About two years ago I set the OK Cupid filter to Hispanic and sent 20 women the following message:
Ay Chica, I herd you was looking for a knight in shining armor. Girl I gotchu. Ima be your Conquistador girl. Ima conquer that pussy. Hit me up so we can drink hortchata while listening to Pit Bull on Latino 96.3. ¡Horale!
Two weeks later I was putting my Soviet Missile all up in the Caribbean like it was 1962.
I was met with outrage when I posted my tale of South American jungle conquest to the OK Cupid subreddit . The predominantly Non-Hispanic redditors of OK Cupid found my post offensive and decided to get offended on behalf of the women who sucked my dick. Their analysis was: you shouldn't send messages that might possibly offend someone whether or not they actually offend. No one bothered asking why my allegedly horrible message got more responses than that of The Cat Rapper.
The Red Pill on the other hand, offered an analysis that went beyond personal feelings. Yes the message is polarizing, however women are constantly flooded with compliments and generic bullshit. A message that makes her feel some type of way is more memorable and thus more likely to generate a response. Some of the responses are going to be: go fuck yourself and some are going to be: White boy you funny, pero stoopid. However both are preferable to the radio silence that betas receive. Offering Latin ladies Pit Bull rides and hortchata sips is a better strategy than beta flattery.
What differentiates Red Pill from other communities is that it's result oriented. The Red Pill encourages what works and discourages what doesn't. If someone posted groveling to The Red Pill he will be encouraged to pursue the cocky and funny strategy instead. If a fat guy asked for dating advice, he will be told to stop drinking calories. In contrast, OK Cupid is a feelz before realz enviroment and gives feel good advice regardless of outcome. The fat guy would be told that its what's on the inside that counts and the beta would be complimented on his cat poetry.
In our culture of feel good political correctness the Red Pill is unique. The men of Red Pill are outcome driven, motivated, and have a staggering number of capable professionals among their number. How do I know this? Because over the course of the past month I've done close to 200 fitness and nutritional consultations via Skype. I had the unique opportunity to talk with Red Pill men across the world, deal with timezones, language barriers, and countless metric to imperial conversions. It was fascinating to hear anecdotes, business plans, and relationship strategies from men across the world and to see all the different flavors of alpha. Interestingly enough, I have yet to encounter a single neckbeard. Probably because neckbeards don't gravitate to Stronglifts 5x5 and self improvement.
The Red Pill is more than just a forum for discussing sexual strategy. It is an amazing talent pool waiting to be utilized for any goal you may have, which is exactly what I have done and what I recommend you do as well. As you read this, my Red Pill Bro Scientists are developing a clothing line specifically designed to increase your alpha points by at least 15%. Get excited.
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GingersInParis 9y ago
The Cat Rapper is alpha as fuck.
yesidoes 10y ago
Honestly, it's much better to really offend the women who aren't into you. You save your precious time for self improvement instead of constantly checking your messages waiting on a response.
If the girl responds favorably to the direct approach, chances are she is already thinking about meeting up with you.
My internet dating rules:
Get the #, IG, or Snapchat in 5 sent messages or less, otherwise you'll be chasing pussy.
Once you have the #, IG, or Snap, NEVER hit them up on the dating service again.
The sooner you close the meet up, the better.
In regards to the post title:
I don't see why we do not create clubs and events for RP men to organize, create business relationships, find wingmen, and just have a good time. I was lucky enough to play football and wrestle in high school, where I was taught how to lift, deal with adversity, and focus on self improvement. It would behoove many men to have organizations besides high school sports teams and the military which support masculine brotherhood.
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magus678 10y ago
Always Be Closing.
I would add an addendum to this that you should be judicious with your "dating service time." If you can't follow through with these confident closes, sometimes it is best not to be making them until you can. Meaning, I don't like to lay it on some girl on a Tuesday night when you need to do xyz and can't meet her until Thursday. This greatly increases the likelihood she flakes etc. I'm trying to get her caught up in the novelty of the whirlwind and ride it all the way to her bedroom.
Of course there are a million ways to skin that cat, but that has been one of my personal takeaways from online dating: moving faster is always better.
AlexanderTheModerate 10y ago
I'm up for meeting other RP guys. I'm near Baltimore. I think seeing this thing come together will be exciting, but also let it be a concrete thing, instead of just an ideal.
longshot1710 10y ago
I've always wondered why fraternities were never mentioned on here. I played hs baseball and hockey, and college baseball but by far my most alpha gang were my fraternity brothers constantly shitting on females.
bsutansalt 10y ago
It's less about offending or being nice and waaaay more about being exciting. Giving her emotional stimulation is what is all about.
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Mind giving an example or two on how to text a potential plate with the goal of giving emotional stimulation?
reigorius 10y ago
I make silly assumptions based on photo's. Just whatever shit comes to my mind and go for the number quick. Works pretty good. Or random mindpuke bordering insult. When I get the number, it basically tells me the girl wants to fuck me.
nikolathevisionary 10y ago
Think about it this way, 90% of the guys messaging her are saying shit like, "hey" "wat up" "ur hot" , or other supplicating and stupid messages.
