over-worked, and stressed-out brain didn't allow me to sleep. But this! This complete reversal in TRP theory! You glorious bastard. I feel like a new man! It all makes so much sense and suddenly I am alive!!!
There is so much to do now. First, I must tell my ex wife that she was right all along. That I had no business telling her to stop fucking the local cop and to get a job. I should have been working 2, no, 3!! jobs to afford the house and lifestyle she so desperately craved. I now see the error of my ways trying to raise children with a sense of reason and manliness. No. I will allow her to breastfeed until they're 20, and they can take basket weaving because that's what makes the kids happy.
Then I will I call the women I've dated since the divorce and apologize for using them only for my sexual gratification and violating gods law for having Intercourse while married. Although the marriage was annulled after 8 years, in God's eyes, we will be together forever. I will return to my role as provider and doormat. My sexual urges I give unto a higher power in repentance of my sins. Perhaps one day I may be released from the lower plains of hell to live the rest of my miserable life in purgatory. This is the sacrifice I will make so that my precious wife, whom I obviously still love dearly and hold close to my heart, can live forever in the great pearly whites with our maker.
I renounce my healthy eating habits which have allowed me to drop 20 lbs and reach 13% body fat. I will sell the work out bench I have outside my bedroom so I am no longer tempted to continue raising my strength, conditioning, and manhood. I will quit my job which allows me to provide for myself and children and instead find a charity that rescues chinchillas because they need love too.
GLO - thank you helping me to see the light. I was going to reach out for help to break thru the plateau I've hit. But thanks to you, I see the error of my ways. I will become top moderator of the BP forums and their illustrious leader. Having renounced you, I'm sure they will welcome me with as much love as my ex wife.
It is 20 fucking 16. It's a great day to be alive. We should all go out this evening and buy drinks for all the repressed, under privileged women of our society. We owe them so much gratitude just for existing!
Bro-hug to you GLO. THANK YOU TRP!! I can finally feel my FEELZ!!
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michael_wilkins 8y ago
Can we get a trigger warning on those images please GLO. Some of us get scared when we see SJW's on our screens unexpectedly.
Padge01 8y ago
This is the kind of can-do attitude we need in [Current Year]!
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EvolvingRedneck 8y ago
Privilege check: you're white so you must be a racist. You're male so you must be sexist. However, you've white and male so you are racist and sexist plus bonus features such as being a rapist. So check your privilege: apologise to every minority you see because your ancestors were dicks. Apologise to every woman you see because you thought she looked sexy. And apologise to every gender studies student because their feels matter and their degree will make a difference both financially and emotionally. (For clarification the preceding comment is dripping with sarcasm and ejaculate, in short - trigger warning)
icecow 8y ago
I'm disappointed with GayLubeOil's sarcastic tone on this fine day.
Evileddie13 8y ago
Jesus, it took me a minute to get this. Lol.
Noctis_Cloud 8y ago
Seriously guys we need to maybe consider seppuku. It's this ancient form of Japanese suicide that gives honor back to those who have dishonored themselves in their lives.
Clearly after reading this we should organize a mass seppuku to show respect and admiration for all women.
flyercomet 8y ago
I really like this one girl. When I shower her with praise and buy her dinner and presents she will finally see what a nice guy I am. Then I will take out a loan to propose to her with the biggest diamond I can afford. I will have to take a lot of debt to finance her dream wedding but she is so special it's worth it. After all marriage is sacred I will spare no expense. I will have to take a second job to keep food on the table but I know she will appreciate my effort and always be faithful to me.
Thank you for showing me the light!
bchs72 8y ago
this is starting to get a little ridiculous. Pretty soon "GLO" will be able to start charging you guys a fee for sucking his dick.
Anyone who's taken TRP could conjure up something like this (extremely predictable shitpost) and start selling the psychology behind some random shit.
That being said, I applaud your ability to hoodwink even TRP, and for getting me to waste the 2 minutes it took for me to comment.
Squeezymypenisy 8y ago
I only watched the interview to figure out which guy you were in that flex picture you and your bros are in.
