Let's take it real slow. I don't spend a dime on you, because I've been hurt by other women and you should suffer for their mistakes.

Let's take it real slow. I don't spend a dime on your kids, because I'm not their father.

Let's take it real slow. I don't offer you commitment until you give me what I want... Which you can never do because you're a fat single mom.

"I have a big heart." Having an enlarged heart is nothing to scoff at, she needs to see a Cardiomegaly specialist as soon she can.

get past the physical

Most women have NOTHING past the physical.

An overweight thirty year old waitress with bastard children considers herself "somewhat ambitious".

I made a profile on POF the other day. Got banned within hours for violating community rules. My profile read "My goal is to find a fit, feminine, friendly, submissive woman in her prime reproductive years to start a large family." Think about that... And even though I answered the question that I don't want BBW, that's all I was shown. I'm convinced these online dating apps are of, by, and for fat women. Don't waste your time, boys.

She has children, but doesn't want [more]. Chad/Brad/Thad/Tyrone get to pass on their genes, while good men get no such privilege. Where do I sign up for this killer deal??

Just another "I am totally fucked up, date me anyway and pay for it" OLD ad.

"I'm fat and I have stretch marks"

is she underselling and she'll over deliver?

"I've been hurt alot" translates to "I've been pumped and dumped alot."

"I even dated someone who was in the closet" She implies that this is a bad thing? Her profile suggests though she's after a gay bff.

Anyhow, people often love to lie on dating profiles. She's probably exaggerating how "broken" she is. What's she hoping to achieve with this pity party? Obviously, she's trying to play on the sympathy of potential suitors. Problem is, this will only work on guys lacking self confidence. Guys she wouldn't be attracted to and will reject outright.

Most other men will take one look at this profile and swipe hard left. However experienced Players will recognize this women is vulnerable to being pumped and dumped and will be happy to oblige. Perhaps this is what she subconsciously wants.

"I even dated someone who is in the closet"

Sounds like he wasnt interested in her Large Personality, ergo, he must be gay!!!

I didn't think it could get worse, then I read past the first two lines.

"I have a big heart"

We in the medical community refer to it as an enlarged heart

I've found out that a big heart ain't shit. Women value a fat dick more, and guys value a tight pussy more. Millions of 'big hearts' bleed, alone, cold, and lamenting existence, every day and nobody gives a fuck... That's just humans, too. Animals have much bigger, more open hearts and they die by the billions for our meals.

But, besides that, she's fat, stretched, with bebbie. No thanks, my heart isn't that big

This one gets my sympathy. There isn't much entitlement here, only sadness and a request for space.

POF is the Walmart of dating apps

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Woah does she have literally every single unattractive trait?
Fat and ugly, single mother, fucked a lot of men, was discared by a lot of men, is psychologically damaged

"If you can get past the physical then hit me up".

Well... Can you ?
I mean, Mr bad, Mr Liar, Mr Player, Mr Cheater, the guy in the closet... You gonna say that such a string of gentlemen you choose to be with were all hiding their true selves behind a veneer of good manners, or were they tall, strong & with the demeanor of a Roman Legionnaire in war?
Please, don't spit on my donuts while saying it's icing...

(And from what I saw in her text, she already was hit in another sense of the word, so nope unless the guy is dead or in another country & all ties are really severed.
I've seen enough of those to know that once some good persons helps them get their life together, they get back to their abuser... Not all of them obviously, but it's a really common pattern)

If she's looking for just a friend then why would she mention her body?

If she likes honesty and loyalty what was she doing with Mr. Player, Mr. Cheater, Mr. Slap A Bitch, Mr. Liar?

Off topic if it says on her profile she doesn't know what she's looking for. It's Chad.

What is up with the lack of punctuation? Not even a comma to try to decipher thst flaming garbage of writing.

There was a time when women used to think of starting a family, be support to their husbands and now .... this.

Can we have an alien invasion?