So when you come out the gates saying "you like you could suck a watermelon through a garden hose! (Actual line that's got me laid before) she's intrigued.
It's less about what you say and more about what your message implies. In this case, you like to have fun and don't give a fuck.
Fair warning, if you're not attractive/have abs don't bother with online dating.
2cold2hold2hot2handl 10y ago
I like to look at their profile and ask them "why do you like such and such.. that sucks"
get them to qualify themselves right away..... or they don't reply.
Easy.
OilyB 10y ago
<suck a watermelon through a garden hose>
Lol! I often say 'she sucked my pillows right through my ass'. Works as well.
dan_legend 10y ago
I'm pretty sure that means she can suck a mean dick.
the99percent1 10y ago
SubReddit GeoTRP is a good place to promote meet ups.
Definitely should start at least a thread discussing strategically applications of TRP in workplace environment should be beneficial.
longshot1710 10y ago
I've always wondered why fraternities were never mentioned on here. I played hs baseball and hockey, and college baseball but by far my most alpha gang were my fraternity brothers constantly shitting on females.
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Hell, it's even just worth it to offend the women who aren't into you for it's own sake. Some call that a waste of time but blackknighting is never a waste of time; it's an end in itself. The red pill is all about breaking women's rules and blackknighting is doing that on steroids. It's the essence of game and the essence of being a man if you really think about it.
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Reminds me of Patrice (RIP) talking about how he would say "bitch" all the time because it's liberating as fuck.
Every time he would say it, it was a reminder that literally the only thing 99.99% of bitches can do about it is get mad. And who gives a fuck if they're mad?
Edit: One of his explanations verbatim: "When I say 'Bitch' - let me explain to you why I say 'Bitch'. It's just a belief system. It's just to say to you that I'm going to say a word that you don't like, and you're not going to do anything about it. It's a dichotomy for all man shit. The word 'Bitch' represents something that's so repugnant to women, but the fact of the matter is that I choose to say it or choose not to say it. That's my respect that you earn from me; it's not my respect that you automatically are entitled to. You're not entitled to me opening the door for you, or me laying my nice coat in a puddle, you're not entitled to me wrestling an alligator to save your life ... I say bitch, you get mad, and now what? What's 'option 2'? That's all I wanna say; I wanna give you options. Make me not want to call you a bitch."
vengefully_yours 10y ago
Well, we aren't well liked. Imagine the line of blue and pink bob cuts on fat chicks chanting hateful shit and accusations of rape outside every venue. Personally I'd find it amusing, but really I have nothing to lose because everyone who knows me knows who and how I am.
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SephiXen 10y ago
Circle of stones somewhere in colonial Boston, we'll sit on the coast and call up RedPillCthulhu and Brodin himself. Brognarok will start and we will Blackknight through the waves of femnazi cannon fodder until that guy with the half-naked girls on his shirt becomes King of Bros and slays pussy by the train load.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
I'm down for that, I'll be a jackbooted skinhead thug. Wait, too easy.
Grifter32 10y ago
I live in Vegas. I have room for a few people.
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therealpkg 10y ago
+1 for the Vegas trip idea. Maybe an EC can get a thread going to gauge interest.
blue_27 10y ago
Halloween is a Saturday night this year ...
RPthrowaway123 10y ago
Last time I dressed up for halloween, I was The Doctor. Could definitely rock that costume again.
Dark-Ulfberht 10y ago
By god, I'll channel my alter ego.
The first time I did this, I won a grand in a competition and had sex with some random chick . . .while still in costume.
TheRedPilsner 10y ago
The only way that story could get cooler is if the girl was wearing a Harley Quinn costume.
RageLife 10y ago
I would fucking love to do a Gaylubeoil Vegas trip.
If you're actually down set something up! I'll start saving right now.
max_peenor 10y ago
In any other context, that would be terrifying.
RageLife 10y ago
Especially a gaylubeoil Vegas trip with max_peenor.
Downright terrifying.
yesidoes 10y ago
Honestly I'm imagining, and I see none of this shit.
It's easy for the fat chicks to yell hateful shit on Reddit because it's an internet forum. If we rented building spaces for monthly events, I highy doubt these chicks would expend the calories necessary to get off their asses and protest.
M0RKET 10y ago
Watch this, it'll help your imagination ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDOwnV-nzg
vengefully_yours 10y ago
With what they do at a Warren Farrel talk, they would all buy bus tickets to be annoying at any function. We could have lots of fun black knighting, like Kevin Smith protesting his movie Dogma when it showed in his hometown.
yesidoes 10y ago
Public events are definitely an easy attack point, but email only contact lists and events with doors that lock should be more than enough to keep SJWs out.
At that point, if they break in we can go the Gamer Gate route and broadcast their idiocy and their attempts to derail 1st amendment rights to assemble.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
Gamergate is doing it right. They have the sjws looking like the facists they are...
You might be on to something. You fucks would never recognize me though.
Sawagurumi 10y ago
You guys and your 1st amendment rights. Not everyone is so lucky. Take a look at this piece of shit and weep
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf
Note section 2(e). This is EU bullshit they want put into law in all member states. Supposed to legislate for 'tolerance' they explicitly want to make it illegal to criticise feminism (a definite hate group). You couldn't make it up...
