Normally I would post with my usual account, but I need to use this account because the inspiration came from something only a mod would have seen. I don’t want to out myself, but trust me, we’ve all chatted many times before. Pretend I’m not a mod until I get to the menacing part at the end.

I want to clarify something about Rule Zero—the guiding principle of The Red Pill.

“TRP's mission is to discuss men's identity, sexual strategy, and options in the context of our current global culture for the benefit of men.” Our mission is not discussing ejaculatory strategy. It isn’t discussing masturbation strategy. It isn’t discussing “I found a novel way to fuck a cantaloupe” strategy. It is sexual strategy—the congress between a human male and a human female (read the super important note below).

So what is my least favorite way to utilize red pill knowledge? To fuck rubber. Numerous people and no doubt their sock puppets attempted to post about the future of sex dolls and how wonderful this is for us. No. It may be wonderful for you if you want to check out of the human race, litter your mother’s basement with anime art and rubber orifices, and ejaculate to your hearts content in between courses of Doritos and Mac N Cheese. I refuse to surrender my humanity and my drive to stick my cock into a live human female because it’s just too darn hard.

If you want to bitch about feminists and dance with glee that they can be replaced by a blob of rubber, there is no reason to post here. There are several orders of magnitude more subreddits that will help you ejaculate without a human female than there are subreddits concerned with achieving enough status where you could actually ejaculate into a human female. Of course, that should be concerning in itself, but we will save that topic for another day. Go to these other places and have your happy jizz dance. Meanwhile, guys like me will take care of fucking the feminists, because they too are human females in between their pussy hat marches and pronoun poetry readings.

You want shit to be easy? Go fuck rubber.

I know a guy that collects rubber dolls to fuck. His wife sews sexy clothes for them. He tells me he hates it, but it is a fetish he can’t shake. You see, this guy is not taking the easy path; he has this grinding desire that bathes him in self-loathing and he forces feeds it to himself to keep his sanity. I talked to his wife about it: she loves it. They still have sex and swears she likes it—but only once or maybe twice a week. The dolls allow him to have his level of sex drive while she gets to keep her level of sex drive. The Red Pill aware know what this really means: this is duty sex for the sake of comfort and commitment, but it works for them.

If it works for you, then do it. Just don’t pretend it is something it isn’t. You aren’t sticking it to feminism. You haven’t hacked life. You aren’t putting those dirty liberal hippies in their place (they almost always like it rough, btw). You have not found the easy button. You swallowed the blue pill and enjoyed it. Eat that steak, camper. You do you.

More girls for me.

Super important note: Please do not read this as me having a problem with gays or that there is nothing they can learn or offer here. Just like I don’t have enough time in my days to learn all your pronouns, I just don’t have time to be sensitive to every lifestyle and still get to my point. Literalists and statists are welcome to fuck off.

Menacing part: If you post about fucking rubber, I’m going to ban you. I won’t have to remove your post, because automod is going to do that for me. Thankfully there are a lot of TRP men that really don’t want to discuss fucking rubber.