If she’s into Billie Ellish and that’s all you know. That’s all you need to know for me.

Of course she's not there for "hookups"...she's already had 4 kids from Chad, et al!

"Mother, Father, I want you to meet Slagathor. She's 30 years old, has four kids by four different men and she works in maintenance."

"Oh darling! We simply adore her. She is truly a treasure. Does she have a busted out vagina and stretch marks on her thighs, stomach and buttocks, with sagging breasts?"

"Of course Mother."

"And the four fathers of her four children, are they still in and out of her children's lives, causing stress and inconvenience between both of you and her children?"

"Deary me Mother. She wouldn't be much of a single mother if she didn't have that. Yes, of course, they are a constant worry and they are frequently causing huge arguments and threatening everyone involved."

"Oh good. I am glad about that. And all your money and any inheritance that will go to you will be put mainly towards raising other men's bastard mistakes?"

"Oh yes Mother. She also told me that she is too old and tired now to have any children with me. But it's kind of like I got a ready made family. Our family name, along with all my spare money, will disappear thanks to me talking on the responsibility of raising other people's children. I can at least say I am a real man."

"Oh, your Father and I are so proud of you. She's a real find. Congratulations."

| My Kids come first.

So your basically on a dating site and you start the profile with "I am unavilable"

| "anything outdoors"

Yes camping, hiking and fishing is so very much "queen" like kinda treatment....

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No wonder she needs "don't be shy" at the end.

A 'fun' catch that'll surely come along with a lot of emotional baggage from riding the cc, being pumped and dumped, hitting the wall, having 4 kids to 4 different Chads and not tying anyone down.

Women only get worse.

Whereas a man will try to learn from failure and improve himself, a woman wallows in it. She becomes weaker for it. Alpha Chad lies to her and then the hilarious thing is when a lesser man lies to her, she'll associate it with Chad behavior (driving her even crazier.) Eventually they turn themselves into the kind of woman that every man feels compelled to lie to.

Yea I would absolutely ADORE if my son brought home a 30 year old single mother of four.

Why the fuck would I put her first, when she will never do the same?

I refuse to be in 2nd place to another man's rugrats.

FOUR kids by 30?!?!

Her anthem: Bad guy

I doubt this is an accident.

Would be interesting to see a single dad with 4 kids talking about how he wants to be swept away and treated like a king.

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CATCH OF THE DAY!

How to hit all the wrong buttons (with any non-thirsty man) in a few sentences. As her (now 18 years old) favorite singer, Billie Eilish, said in a video clip: Not my responsability.

Yikes!!!

Marie Antoinette was a queen.

God I love this sub!

Daily red pills for everyone !!

Wow that chick is a dumpster fire

What a utterly, ridiculously fucked up world we live in when this is what men are being offered as "marriage material"

Boys listen up, they are only going to get worse, keep your waits about you and keep your head down.

My response:

I'm the only one who has my back, and since you just announced you have no time for a man with his life together, why the hell should I even speak to you?

Are those 6767 miles the distance she rode the CC?

Reminds me of that king of the hill line: “you’re a mother now, you don’t have the luxury of finding yourself. That’s who you are. If I woke up tomorrow and the USA was run solely on propane and I was the assistant manager I’d still be a dad first.”

Where is the dad? Four.. FOUR kids?!! If they REALLY come first, where is the dad?

Assuming that she is not a widow, she either:

1. Has poor judgement and bred with a loser(s)/shitty person(s)/deadbeat(s), or

2. Is a high maintenance psycho who can't be satisfied/is incapable of Love, and she drove the dad away.

Either way: swipe left. Bitch, you better provide some explanations about why you are single with FOUR fucking kids before you come at me with list of demands.

It's absolutely hilarious how as a man they know your DMV and where you fall on the totem pole, but are totally oblivious to their own.

That song name

I need to see a photo of this bitch for max LOLs.

Royalty has a bad track record. What with entitled attitudes and treating people as if they are below them and lesser humans.

My country fought a revolution to rid ourselves of those folks.

Mom of 4. So I'm #12 on her priority list.

Sounds like the kind of person to say that her past partners were “abusive.” Anyhow, it takes a lot of gall to have four kids and ask others to have it together

Step aside, gentlemen. This fine catch is all mine.

"finally discover myself"

Isn't that what you did when you popped out 4 kids? It's not about you anymore chick, go home and try to be a good mother.

I remember the days when the governemnt didn't pay out single mothers and they had to provide something for a man to even consider them.

Fun fact: This woman was also the only person in history to voluntarily become part of a human centipede!

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Thanks.

I need my shit together to clean your mess up.

Why the fuck are you not on tinder for hookups? Tinder aint no place to sell your dumbs kids.

You know any women who had 4 kids out of wedlock and became a queen? Cause I sure don't 4 creampies at minimum and they didnt stick around why should i?

The time to "discover yourself" is before you crank out four crotchspawn.

ho.lly.sshit.

“FiNaLlY dIsCoVeRiNg MySeLf”

No cunt, you just want someone to take care of your kids while you go fuck more guys.

She like the outdoors. How is that going to work, if her kids are young? She will be chasing after them all the time. Also, with her kids, you are number 5 on her list, but you get to pay as (ass) number 1.

"Looking for fun times" "Not just a hookup". Which is it?

Lol this is comedy gold!

Imagine a guy talking about meeting your parents before even meeting you, it would be classed as ultra creepy. This is basically a vacancy for a beta provider for 4 kids, she should advertise it on Linkedin

6,767 miles away just might not be far enough...

4 kids really really . world needs to control population to save earth but here they are making babies like machine

Christ, I've got physical standards like Stevie Wonder but damn even I'd swipe left on that entitled cunt bag!

Yes, I'm sure a KwEen has bastard kids and can't hold down the father of those kids.

“...have your shit together...”

Doesn’t have her shit together.