If you go to any online fitness forum and ask what is the best exercise routine for a novice, you will immediately be told to do Mark Tippetoe's Starting Strength or some variation thereof. Compound exercises are the fastest way to gain muscle, therefore, a person trying to gain muscle as quickly as possible should chose an exercise routine comprised primarily of compound exercises. Sounds logical right? Well it's not because it is assumed that you can safely and correctly perform compound exercises. That's a pretty big assumption because if it turns out that you actually can't perform the exercises correctly, you are going to be on the express train to Snap City. The meat of the program: squat and deadlift can break your back worse than a blue haired family law judge.

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The problem with Starting Strength as a blanket prescription is that its original intended demographic are high school and college athletes (mostly football players), not sendentary adults and not Reddit internet nerds. Athletes are special because they are selected for their athleticism. They have better genetics. Fewer muscular imbalances and postural deficiencies. They learn movement patterns more rapidly. They recover more quickly. Finally, they are psychologically acclimated to physical exertion. Eighty percent of the Red Pill does not fit this description, which is why Starting Strength can absolutely fuck their shit up.

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The first thing any half competent coach will do upon meeting a new client is figure out how much of a liability he is. Snap City is a frequent destination for those lacking in preparation. The last thing any fitness professional wants to do is put a loaded barbell on Quasimodo's back. The Functional Movement Screen, is the primary mechanism by which coaches figure out how their clients are fucked up and what needs to be done about it. For most of the people reading this, their Overhead Squat Assessment is going to look something like this. Now if you're the kind of person that finds Chinese construction standards to be satisfactory: Congratulations, you are ready to max out. Load that unstable structure. Spinal Jenga, let's do it!

- If however you have some semblance of respect for your spinal integrity and aren't pursuing the elderly Russian grandmother aesthetic, we have some work to do. How much and what kind of work depends on the individual. Generally speaking, you're going to need mobility movements to fix your anterior rotated shoulders, a combination of mobility and strength to unfuck your collapsing hips, and probably some painful myofascial release performed with a Lacrosse ball. Corrective exercise is a deep and comprehensive topic however the easiest way to develop a good working knowledge is to buy Becoming a Supple Leopard and binge watch Kelly Starlett.

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The next thing you'll need to fix is your cardio and coordination. There is nothing more dangerous than an uncoordinated person fumbling about with heavy weight. Not only are you a hazard to yourself but your inability to properly utilize your muscles greatly diminishes the effectiveness of your isolation and accessory work. If you are cardio deconditioned, your shortness of breath will greatly impend your ability to perform at the high work capacities that Starting Strength prescribes. You have a range of options, however the best solutions are recreational sports, hiking or plyometrics.

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Finally and perhaps most importantly is the issue of diet. Every exercise program is going to create metabolic demands. If you are unable to meet those demands your progression and recovery will be compromised potentially leading to overtraining, injury and exhaustion induced depression. For the majority of people here chicken rice and tupperware is the solution, given the constraints of their finances. The only way to ensure nutritional consistency is to plan ahead. Also I would recommend that you purchase a cheap centripetal juicer and consume a glass of green juice ever day. Most people don't get an adequate amount of fiber and vegetables in their diets. It has been my experience that my clients that incorporate vegetable juice into their fitness regemine achieve rapid recomposition in as little as two months.

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In conclusion, Mark Tippetoe's Starting Strength is a great routine that I highly recommend if you are ready for it. If not your best course of action is to spend a couple months fixing your posture, improving your conditioning and acclimating yourself to a healthy balanced diet. In the meantime, you should switch to a lower risk bodybuilding bro split until you can safely perform compound movements at moderate weight. Be swell and strong my legionnaires of misogyny and don't let the Gains Goblins drag you to Snap City.

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