Nothing_Gazes_Back 10y ago
They can bitch and moan all they want. Don't ever let that prevent you from doing what you want.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
No worries, they can't stop me. If the Iraqis couldn't, a bunch of fat girls calling me names isn't going to have much effect.
A few months back one filled my inbox with hateful shit from all her alts. It was amusing, I took screen shots and when I feel sad I look at them and laugh.
Nothing_Gazes_Back 10y ago
Lol! Who the fuck has time to do something like that? At least you know you made an impact.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
Yes, thats why I laugh. Twenty or so alts saying stupid shit. Must've struck a nerve close to home to get them riled up like that.
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the99percent1 10y ago
Careful.. guy only groups with a clear distinction of discussing man issues and man self improvement will get shut down just as quickly as it was started..
Sad to say it, governments will see this as a threat. Good and capable men banding together to discuss real world problems. Shut them down immediately!
lachiemx 10y ago
How? As long as you live in a country with a right to assembly you'll be fine. There's no reason to be alarmed. How would you stop a group of men from meeting in a hotel room? You can't.
idle_reception 10y ago
I would love to start something like this locally, I wrestled in high school but never took it seriously just did well off natural talent.
Because of the lifestyle I lived I've lost all my friends but a few when I sobered up and started getting active. The closest I have is running a few backpack trips over the summer through a hiking group but I'm the youngest one who goes by a decade. They aren't exactly RP either.
tuxedoburrito 10y ago
What city are you in? I'm in Portland Or and am looking for this as well.
Nothing_Gazes_Back 10y ago
I just pictured a bunch of bb 40 somethings backpacking in socks with sandals.
Where are you from? My friends and I are doing the tri state challenge of the Appalachian trail this fall.
idle_reception 10y ago
Haha not quite, a lot of them are advent hikers. Overweight but that can still move with a pack but their ideology.
Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota area but I've been looking at the Appalachian trail for two years now.
arrayay 10y ago
They hike awaiting the coming of Jesus?
idle_reception 10y ago
I had to Google this to understand, I've only heard advent to describe someone who's decent at an activity
abdada 10y ago
Neckbeards can't swallow The Red Pill because they don't make a Cheetos flavored version.
bsutansalt 10y ago
That's not entirely fair. We've had out share of so called neckbeards who joined our ranks and shave that shit and improve themselves.
Cyralea 10y ago
You call it neckbeard, I call it Lion's Mane.
wolfraisedbysheep 10y ago
I definitely used to be a neckbeard many years ago (not with the literal beard, but the personality). PUA got me started in the right direction, but things never completely clicked until I read RP stuff. It's possible, but you have to be motivated to change yourself.
redpillschool Admin 10y ago
I, for one, started shaving my neck exclusively.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
I shave my neck and my cheeks, the thin beard works on me. It's the whole neanderthal look I got happenin.
mojo_juju 10y ago
I get this lovely Brazilian thing done. It's called "back crack and sack"
LateralThinkerer 10y ago
We Hirsute-Americans cry "oppression" at this kind of smoothist propaganda...
RedBigMan 10y ago
That's what Red Pill Bro Scientists should work on next.
ForgeAndTemper 10y ago
Probably washed down with this.
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vengefully_yours 10y ago
Arkansas, lives on Dew, and unsurprisingly fucking ginogumous. Ever notice how morbidly fat guys sound like they have an excess of everything in their mouth?
Words-Are-Wind 10y ago
"It kinda tastes like um... sadness."
"I haven't drank this since char left me... I love you char!"
"Just as I remember it, it tastes exactly like diabetes!"
I don't know how you found this guy but this is great
GingersInParis 9y ago
Ikr.
I just hope this guy is acting, if not that'd be pretty sad.
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DS-Slash 10y ago
is this your instagram u/GayLubeOil ?
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SaiyanPrince_Vegeta 10y ago
I'm mexican and that shit was hilarious, who the fuck gets offended by that?
beerthroway 10y ago
People that aren't Mexican or have never been around Mexican culture.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
White middle class bored people living in the echo chamber bubbles they grew up in.
The long way to say what you did.
SaiyanPrince_Vegeta 10y ago
True.
It's pretty sad that mexican americans speak and act that way cuz it gives a big misconception as to what we're really like lol
beerthroway 10y ago
Absolutely. I grew up in a 95% Mexican town as a white dude. Mexican culture was awesome. Not so much with this generation, as they have all become entitled with all the affirmative action shit handing them everything, that's destroying the culture. But the older generation is massively respectful, hard working, caring, giving, family oriented, fat shaming, laziness shaming, and plenty of other valuable traits to have at the center of your principles as a society.
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DexterousRichard 10y ago
Maybe you can explain to me then why Mexico is such a fail. Is it some greed thing with politicians? Laziness? Lack of education and/or IQ?
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Ain't mexican, but I think this plays a great part:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Drug_War
oldredder 10y ago
American intervention. At every level there's interference from American bankers, American arms dealers and CIA drug smuggling. When this wasn't the case there was no such Fail.
