Was vidcalling the gf and talking about stress lesions and she was going on and on and on about moisturizer and i couldnt take it anymore so i said im going to sleep
She got sad and asked if i was going to sleep just to shut her up
At first i said no and some half assed attempt at an excuse before ending but then i remembered how im trash at teasing so i went back and texted her something cheeky like 'why did u make me think of a ball gag just now, now I'm horny'
then she said 'hmmm???' then silence and sent me nudes like 5 minutes later (she was going to shower anyway)
i cannot tell if my feeble attempt at teasing worked or if she misinterpreted it altogether and i accidentally failed upwards
Please advise
coolsocks00 1 3mo ago
You’re needy, thats the issue here. You need the interaction to work out and so behave with your GF as your mental point of origin.
These comments arent very helpful, but the above is the gist of it.
As long as she’s not in a truly depressed and vulnerable state, the answer to this question is always YES.
Because it’s true, funny, and shows you’re not a needy bloop.
kv2_0833 3mo ago
what the fuck
financehardo420 3mo ago
I second this
ogrilla99 3mo ago
I third this
UnhappyAttemptori 3mo ago
Please explain
financehardo420 3mo ago
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Testme 3mo ago
Please read the sidebar and make an effort to do research before asking beginner questions.
Don't talk about your medical infirmities with a girl ever. She is not your doctor. Secondly, never say shit like "I'm horny" even in joking, because it comes off as sexually needy. The fact that she sent you nudes means nothing. When you express a dick motivated sentiment she WILL lose respect for you, even when it seems like she is not.
oowiw 3mo ago
"When you express a dick motivated sentiment she WILL lose respect for you"
Agree with the rest but not so sure about this part, I've had good results from telling women what my dick wants, so I think it must be contextual. I'd never say "I'm horny" though, more along the lines of "next time I see you __, so be ready." A strategic sext here and there gets them fantasizing about you.
coolsocks00 1 3mo ago
This guy has some weird ass takes so take it with a teaspoon of salt
This is another case of that
Testme 3mo ago
It's a very simple principle: if a woman detects that a guy makes decisions based on his desire for sex (or any other similar indulgent pleasure) then she will lose respect for him.
Even though a girl may seem to react positively to dick think type statements, that is just what is going on the surface. Inside she is thinking "this guy is controlled by his desire for sex" and that leads to a loss of respect.