I told my now boyfriend that as a joke because we saw each other on tinder and he had his and some of mine text me that he's a good guy

Google leykis 101 rules and you should be fine.

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Turn in one tiny little piece of paper call it your resume with your phone number on it. That tiny piece of paper is an atm receipt you found in beverly hills showing a bank account with $100K. You can bet that the rest of her requirement fly out the window when she calls you that same day.

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I had 50K in my bank and wrote my phone number on the back of my atm receipt. I was already out of a relationship and wasn't interested in dating anyone else but my friends pushed me to give her my phone number. She called and no less than 10 minutes later, she asked, do you really have 50K in your account. Can you believe it? She actually asked!

I will take 'things that never happened' for 500, Alex

Oh well maam I just happen to have that information on me right now

Never chase, always be the chased.

I'd tell her that I needed the exact same thing, plus a credit report. After all, I have a right to know what she brings to a relationship, right?

Lmao it's a joke you pussy, anyone who actually asked something like this would be rightly called a crackpot

He didn't dodge a bullet. He dodged a mustard gas shell.

Do I need to submit a background check, credit history, and medical records as well? Smh

Laugh in her face, at least she's funny.

That totally happened irl. I was there. I was the nurse who changed her diapers in the mental health center.

I bet that guy was like, "Nevermind," and then just walked away mouthing, "wooooow."

She'll be begging for such approaches in 5-15 years.

That's how you become a lonely old cat lady

never happened. She just posted this for attention

Ma'am this is a wendys

r/thathappened

Would have been different had the poor lad been a Chad.

I'd actually love to provide that and then demand the same of her-- with additional references requested from at least two men she's given blow jobs to who are competent to discuss her techniques.

Has to be a troll

Lol can you imagine if dudes could ask each other references about women ? The stories I could tell about some of my exes .....

Oh ok. Cya.

Sounds like some “neurotic New Yorker” dating moment that totally happened in real life.

I would bet that this is a joke, whether or not she literally said this to the guy or if it was concocted for social media. It is the implication of the "joke" that we have to look at. She is clearly asking for a ridiculous list for the guy, because she is implying that it was improper for him to ask her out in a coffee shop. She sees the scenario of the guy approaching her when she wants to be left alone (an inconsistent standard that often cannot be known when in a public setting) as the guy violating a rule that states that no woman can ever be bothered by a guy just because she does not want it. I am not talking about actual harassment or battery where there are clear boundaries crossed, but the action of the guy talking to a woman alone. She sees his "violation" as unreasonable, so she lays out her own unreasonable demands as a joke. Never mind that approaching a stranger and initiating contact is not an immoral or inappropriate action, her feelings dictate that because she does not want to talk with him that he deserves scorn and ridicule.

Often it is not that a joke is a bad thing, but the underlying message the joke relies on.

I'm assuming she didn't find him attractive..

Things that never happened for $400, Alex.

Sure, I'll have my personal assistant get right on it. Expect correspondence shortly.

<runs for ze hills>

This is satire. Does no one realize this is satire?

If you're Chad you get to skip the line. You might even fuck her on the first night depending on how thirsty she is.

Men do most of the simping but some women do... but only for Chad. She'll put herself near him, run into him at the store, and might even practice her wife skills by cooking him things.

But little does she know, she's just going to be another lay. Then she cries about it after and has an even worse attitude about men in general and even higher standards.

Twitter just shows you what these women really think. Honestly most of them aren't worth the trouble no matter how hot she is. Hot girl today means = I can get whatever I want, I'm used to getting my way and anyone who objects is an incel or gay! If the guy is attractive I feel "challenged" and if I feel like it might have sex with him to see if I can control him. It's the only thing most of us hot girls bring to the table anymore.

Yikes. Most of us probably didn’t even need to do the equivalent of all this when interviewing for our respective jobs.

I just want to reply to her, “no you didn’t.” Because none of that happened.