Sure, there was corruption there but there is all over and it didn't stand out until the NAFTA age when the Mexican economy was decimated by the American hegemony machine.
harkrank 10y ago
Because you measure failure and success according to your own perspective. That's why so many people believe they live in the greatest country on earth, wether that be USA, Holland or Dubai.
Mexican culture is expanding, it is a success.
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Expanding is one way to put it. http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/mexico-surpasses-u-s-world-fattest-nation-report-article-1.1393801
loddfavne 10y ago
Those who get most offended is always those who get offended on other's behalf.
freethinker34 10y ago
You are 100% correct that ANY reaction is better than NO reaction. Having been on many dates, I have come to the conclusion that if you are genuinely attracted to a girl that the worst thing you can do is have a standard boring date where "you don't fuck up". Nothing goes wrong but nothing goes RIGHT either.
The greater the risk, the greater the reward. You have to take risks in order to create attraction. You have to risk being unfunny, rude, weird, etc... You have to risk being rejected, called a creep, an asshole, etc... But guess what, you are miles ahead of the guy who did everything right EXCEPT create attraction. After the date, this guy doesnt even exist in the womans brain and he wonders why she wont return his texts or calls. When you take risks on the other hand either get slapped, embarassed, put in an awkward situation, or END UP WITH A WOMAN HIGHLY ATTRACTED TO YOU THAT WANTS TO FUCK.
Don't be someone you aren't, be yourself, but take risks if you are truly attracted to a girl, that's your only chance for success.
JeanValjean197o 10y ago
Does this only work if you are buff or can an overweight guy do this as well (without getting arrested)?
I'm just wondering if I should try this kind of stuff now or wait a bit longer until I've leaned up and filled out.
Cyralea 10y ago
Oh fuck yes, this is my area of expertise. I spent a long time sending beta faggot messages (including taking advice from the OKStupid subreddit). Made little headway. I've got the aesthetics, so that wasn't it. Wasn't until I started fucking around with them without giving two shits what they thought that I realized what actually works.
Mind you, I've got two modes of game I run, one for the generic dumb-as-bricks slut, and one for the empowered thinks-she's-intelligent-and-refined slut. The former is who this works on best. Use lines like:
"Your photos make you look like you'd enjoy being hate-fucked"
"Your hands are too small, how are you going to get me off when you're on the rag?"
"What rhymes with weenus and just happens to be your favourite thing?"
You're going to get precisely two responses, sheer, unadulterated hate, and sexual arousal. Both are good. You can sometimes steer the hateful ones into success (though not usually, just more hate, hah), but the ones that respond positively want your dick. Keep up the sexual vibe and get them to come over.
With the chicks that act all pretentious, you just need to coat the sexual vibes in more layers. Use wit and plausible deniability:
"We would make beautiful babies. It'd be a public service to insert city, we should get on that right away"
"I'm doing a study on how long it'll take to repopulate the world after an apocalypse, I need to borrow your womb for a few decades, starting this Friday at 7 pm"
Be sexual as fuck, women eat that up. If you've been lifting this is just about the easiest way to get laid.
TRP_James 10y ago
sigh
http://imgur.com/a/q6Swy
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wolfraisedbysheep 10y ago
Nothing surprises me any more.
Also, totally using those...
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gestalts 10y ago
Girls get this shit all the time. What makes them pick you over some other ripped guy sexting them? Yes they will bang a few but compared to the number of messages they get there are not enough days in the week.
Also by going sexual so quick arnt you excluding some of the girls who would otherwise fuck you after some conversation. Some of my best plates are reserved the first or second meeting.
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they dont get this all the time-- they DO get " oh baby.. id do anything to spend time with your highness"
zuk1 10y ago
I disagree women get these all the time. I mean they might do just based on the sheer volume of messages they get but basically a small minority of the messages will be like this, causing her to take notice.
Cyralea 10y ago
Girls don't get it as often as you might imagine, but these girls are definitely being passed around. It's just something you accept, you aren't going to get same-day lays with a virgin.
Regarding holding out for 2nd-3rd dates, yeah, you could go that approach, but why waste all that extra effort?
gestalts 10y ago
I'll defer to your experience on the number if messages issue. The two girls I'm with say things along the lines of 'I always match and guys send creepy./lewd messages' which of course says nothing really. All ask about specifics.
Why is it worth the effort? Because try as I may sex isnt just about the physical for me. If the girl is just hot ill fuck her once if it's convenient but if she is smart, funny and hot I want it on the reg because I enjoy their company after. Also the chase/conquering is half the fun for me. instead of mega easy sluts you'd be self -selecting for with straight to the sex stuff, the girls I'm targeting are just your benign slut or somewhat more conservative girl. Also this helps the fact that I demand exclusivity.
Those are just my reasons. Different strokes for different folks of course.
wolfraisedbysheep 10y ago
Actually the messages girls get are a fucking joke. They're not even that vulgar, they're mostly flat out lame and boring.
A while ago I made a fake girl account on OKC to see what kind of openers guys typically send. No description, only a few pictures of some above average 7~8 early 20's blonde girl.
