The makeup is troweled on nice and heavy.

LMFAO my wife said she looks like a whore. My 12yr old son said she looks like a plastic doll.

You have to laugh at these deluded pigs. The best she could do would be to be a $5.00 trick at a truck stop. Keep dreaming you fucking disease ridden filthy whore!!!

Would be skinnier but I can't stop eating.

At least she's honest.

Lots of words to say "I am a shitshow dumpster fire trainwreck and if you come within 100 yards of me I will ruin your life".

This is an exception to the "don't believe what women say" rule. If a woman says things about herself like those contained in this profile, BELIEVE HER.

Remember lads- we are taught your profile is your first impression you’re putting out to potential mates. You would think one would put in information that would make you seem interesting and worth shooting a shot for.

This is her her first impression. This is her best she’s putting out there.

Run. Run away and never return

People who are truly psychotic never say so.

You're not that hot love, ngl

It's less about what red flags she has and more about what ones she doesn't at this point.

"Putting the hot in psychotic"? - More like f*cking haughty and chaotic.

"Emotionally unstable" - Messed up moody mess of a modern woman female.

"two mini humans" - Bastards really. Though it's not their fault that their mother has no character or decency.

To sum it all up, she's tested positive for Emotional Disorder, Eating Disorder, most likely Clinical Obesity and potential Substance Abuse. You're right on point bitch, there's "really nothing here for" a decent marriage or commitment minded Man to invest or care for in the least. Tramps like you poison the dating pool and proceed to shame Men for your inadequacy and unworthiness.

What a cunt.

Wow just wow. And they will still tell you to step up

Alright gents time to put on your shoes and fucking RUN

There is nothing cute about having an attitude.. OR being crazy, emotionally unstable, drinking too much, basically everything she said.

I would call it:

Leaked script from the upcoming film: Red Flag The Movie

Not sure if that first picture uses the MySpace angle, is an old picture, is overly filtered, or a combination of those factors, but it makes no sense to use such an obviously misleading photo when she advertises herself as fat anyways. But it is not as if we should expect logic from this type of woman, as she is quite the combination of problems that could only come from having poor judgment. So logic is certainly not her strong suit.

Being a fat, emotionally unstable, single mom with a "hugely complicated" relationship status is the opposite of a quality woman suitable for any period of relationship. Not even a short term fling is worth it when the warning signs are this telegraphed. If I was Mario looking for Peach and I saw this "princess," I would not need Toad to pop out of the bag to tell me that the princess is in another castle. Her wanting to be a "queen" is just another layer on the crazy cake.

Substance abuse.. an ex who she is still fucking.. batshit insane.. and these are just the issues that she openly admits. I can nearly guarantee you would catch a STD from her.

Gentlemen, this woman is legitimately scary. Do not even consider her for a quick pump & dump- not worth the risk. You do not want this woman to even have your phone number. This is the woman who will have her “complicated situationship” ex-boyfriend (who she is still fucking) to come beat you up or damage your property when you piss her off. I can also guarantee you that her ex-boyfriend/baby daddy is a convicted felon and covered in tattoos, including face tats. A legit scary dude.

This woman’s children need to be taken from her and placed in a stable environment and she needs to be committed to a psych ward. There is no hope for her, but at least her children might have a chance… unfortunately that is not how the law works in the USA, though.

Ladies and Gents, I give you the fairer sex

3 photos that could only be described as "what you see in the dictionary when you search for +Uncanny Valley+", so much red flags she could be used by North Koreans on the border of the DMZ to piss off people in Seoul, and the admission that she is fatter than her pictures...
(so she surely lie about many other things)

I'm no expert in OLD sites or anything (neither that I would be using those for my own mental health), but this is the perfect example that reading bios & being way more selective in your swiping is a better strategy than "swipe anything right then sort later"...
Because if you "swipe then sort it out", THIS is the kind of garbage you get, people that doesn't put an effort in anything, not even their profile.

Don’t put your dick in that

First line brings an absolute NEXT

if you don't like big girls with an attitude

You can't put the pin back in that fat grenade.

not sure which flair to pick for this one

Let's go with "psycho bitch".

Holy fuck this has got be a contender for the year. Lets not forget she looks rough for her age, but I guess that expected with how she fucked her life.

Why did she put a wax museum doll as her first picture?