really hot slut; also major slut.

. Sees my glorious biceps at the bar and immediately glues herself to them till her and all her friends bout to go home. Tried to get her to “come see my dog” and she said maybe not to.

Tells me she started an onlyfans and is only ducking if it’s on camera. Got the snap and today she just asked me if I have porn dick.

… sadly i wasn’t blessed w porn dick; The good lord decided to make me a 5”8 king with a 6” schlong but it’s very fucking good at what it does.

What do I say? “Come find out ;)” “That’s for you to find out; [insert address] be here @ 5”