Here's all the most recent messages the account received. Guys, you have nothing to worry about (No, I didn't reply to any of the messages....)
http://i.imgur.com/tjmyEy2.gif
An_All-Beef_Engineer 10y ago
It's an attack of clones. Well that was quite a kick in the nuts.
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trpobserver 10y ago
I imagine that is why you message more than one
gestalts 10y ago
Yes of course it is a numbers game whatever you do, but if you pile shit on with more shit you have the same substance. Just in my experience the ones that go for overly sexual stuff are on average fuglier, less able to hold even the simplest of conversations, and overall shitty fuck.
BlackHeart89 10y ago
I agree. My tactics are:
-How are you?
-Compliment something and neg
-Always keep messages as short and interesting as possible.
I hit one chick with, "Hey. whats your number". And she actually sent me her number. Blew my mind. Hell. I even hit a chick with, "roses are red, violets are blue, I'm just trying to see what that mouth will do". She responded in shock that I would send someone that. I didn't get her number, but it was hilarious none the less that she responded without cursing me out.
robo23 10y ago
Got really bored with tinder one night and decided to send out a bunch of messages on 9/11 basically saying "damn, I'd like to ram you like a plane into the twin towers." So fucking stupid... But I ended up fucking two girls from that shit with one becoming my best plate for 6 months.
LateralThinkerer 10y ago
So the lesson is that any direct approach, no matter how politically incorrect, may work. Read and learn, grasshopper.
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How is this not the best comment so far?
nyyankees1237 10y ago
I'm dying from laughter right now
dongpal 10y ago
how do you even write people in tinder? dont u have to get a match first?
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dongpal 10y ago
hm... must be my country. I use tinder and only got 1 match so far within 4 days. And I swiped right a lot. But I live in a small city. I used a similar App called lovoo and got wayyy more response there.
GingersInParis 9y ago
You wouldn't happen to live in germany?
Chaohinon 10y ago
Another aspect is that Latina women (and Latinos in general, speaking from working with then my entire career) expect a lot more consistent alphaness out of dudes than the current crop of whites. I dated a few in the midst of my transition, and while it was fantastic, it also went south really fast because I was dripping with beta tendencies. I employed a pretty typical trp strategy initially, but wound up catching feelz, and they were gone in no time. The irony is that these girls were actually worth catching feelz for, or at least to a far greater extent than the majority of white chicks I've met.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
I'm seeing one now, latina chicks require a strong man. Show weakness and you're done. Indecision kills her tingles. Treat her like a tan fuck toy and swat shit tests like a patriot battery and she will beg for cock. They want men, not wimps with beards.
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I'm moving down to Miami in a couple months, any chance you can give me the intel on Latina chicks?
infoscott 10y ago
Try to focus your dating on Argentine chicks. The South American latinas are completely different from Central Americans in all but language. The demographic is also mostly European, with an original immigration pattern similar to the United States. But you still get all the latin charm and warmth.
Many Argentines treat Miami like a second home, especially those from Buenos Aires (Porteños).
Chaohinon 10y ago
I'm not really the guy to ask as I'm still closer to the bottom of the learning curve. All i can really say is that alphaing up is top priority, probably even moreso than being physically attractive.
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That's why BP gets so fucked on PPD and shit. At the end of the day, they've gotta contend with the fact that red pill works. You can polk holes in our epistemological foundations all you want but you'll never polk holes in the fact that we polk a lot of holes.
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Dude, if you think PPD is bad then you've gotta check out femradebates. I had a guy who literally wears fedoras PMing me to talk about how jogging twice a week and doing yoga once a week, has gotten him too jacked for BMI, and by "treating women like people", he's gotten to the point where he's simultaneously dating 5 women who are all cool with it because they're sex positive feminists. Highlights.
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Kyuzo_ 10y ago
If hia threesomes start with one of the girls saying something like "bring solo and the wookiee to me", then I'd buy it.
Chick I dated back in the day is " poly" and has had somewhere between 50-200 sex partners (admitted to 50+, you figure that out).
She just turned 26 and is hoping her current "monogamous" bf will put ring on it soon, couldn't figure out why the last one wouldnt. Obviously had nothing to do with the fact that shed taken 40-50ish other dicks while they were together. And "shocked" to learn that he'd just moved in with some 21 year old after they broke up.
Girl isn't bad looking at all, but crazy as fuck. That's probably close to as good as you'll get with "sex positive feminists"
QQ_L2P 10y ago
Number 5 had me in stitches.
"Long distance" and "long term dating but almost friends with benefits"? Bwahahahahaha!
Kandarino 10y ago
I had to stop reading the highlights halfway through. Military grade cringing.
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vengefully_yours 10y ago
Threesomes with two girls who cant ride an elevator together is not the ideal.
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He actually claims to be nailing models.
Nothing_Gazes_Back 10y ago
Probably banging Tess Munster.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
Oh ya, sure thing. Park Avenue, Excursion, Roadmaster, Delta 98, Imperial, Ltd, Continental... All from the 50s to 70s... They're models all right, outsized.
reactionaryCookie 10y ago
This dude is like the Gecko45 of betas. The story sounds so fucking fake it's like he's not even trying.
arrayay 10y ago
Why did so many people feed that troll?
