really hot slut; also major slut.
. Sees my glorious biceps at the bar and immediately glues herself to them till her and all her friends bout to go home. Tried to get her to “come see my dog” and she said maybe not to.
Tells me she started an onlyfans and is only ducking if it’s on camera. Got the snap and today she just asked me if I have porn dick.
… sadly i wasn’t blessed w porn dick; The good lord decided to make me a 5”8 king with a 6” schlong but it’s very fucking good at what it does.
What do I say? “Come find out ;)” “That’s for you to find out; [insert address] be here @ 5”
mattyanon Admin 1y ago
This girl is a lost cause, give it up
financehardo420 1y ago
Update: that whore is coming over tonight to pregame lmaooo n she’s bringing me booze I’m totes getting laid tn
mattyanon Admin 1y ago
So...... did ya? :)
financehardo420 1y ago
Hahahaha surprisingly still nah buuut…
Scooped up a dimeeee blonde; slim waist perfect ass. She was getting hit on by like 6 dudes and I just rolled in there right before bar close asking to hit her ecig; took her home and marathon fucked the entire weekend; pretty sure she’s in love w me now lmaoooo
financehardo420 1y ago
she’s def a major cocktease. shes def hot but as they say… juice not worth the squeeze plenty of other birds out there
Big-Dan 1y ago
I like what you're thinking but I would go even simpler. 1st text: "Come find out ;)" 2nd text: "Let do 5 pm, [address]"
I also have a 6'' dick and it's never been a problem. I've even had girls tell me I have a big dick lol. They really don't care that much, it's about being confident and using it right. There are dudes out there with much smaller dicks still slaying so don't even trip
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1y ago
Same, roughly 5.5"-6". I really don't understand why some girls say it's "big" when it's not. Maybe it just feels big when you hit the right spots, but for real, how is their perception of dick size so bad? Unless most guys they bang are like 4".
I don't understand it at all, but I'm not complaining. if it's big to them, then who am I to stop them from believing that?
Skev77 1y ago
I’m also 6 and girthy not unbelievably girthy tho. And I’ve been told that I had a big dick since elementary school. “Nah you can’t put that in me wtf” “why is it so big, go slow”. I’ve come to the realization that if you masculine and she’s into you- a 3in pecker would look above average.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1y ago
I've read about a thing called "girl inches"
Apparently girls add inches from either poor measurement skills or from guys lying about the length etc
TheRedPike 1y ago
Those inches magically disappear the second you break up.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1y ago
I think it depends on whether she misses your dick or not
financehardo420 1y ago
Lmao she’s being adamant on the dick pic I’m kinda sus. Think I’m gonna say fuck it throw some googly eyes and just fucking send it. She‘Ll laugh her ass off then give me cheeks
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1y ago
I don't trust anyone with nudes. You assume whatever risk you do with this
financehardo420 1y ago
Ended up going to arts n crafts store. Grabbed a mini crown for it too lmfaooo she loved it. Tbh highly recommend. End of the day she asked for the dick pic lol like what’s the worst that can happen?
Sending it Willy Nilly ig could potentially be perceived negatively. But if it somehow leaked to the world that I once sent a dick pic with a mini crown, some googly eyes and a smiley face on it I don’t think anyone could possibly not laugh ab it
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whytehorse2021 1y ago
Dude you're only 5'8"? You gotta go shut all these short guys up that complain they can't get women due to their height.
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financehardo420 1y ago
Can’t control your height but you can control how you look/carry yourself etc
whytehorse2021 1y ago
Haha dude you're a manlet, lol.
Gurren843 1y ago
I got a friend whose black and 5’3”, but my man killing it out there. Manlets get pussy too, height just makes it easier to get pussy, it’s not a requirement my guy. All you need is some confidence, be decent looking, and make sure the women know you’re throwing around your manly dominance like it ain’t shit.
This is coming from someone whose 6’2” with 28 inch shoulders, so I ain’t being biased and just saying that.
financehardo420 1y ago
This lil manlet is on his way to meet one of the hottest sluts at the bar and rail her brains out. Shit test passed; time to rearrange some guts
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financehardo420 1y ago
Bro yes but not her smfh. She asked me to come meet her at the bar; I pull up and this whore starts talking to other dudes in front of me and then fucks off. She saw me spit game to at least 3 or 4 other dimes before finally leaving w one and as far as I can tell she went home with her friends hahahah
whytehorse2021 1y ago
So basically she saw you're short and you went home with the fat chick... hehe jk
financehardo420 1y ago
Lemme tell ya girls do not fucking like it when you chat them up and then start chatting up another one lmfaoooo
whytehorse2021 1y ago
Yeah basically doing the same thing they do. You should see how riled up they get when they learn about plate theory, which is just dating like women do.
roblox_porn_addict 1y ago
I find this very hard to believe TBH
financehardo420 1y ago
Swear on my life but tbh too good to be true we still haven’t FUCKED
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financehardo420 1y ago
Hahahah shoulda said let’s run it no fucks. Most only fans sluts got what like 50-80 horny cucks; no chance any of me have any impact to ur life