This coworker is a cute stoner chick. At work I don't flirt with the girls because most of them are 4s. A guy coworker told me they all think I'm flirting with them which is laughable lol. I make them laugh and the convo's a vibe, but there's no flirting.

Anyways I saw cute coworker girl at school today and called her over to talk. She asked if I'd quit, and explained that it wasn't because she missed me or was thinking of me (can't remember which). So I teased her for missing me saying she'd been "journaling about where I could've gone.

Doubled down on the tease and eventually convo went to me being a douchebag. She doesn't know any other way to flirt or tease imo. I just doubled down "yeah, I'm a doughebag. I'm also an asshole, I mean my name's N____ after all!"

her: yeah! and I know this other guy named N_____ but he gets the pass.

More talk about me being an asshole, to which I did the easiest agree and amplify ever. A couple of girls have used that on me lately.

I tried to to make the convo a little more man to woman or something. I asked about her hair and think I said it suits her. Then I sent her on her way.

Is gaming her to close for a date a good idea tomorrow?