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Science_isthenewcool 10y ago
One of the best things I've read in a long while. SPECOPS was especially brilliant. Thanks for the entertainment.
RedBeorn 10y ago
Gecko 45 TL;DR is that the guy claims to be a mall cop (trained in "ninjitsu") patrolling with a G36 rifle, and uses deadly force quite often. He thinks that making a second profile that agrees with his original points will somehow convince the other members of his legitimacy.
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Shooting out a teen's kneecap for taking an extra sample at Hickory Farms, I want this to be in a movie.
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abcd_z 10y ago
Some attractive women go out with beta males, right? Not all, but enough for men to believe that being a beta male will get you a relationship. And these beta males sometimes have sex with their girlfriends, right?
And there are women out there who identify as polyamorous and specifically look for poly relationships.
So why is it unbelievable that a beta male who identifies as polyamorous might have multiple female relationships, just like a monogamous beta male might have a single female relationship?
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Poly is AF/BB on steroids. The women date 2-3 guys, duty fuck 1-2 of them once a month if even that and get all over the alphas without any remorse since cuckolding is in the terms of the relationship. This guy claims to be having regular threesomes, claimed at all points of a pretty long PM conversation that at least one girlfriend would be in his lap, and spoke at length about how scheduling was the limiting factor of how much sex he was getting. Couple that with a fedora, being overweight, and taking all the blue pills imaginable, it seems very very very unlikely. And then when you consider that his credibility is already sapped from making physically impossible claims about his fitness levels, I'm just not seeing a way for him to be the AF.
Relevant hamster.
abcd_z 10y ago
He's (apparently) in multiple relationships. It would be like a mono beta guy claiming he has regular sex. A little unlikely, but not impossible.
Also, a BMI of 25.8 is just barely overweight, which seems to match up with his claim of "I could lose maybe five pounds" (which would put him at a BMI of 25.08).
colovick 10y ago
I'm in a similar situation. Same height and weight as that guy. I do lift and my bmi says I can cut to 160. I'm shooting for 180 and going to play it by ear from there, but I doubt he's that muscular from just the little bit of exercise he gets.
Kenny_Twenty 10y ago
Awesome to hear a great TRP anecdote that's not peppered with thinly veiled complaints about women. No emotional-defeatist BS that's disguised as insight on what women are 'really like'.
I think it's awesome that you're out there having a good time and accomplishing what you're looking to accomplish.
Get it.
hohamocha 10y ago
Andrew Austen Luck has a neckbeard. He's also one of the best quarterbacks on the NFL.
I bet feminists think he is a RedPiller, cuz he has a neckbeard
RocketManV 10y ago
Do you charge for your Skype consultations?
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trpSenator 10y ago
Do you offer cycle consultations? Thinking of blasting next month.
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jx234 10y ago
This post seems to be style over substance. In general, GLO writes well, proves that he is RP and helps people a lot from the sound of it. But this post is adding nothing of value. It gives a quick piece of online dating advice, praises TRP for being results based and talks about how great the users he speaks to are. Seems like yet another attempt to build his personal brand for eventual financial gain. There's a place for that - but its not here.
trp_hamlet 10y ago
There's plenty of room for personality in TRP and I never miss a GLO post. Style posts by prominent members are an essential part of TRP, as the reinvented semantics and meta posts get quite tedious once you grasp the concepts. Although I'll always be leery of distracting attempts at marketing in this subreddit... I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't at least check out these +15% alpha garments.
Kyuzo_ 10y ago
As soon as someone is selling you something.... Yeah.
I think a goodly number of ECs here are good about promoting quality content without turning it into a PUA-esque sales scam
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And honestly, I think you've given enough to the community here that you've earned the right to promote yourself a bit. This post is a valuable frame report anyways, so I don't mind one bit.
Six_Demon_Bag 10y ago
As a corollary, it is also great to network with people at your gym. A place with a high concentration of healthy people focused on self improvement is a place to make like minded friends.
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jx234 10y ago
An extended analysis of his methods would be difficult because I felt there wasn't much to analyze. Criticism ultimately drives the standard up. As I said, GLO is usually a solid poster but this one was weak.
I see from your last paragraph that I've really got to you. Focus on your own game son, don't worry about me.
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jx234 10y ago
Haven't got time to reply in detail but two quick things:
1) why do you act like I'm questioning any of main tenets of RP philosophy? If you can provide evidence from my posts I would be very interested.
2) I suggest you (re)read the sidebar, specifically Shaming Tactics. Quote:
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AKnightAlone 10y ago
This post just turned me gay.
Wait, your name on Twitter is GayLubeOil...
You officially just rekt my jokes.
Here's some homosexuous humor, hopefully to your enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIii8wnE91w
Mosin_999 10y ago
At the end of the day people can argue till they are blue in the face as far as im concerned.
this stuff works, period. Some fucking chump sending cat poetry good luck dude seriously. We'll see you in 6 months when you're still being strung along and haven't got any meets.
I'm a logical guy and I just say let's drop the emotions and look at raw numbers....