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FieldLine 8y ago
Where the hell do you even find this
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dpape39 8y ago
Can't link directly cause nazi admins but start in this sub: DeepIntoYouTube
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You're a fucking white male!
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RICCIedm 8y ago
"The incident occurred off the coast of San Diego after a routine training mission.[5] Finding herself overshooting the landing area centerline, Hultgreen attempted to correct her approach by applying left rudder pedal which caused the nose to disrupt the airflow over the left (inside) wing as well as the airflow to the left engine intake. (The Approach Turn Stall, aerodynamic effect and the appropriate recovery technique were taught throughout the period that Hultgreen completed primary (undergraduate) flight training.) The left-hand engine suffered a compressor stall and lost power—a well-known deficiency characteristic of the F-14A's TF30-P-414A engine when inlet air was no longer flowing straight into it. The F-14 NATOPS flight manual warned against excess yaw for this reason. Loss of an F-14 engine results in asymmetric thrust, which can exceed rudder authority, especially at low speeds.
After aborting the approach, Hultgreen selected full afterburner on the remaining engine, causing an even greater asymmetry. This, combined with a high angle of attack, caused an unrecoverable approach turn stall and rapid wing drop to the left. The radar intercept officer (RIO) in the rear seat, Lieutenant Matthew Klemish, initiated ejection for himself and Hultgreen as soon as it was apparent that the aircraft was becoming uncontrollable. First in the automated ejection sequence, the RIO survived. However, by the time Hultgreen's seat fired 0.4 seconds later, the plane had rolled past the horizontal and she was ejected downward into the water. She was killed instantly. The entire event unfolded in less than 20 seconds."
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAH ''ejected directly to the water''
DforDeadpool 8y ago
Wow, man.. Thanks for showing me the light. I think I am emotionally ready to marry up a skank now.
RationalKing 8y ago
I think I'm gonna be a male feminist from now on. Thanks for changing my perspective on this matters.
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Mathematics are a form of rape too.
Number rape.
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Title says it all. Very accurate representation of post. Haters will say it's click baitey, but they're just masterbaitey
poopie420 8y ago
This is a high energy post. It's great, just great. I mean, look at this guys hands they are huuuge.
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Thanks for convincing me GLO.
Time to annoy my friends in the US to make sure they vote for Hilary,aka Best pres ever!
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forscienceyeah 8y ago
At least all this has given us cuckstep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q
Str8_Pillin 8y ago
This is just what I needed today.
Bless you for recognizing your ways. I can't believe I almost fell into that misogynistic trap myself, I just can't even. I would benefit greatly from your leadership, but I think it's time we let a woman have that role for once, am i right?
Also, I have a first date with a beautiful woman. Do you think I should tell her my feelings before I pick her up so that she's not taken aback? Also, what's a better first date gift, flowers or a necklace?
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This is great. The only thing missing is the big, flashing text saying "THIS IS WHAT SJWs AND WHITE KNIGHTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" like the Scientology episode of South Park.
slimcoat 8y ago
Misogyny: Not even once. Thanks, GayLubeOil, I was only two hard ciders and a rejection away from trying it until I read this.
johnchapel 8y ago
Did Hillary really say this? Because...thats patently and provably untrue.
Also, I love this post, OP. Its nice to see a solid thread in this sub.
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johnchapel 8y ago
Well, i mean, it's just so vastly the opposite thats true, I'm not even sure theres a stat out there that could be skewed to even LOOK like women are the primary victim of war.
Men are the primary victims of violence, of death, of rape, of torture, and of kidnapping, in literally every culture on the entire earth.
That vile cunt will say anything to get elected.
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johnchapel 8y ago
I think you're overcomplicating it. I think its much simpler than that, which is that no matter who you are, or your stature, you can lie about anything you want now. There just isn't accountability for misinformation or propaganda, so everyone gets to pander.
The fact that Hillary still has voters, while being on camera caught in lies and saying exactly the opposite of what she just said is evidence of this. There just isnt accountability and she knows it
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