I'm willing to bet her actual response was "here's my number"

Guys need to quit approaching shit like this happens and yet guys are still so desperate that they continue to put up with this shit. Until guys quit being desperate nothing will change

Too much effort. You'll always be doing over the top shit to please her.

You could also use this to guage your marriage or relationship status, as well.

Do you want to have sex with her, but she is making you jump through hoops in order to get any? She doesnt and she's hoping with these barriers you will lose interest.

My response would be “I need proof of your body count first, cunt”

Guide on how to become a cat lady:

I'm sure her cats approve of her strategy.

....The result was The man moved on to another woman who is probably better looking and less demanding. And the first woman is currently shopping for cat food and box wine.

Some beta male will oblige her and she'll ruin him and turn him into a living foot rest.

She wouldn't do this to Chad.

3 letters of recommendation

HOL UP

She wants letters from 3 of your exes.

Imma take "you're going to stay single for a long time" for 500, Alex

Nobody is worth putting up with this shit.

Why would any guy ask a stranger out in the first place - these days there's a near 100% chance of her being a entitled feminist lunatic with children out of wedlock.

Twitter was a mistake

Lmao the egos on some of these women! Never look at them or chase. They hate it. the chase is only for dogs

This sense of entitlement is astounding

Sounds like some shit you'd see on that toxic af/man haters club /r/FemaleDatingStrategy (click at your own risk and brace yourself).

Update: he walked away when I said, but first...

What actually happened: The barista asked her if she wanted a refill on her coffee. She launched into this tirade. He walked away.

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Also, if he had a successful dating experience.. he probably would be still dating her, not asking this broad out. There's a reason a dude is single.. and a reason this chick will continue to be.

I just posted on this thread for the first time in this subreddit , a “lmao” and got banned from FDS. They really have women watching these subs? That is honestly so fucking pathetic

"enjoy dying alone."

She didn't say all that.

And then they wonder why Western men fly to the other side of the world to marry traditional women who were not ruined by feminism.

Chad/Tyrone doesn't get demand letters. The ho's be on their knees giving oral.

If this isn’t proof enough that women only see you as a commodity and a source for income, I don’t know what will. These females seek to profit off of your existence, nothing more. Luckily, some females aren’t smart enough to hide their true intensions like this woman. Watch your six fellas!

she should be working at that Facebook data octopus team lol

Spoiler alert:

The only one who approached her in the coffee shop was the barista to ask if she wanted a 3rd muffin.

I once got a girls number at an event. after a few texts back and forth she asked me for my 3 favorite things about myself and one example of something good I did for someone else

I just deleted that shyt

shes not a bitch necessarily my game just was not tight enough

This person obviously just wanted to be left alone, otherwise, if that IS her approach, not gonna have much luck at all...

Why not credit card too??

Satire

Holy red flags.

She’s going to be lonely for a long time.

I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex.

Why do these women lie so much and make up these fucking fantasies that never happened? Don't they know how to get attention on the Internet any other way ?

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Here are my 3 letters of recommendation

R.I.P

I hope the "results to follow" is just a picture of a cat next to a winebox

Sure. Show me your hymen

Yeah honey you aren't worth all that. Bye-Bye.

I would have laughed and said " thought you were someone else"

Oh my, I... I’m having trouble seeing you through all these red flags, but at least I didn’t have to test my bulletproof vest.

i dont even apply to jobs if they ask more than CV.

Oh yeah, honey! It sure happened. No problemo. You're such a catch after all, such a price. By the way, you forgot to ask for his financial statement and a genealogical tree going back at least 10 generations. Enjoy the jolt of dopamine your bullshit just gave ya and go back at being a miserable strega 24/7.

how much do you want to bet that whoever tweeted this is a fat black girl

If there's any justice, the medical examiner will find her half-eaten by her cats.

it's sad because entitled shit like this means a people aren't given a real chance. Could be their 'soul mate' standing right in front of them.

Bitch show me the HoeFax...I'm out.

Never chase. Move on. No worth the effort.

Bullet? More like he dodged a nuclear bomb.

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