Someone posted here recently that OKcupid guys with topless pics (Who were ripped ofc) got the most responses despite girls always saying ewww topless pics are such a turn off rolls eyes.
The statistics don't lie my friends. These were statistics collected by Okcupid themselves....
ChadThundercockII 10y ago
You just invented a new sport, GayLubeOil carry race.
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ShitfacedBatman 10y ago
Proselytizing your own stereotype is going to have some confirmation bias, but I think I get what you're saying.
TheRavingRedditor 10y ago
Hey man. My grandparents almost died in the Cuban missile crisis. Very offensive and you shouldn't joke about things like that even if people didn't die. Because they almost could have maybe hypothetically had died under different circumstances. Your joke was extremely clever and funny, but completely unacceptable. Not only did you effectively make me laugh, you made me laugh at my almost nuked grandparents. Burn in hell, dude.
DogInTheBath 10y ago
What's funny is I ignored the name of the person posting this.. and as I read it I thought "hey this sounds like GayLubeOil"
Lo and behold. Excellent post.
I3lizzard 10y ago
"putting my Soviet Missile all up in the Caribbean like it was 1962."
You just earned my trial membership to your twitter following.
JayViceroy 10y ago
It's funny how easy it is to decipher which dudes are the neckbeard trolls in this sub and which are the dudes actually living the lifestyle and doing shit. Even behind a keyboard it's near impossible for that beta to hide indefinitely.
jx234 10y ago
You can never know. Half of the stories could be bullshit. But who cares?
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You can never know for sure, but you get better at guessing the older you get and the more time you spend reading shit online.
Johnny10toes 10y ago
I can usually tell the females. Always the betas.
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jx234 10y ago
I've seen a lot of field reports which have been top rated with everyone commenting the usual "Gold!", " First rate!", starting to circle jerk etc, and then the poster making it clear from his replies to comments that he's trolling. Usually gets deleted then.
RICCIedm 10y ago
GLO just gave me great advice on fitness, nutrition and general life (balancing : self-development x enjoying your achievements).Team Red Pill is fucking awesome.
zombig 10y ago
I would argue that in many areas of life (relationships included) you got to focus on the process and not the outcome. In a world with so many variables it is very easy to be "fooled by the randomness". We do our best to maximize the outcome and minimize the risk, and to achieve that goal we have to be "politically incorrect".
Focus on a good process and not get fooled by the wrong outcome which is going to happen from time to time. Intelligently learn from your mistakes and remember that success and good luck can corrupt your mind.
FatStig 10y ago
Yes focus on the process but be driven by outcomes.
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Signal and the noise by Nate silver or drunkards walk by Leonard mlodinow for some reading material.
zombig 10y ago
Never heard of the first one, thanks
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It's more sports focused, less general life.
Luckyluke23 10y ago
the gen pop is delusional and don't think about this at the time of writing the same message as 200 other guys.
bleed-red 10y ago
GLO. I thought you would be bigger man, are you not juicin?
bertmaklinFBI 10y ago
His juice must be bunk because he has barely any musculature from the video.
I don't know how you can be a personal trainer, all about lifting, and taking AAS, and look like that. I smell a keyboard warrior.
TRPAlternative 10y ago
On a related note, as somebody starting out with improving their SMV, would you recommend Stronglifts 5x5 or ICF more?
I've been doing ICF the last 3 weeks because it is more hypertrophy focused, and am not yet suffering with overwork (affecting the main lifts). I'm mid exam period at the end of the U.Ks equivalent of middle school, but it ends a year later, so I'm 16. I will have basically all day every day for 3+ months soon to work on self-improvement, so taking up too much time is a non-issue.
I know everyone says that it makes no difference as long as you stick to it, but what would you say?
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through_a_ways 10y ago
all you can eat sushi and high quality are pretty much mutually exclusive
colovick 10y ago
Not at $20 a head, but I digress. It's a good idea to chow down on some sushi
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bertmaklinFBI 10y ago
Eating a lot of
high qualityfood is what packs on quality massFTFY
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rp_user 10y ago
Patrice O'Neil said something similar in his podcast. He'd walk up to a woman he wanted to game in a shopping mall and say something offensive and out of the line. Like "Why you checking those outfits, those wouldn't suit a mamma of 3 kids "
She would get all riled up "I don't have 3 kids" and then Patrice would say something more to get her emotions high and then simmer down to a normal conversation.
Point being get their emotions flowing as they feed and respond on/to feels.
bonartist90 10y ago
This story reminded me of this podcast I listened to recently. Well worth a listen for a woman's point of view on a very similar situation:
Reply All Episode 27
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ap_resurrection 10y ago
agreed, this is prob the one place on the internet ive ever seen that isnt filled with resentful losers that nit pick at others and judge - i appreciate that a lot
elethal 10y ago
It's funny how people can whine and bitch that the world isn't fair to them then sit on their asses all day not willing to do a damn thing about it. That's why this place is great. Things get done.
RPthrowaway123 10y ago
Good read GLO. And thanks for doing those Skype chats, it helped me out! You're doing a lot of good in this community, so thank you.
trpdownunder 10y ago
how do you arrange a skype session? I'd be keen.
