We see a lot of women's Reddit posts at WAATGM and WATGMA. Thought I'd help some of you with translation efforts.

deal with, dealing with: A woman's engagement with a man or men on any sort of regular basis. "These are the kinds of men I deal with." "I'm dealing with these kinds of men right now."

talk, talking, talk to, talking to: the beginning interactions with a man she is or might be sexually interested in, before they have sex. Most of these interactions take place by text. Ex.: "Oh, Jared and I are just talking right now." "We're just talking to each other."

text, texting: the primary media in which almost all nonsexual male-female interaction takes place.

meet up, meeting up: The initial in person face to face interaction, or an in person face to face interaction which takes place after a long hiatus.

hookup, hooking up: 1) an in person face to face interaction in which the first sexual encounter happens. 2) in person face to face interaction where occasional, sporadic sexual encounters happen with a person you're not dating or in a relationship with. Synonyms: get together, spend time together, hang out, have some fun

date, dating: having regular, consistent sex with one or more men.

relationship: having sex with one man regularly and exclusively.

fun n. casual sex. Usually used in conjunction with "have" and/or "plenty of" in various combinations. I like to have fun! I had plenty of fun in my 20s, but now I want a relationship.

spontaneous adj. 1) willing to have casual sex with men she doesn't know very well. 2) willing to do stupid and/or poorly planned out things, usually while intoxicated. Syn: adventurous.

attractive: adj. definition is extremely context dependent. In womanese, the word "attractive" means whatever the woman using it intends for it to mean at that time. Depending on context, this word means anything from "mildly inoffensive" to "so incredibly fuckable I can't even see straight right now". The word may also mean "can be used, exploited, taken advantage of, and stripmined for resources". In womanese, "attractive" has well over 100 known definitions. (See also: hot, hawt)

hot (alt. spelling: hawt) adj.: Sexually attractive. used to describe a man that a woman, or many women, want to have sex with or find sexually desirable. Syn.: gorgeous

decision: course of action that served a woman's interests and/or turned out as she wanted. She deserves all the credit for all her decisions. (Ant.: mistake)

mistake: course of action that did not serve her interests or did not turn out as she wanted. She disclaims any and all blame or responsibility for her mistakes. (Ant.: decision. See also responsible - a concept that does not exist in womanese)

accountable Null set. Womanese has no cognate for this word.

responsible Null set. This word has no cognate in womanese.

asshole, jerk: attractive man who does what he wants and who will not kowtow, pedestalize, or supplicate to a woman.

fuckboy: 1) attractive man who a woman views as "good only for sex" 2) attractive man who is good in bed but who is also an asshole or a jerk. 3) attractive man who she had sex with and who also had sex with at least some of her friends. (Syn.: jerkboy. Alt. spelling: fuccboi)

great guy: man who a woman had a relationship with, or was engaged to or married to. He might or might not be attractive.

guy: any man who is not an asshole, jerk, fuckboy, or great guy.

1) nice guy n.: Bland, inoffensive, affable, friendly, but sexually unattractive man. There are tens of millions of nice guys.

2) nice guy (sometimes expressed as NiceGuy (TM) n.: Bland, inoffensive, friendly, and sexually unattractive man who demonstrates friendship to a woman, and after securing "friendship", then reveals his sexual attraction to her and then turns dark, creepy, and violent when she rebuffs his advances. There are about 100 real life NiceGuy(TM)s who have EVER existed, and they exist only because of bad Lifetime TV movies depicting caricatures of them which don't actually exist in real life.

1) incel n.: a sexually unattractive man. She will probably call the police on him if he doesn't look away right now.

2) incel n.: a) a man who is winning an argument with a woman. b) a man who understands the Red Pill.

muscles: n. A thing which all women find attractive on men, but no women will admit to finding attractive on men.

abuse: n. 1) Any act, position, statement, or situation that causes any amount of discomfort in any woman in a 100 mile radius. 2) anything a man does, says, wants, needs, or believes that does not slavishly serve a woman or her interests. 3) Any disagreement with a woman.

abuse v. to abuse inf. v. Occurs when a man expressses wants, needs, or desires in any way inconsistent with a woman's wants, needs, or desires. Also occurs when a man disagrees with a woman. The amount of abuse is inversely proportional to the man's attractiveness.

abusive: adj. a descriptor for anything that causes discomfort to a woman, imposes standards or expectations on a woman, asks for compromise from a woman, or otherwise will cause a woman to not get something she wants or expects

emotional unavailability n. (See also emotionally unavailable adj.): A mental or emotional state in which a man declines to, or is unable to, express his thoughts and emotions in exclusively feminine ways and mannerisms.

emotional labor: n.: 1) The act of providing emotional availability to a woman. 2) sitting next to a weeping woman holding a Kleenex box while she rips tissues out of it. 3) A completely worthless mental endeavor that will render a man sexually unattractive to a woman. (see also, managing others' emotions.)

engaged: a relationship that almost became marriage but that she ended to return to grad school.

college, grad school: the place where a woman goes after a failed relationship or engagement to "find herself" and "be true to herself" and "learn about herself and who she truly is". Few women actually graduate and earn degrees. They simply stay here until they think they have found themselves, or until they get another relationship. Talking, meetups, and hookups still occur frequently here.

my own business n.: an economic endeavor intended to produce income but which has never done so and shows no promise of ever doing so. Usually operated between jobs or concurrently with a job. See also side hustle and entrepreneur.

entrepreneur: owner of failed business, or business which perpetually never turns a profit. The owner has never made any real money at this business.

realtor: owner of failed business selling or marketing shitty real estate no one wants to purchase or use. The owner has never made any real money at this business.

job: Income producing activity for an employer run by men. Whether the person actually works, or has the skills to do the job, or knows how to do the job, are all optional.

career: income producing activity that requires a certification, license, or degree. Examples of careers most often done by women: Hairstylist, beautician, human resources specialist, customer service representative, public school system teacher.

furbaby: her pet(s), usually a dog or cat.

liquid therapy: wine. Usually in boxes.

you do you: colloq. A woman's dismissive statement indicating her disapproval of another's decisions, statements, or positions. See also "Okay".

ghost v. The act of a man's ceasing all communication with a woman, without warning or cause. (Ant. protecting myself, being true to myself) Ghosting is always bad.

be true to myself, protect myself v.: The act of a woman's ceasing all communication with a man, without warning or cause. (Ant. ghost) Being true to myself and protecting myself are always good.

hot take: colloq. n.: A woman's off the cuff, poorly thought out opinion/viewpoint on a circumstance or situation. Almost always completely worthless.

social media: n. The lifeblood and life force of women's very existence. The source of her greatest power and simultaneously her greatest weakness.