3d ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Vermillion-Rx (because I am perpetually 11 years old)
"Clark, do you remember that night when you flew me over the stadium so we could watch the superbowl, and then we made love in the clouds?"
"Why yes Lois, what about it?"
"When you pulled out were we still above the stadium?"
3d ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
OK incels, listen up. A lot of you need to touch some grass, and because I am an altruist and truly sympathize with you little shits, I've gathered some fresh grass for you. Touch these points and you'll be unable to hate women after.
- Your Mom, Your Sister, Your Grandma
- No bank accounts, foot binding!
- Marie Curie, IYKYK
3d ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Typo-MAGAshiv "See the thing is, I already shared my emotions with someone else, and I don't know where she went and now I can't get them back. But if I still had them, trust me, they'd be yours."
3d ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Vermillion-Rx "it was a terrible day and to top it all off on my way home a bird shat right on my head, not a pigeon either, something big - maybe a seagull :("
No, that thug she left with took my frame with him :(
4d ago TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
@Vermillion-Rx it's very hard to recover your frame, I'll be honest with you - most people will never see their frame again - did you write down it's serial # or can you find out what it was?
I have to consciously try not to mog people in conversations for a variety of reasons. Sometimes I laugh randomly because I thought of something funny but too biting to say. When I do end up conversationally mogging people, either because I'm drunk, or they're being rude, or I'm just getting too comfortable, it usually plays great with women - and it's harder to keep an excellent mog in my head if there's a woman to be the audience...
Instead I try to win conversational points doing the opposite - being the facilitator, getting people out of their shells, asking questions that let them show off, etc. I find women are quite good at noticing when you do that and it earns points too, with higher quality women than the ones who enjoy a good put down.
If you also have to resist saying 80% of what goes through your head, let me recommend the show Succession, they say it out loud so we don't have to - the show is basically nonstop conversational mogging of the highest level start to end.
Read More@oowiw Dude you think you found a problem you can blame anything on. NO. You are also broke, not in shape, and boring. You can try to gain height. Good luck.
@oowiw If you will l care about that your dick will not get hard anyway.