RPthrowaway123 10y ago
Contact him directly by PM. I'd Skype you, but I'm not nearly as good as GLO :P
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JohnBertilakShade 10y ago
Pitbull is fucking terrible.
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kick6 10y ago
Well fuck, I want some "customs" gloves...
NeoreactionSafe 10y ago
I'm glad I know this now.
The name was really giving the wrong signal.
Read the link. Basically "Gay Lube Oil" was a way to get something through customs in the hope of not being detected.
You could have called yourself "Stealth" or something equivalent.
Very sneaky... I like it... now that I finally get it...
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NeoreactionSafe 10y ago
99% assume you are a flaming homo would be my guess.
Actually it's a good way to get people off balance.
It's a very obscure reference so no one will know about it. (Customs)
mediamole 10y ago
I was always surprised at his comments, assuming he was a flaming homo.
this_guy2001 10y ago
Can confirm. Initially thought that upon first seeing the name.
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vengefully_yours 10y ago
Heh, I'm banned from okc. Not that I mind, but apparently I ran into a feminazi and she took offense. Honesty isn't a virtue..
As an aside... I gis neckbeard and omg what is wrong with those guys? Fuck me I've never seen such abject loserdom in my life, they make emo kids look manly. Really I wasn't entirely sure what it meant, but damn. They actually like being that way?
oldredder 10y ago
hahaha. I just ran into a feminazi online who I didn't know was a feminazi. Was a friend of a friend from 2 decades ago. Now she's showing her true colours she went and wrote something absurd about man-spreading and other nonsense like it. I made it clear men will take no shit that's lies: what, men should always let women push them out of the way exclusively, because "equality"? She flipped her shit and I laughed and blocked her. No loss.
vengefully_yours 10y ago
One of my fwb has been going on about this sub, how she is a feminist, how feminism is for everyone. She says rp won't work on her, yet she wants exactly the kind of man RP makes you. How do I know? Easy, she fucks me and enjoys it. I used beta tendencies to get rid of a girl she knew, and after seeing me act BP didn't want to fuck anymore.
Sorry sweetie, you crave an RP man.
TekkomanKingz 10y ago
Back in the early 00's when I used to court american born latinas the only thing that got them going was drugs and reggaeton. All American born women are the same just different flavors of the same bullshit.
SexistFlyingPig 10y ago
I tried to be nice to girls on OKCupid and POF. It got me an occasional date, with lots of talking, me paying and her leaving at the end of the night without me.
Then I decided to just be assertive.
me: something something something playoff game.
her: Go local sports team.
me: lets meet up after the game. What's a place near you that you like to go to?
her: local place.
me: see you at 9:30.
If she hadn't showed, I'd have been eating appetizers by myself. I was okay with that.
I've noticed since then that my compliments on okcupid generally get met with radio silence, but my insults universally get an answer. Compliment followed by insult gets nothing, because then I just appear butthurt.
Entershikari 10y ago
Yoo nice man !
Always good to read you.
ForgeAndTemper 10y ago
I for one enjoyed the cat poetry
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HerculestheRed 10y ago
In both places, TRP is frowned upon because it teaches men how to destroy a pussy more often.
Feminists and PETA aren't the strangest bedfellows I suppose.
Kyuzo_ 10y ago
Speaking of, do any other RP cat owners notice them watching somewhat creepily when you're going to town on a plate?
The plates never seem to notice, but I've occasionally spotted it and had trouble not laughing.
save_the_rocks 10y ago
How do you bill for Skype consults?
jaimewarlock 10y ago
Bitcoin, MoneyPak, or PayPal
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great_artists_steal 10y ago
Do you know rippedbody.jp? That guy puts up tons of quality content (basically everything he knows he provides for free) about fitness, yet still doesn't suffer from a lack of paying clients that want personalized advice and/or an accountability partner. Also no ads.
save_the_rocks 10y ago
I guess my question is do you try to receive payment before or after the skype consult? It seems that lifestyle coaching might be hard to collect payment for online.
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What kind of illustration/editing are we talking about? I'm a visual artist.
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Yes, of course. Do you have an e-mail or can I use Reddit for that?
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redpilldiscourse 10y ago
I second the patreon suggestion.
mechdemon 10y ago
Need to be careful though - if an SJW gets wind of it they may petition patreon to take your account offline.
redpilldiscourse 10y ago
Petition Patreon to take your account down? For doing what? Helping people?
What in the actual fuck?
mechdemon 10y ago
for being part of a 'hate group' i.e. not a member of the hugbox. They did that sort of thing to gamergate supporters under 'harassment' rules, but allowed anti-GG people who supported harassment and dox to keep their accounts - massive double standard.
Opisdf 10y ago
Fellow Ruski bro here, love your posts
herewehoagain 10y ago
Got a website? I don't fuck with Twitter.
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herewehoagain 10y ago
Oh snapsies. I didn't even read who OP was. Thanks!
Neburel 10y ago
I'm hispanic, or so the federal government says I am, and I'm a quarter Cuban, and I found this to be hilarious.
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watersign 10y ago
spanish girls love to be degraded