Horse girls are crazy cat ladies with more money.

Horses are gigantic babies that can make them orgasm without having their number.

Femininity solved. The rest of their existence becomes irrelevant.

Love me an equestrian.

Crazy enough to be sluts in the sheets, but without the daddy issues and BPD.

Crazy, yes. Good BJs, yes. Marriage material, eh...

I think it has something to do with the feminine attempting to tame the masculine and literally developing an obsession over it.

Horses at the asshole boyfriends that can't leave the girl and ignore her text messages.

Live across from a C-level actress (she usually plays the hot piece of ass who has a story arc for 2-3 episodes, then gets written off the sitcom, etc) in Los Angeles. Went on a couple dates when she first moved in that went absolutely nowhere. One big reason why?

Over lunch one day she "confessed" that she calls a pet psychic weekly to get updates on the emotional and mental state of her pet horse that resides at her parent's place in Pennsylvania.

A pet psychic.

Weekly.

I was an exchange student where my host-sister was a spoiled horseriding girl. She broke up with her boyfriend a couple of days before I arrived in their family and then tried and get it with me for the first couple of months. When she realized I didn't want her she turned into a stone cold bitch and didn't ever greet me or talked to me for the remaining time of my exchange year.

No idea why this is. But it is. Oddly enough, normal girls are rather afraid of horses, and avoid them if at all possible.

I have a suspicion that it's often simply autism (that's highly undiagnosed in girls)

This doc is an hour but I found it fascinating.

https://vimeo.com/199745757

There's often a lot of boy obsession as well. Think Tina from Bobs Burgers.

This by far is the most entertaining thread on asktrp. -the city dude

Bro they are all insane. Fucking nuts. A girl I went to school with took her graduation and senior pictures with her horse. She uploaded every picture to instagram and has 50 pictures on instagram of a single day with her horse while she's posing with it. They are all absolutely bat-shit crazy.

I've plated 3 horse girls. 1 being a casual rider and 1 being professional jumper and the other a professional barrel racer.

The casual rider was a spoiled rich girl who abuses opiate pills and the jumper was a hippie chick that didn't give a fuck about anything in life except her horse. She was very involved in the breeding business on her parents farm where they made so much money selling stallion sperm. Sometimes I wonder if having to hold the giant fake horse vagina and collecting sperm fucked her up.

And last was the Barrel girl. She rides rodeos. She's around REAL cowboys with REAL money. Ever heard how the Olympics are just giant orgys for the athletes? That's how I felt the rodeo was when I went with her. A bunch of young, in shape southern kids with a nice trucks and ATVs and giant coach buses. Every night after the races it was party time. County music and fire ball whiskey.

I slept with a lot of women and to this day I still think that barrel girl was the biggest slut I've ever been with.

She just hates you because you're not a horse. Don't take it personally.

I grew up in a rural part of Germany. Out of ~15 girls in my class about 10 were horse girls. They all have a screw loose. Met some more horse girls later on in my life and there definitely is a correlation. I did not even know the horse girl meme but that shit got confirmed throughout my life by several other dudes, which dealt with horse girls ;^)

Idk. But my cousin is a horse girl. She's also a former stripper and has 3 kids from 3 different men and has custody of non of them. Barely has money for anything but her horses sure as hell have everything they need.

Is there a legit reason behind this conundrum?

My Dad calls it the "My Little Pony syndrome".

My family has a horse barn on the main property. Aside from the permanent horses my parents also buy horses from Europe to import and have my sister train, then re-sell at a large profit here in the states.

Anyway there are a few contributing factors.

Most of the parents of these girls are pretty crazy to begin with. The mothers especially are the "real housewives" kind of women and there is often a lot of drama between them, using their girls as tools in a never ending quest to tryin' one up their frenemies.

Add this in with the whole living a privileged life and being treated like a princess due to money and you're already pre-disposed to being a little crazy.

The biggest factor though that most people aren't aware of, and explains their behavior in bed?

The girls are taught to BEAT the horses.

If the horse doesn't cooperate or do what you want? You hit it.

My sister will regularly punch a horse in the neck and even bite them if they don't cooperate.

I asked her about the biting in-particular, and she said that horses understand biting as a form of showing dominance.

The girls are taught these things before they are even teenagers, that to get what you want from this massive animal who's bigger and stronger than you, you need to physically beat it.

How do you think that translates into how they treat men who are also bigger and stronger? Same shit, they have no inhibitions about getting aggressive with you.

Side tip while we're talking about horses. If you can, get a picture of you with a horse and put it on your tinder.

1 horse girl under my belt. All it took. Stalker for the good dick.

Wow never noticed this. I used to bang 3 girls who rode horses. All 3 were bat Shit crazy. I think you're onto something

My uncle has always had horses and when I was a kid and his strongest horse still had a lot of vitality my baby sitter at the time was a horse girl.

It was a lot of years ago but people still talk about how she would go off to these Rodeos and stay for 3 or 4 extra days after it's over. She always came back all bruised up and said it was from riding or she fell off. How that produces a lot of finger sized bruises I don't know.

Eventually she started getting older and had a preemie born with chlamydia on it's face. She cried and blamed him for it. As far as I know now she sits in her parents house collecting child support from the guy and several others she also had children with.

My uncle told me he thought she jerked the horse off because she would spend A LOT of time in the stall with him. She would be out of site and you could see the horse looking all wide eyed and shit. Lol

Horse is still alive today and doing extremely well. Got jerked off by a hot blonde human chick. He had a good life.

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I know a girl who hits the trifecta of crazy , loves horses ( used to hang out at a tack shop) , into high horsepower muscle cars , and 3 kids with 3 different guys ....

Fucks like a pornstar though , good thing I got away from her ...

Horses are expensive as fuck and take so much time to care for. So theirs literally no time for shit else. So horse girls don't really care about anything else which makes they crazy after some time. I'm not a psychiatrist though, just what I think.

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There are a few theories on this. My personal theory is that the horse represents what they want but could never have in a man. Trustworthy but unpredictable, strong but gentle, silent and mysterious. Plus look at those horse gains. If only I could have quads like a horse ????????????.

Brb going to breed with a horse.

I live in a rural area and I've met my fair share of horse girls. Not living in a place with a whole lot of people tends to leave you on your own devices more than you'd like if you're not "all about the community" and shit, and I hate to rely on stereotypes to analyse the truth, but yeah, horse girls are all in their own world full of sweeping plains and horse dick. Social isolation + living in a fantasy world + big, strong horses = horse girl.

I'm gonna plate me a few of them. They waste no time in dolling themselves up, are shameless about being sluts and tend to have fantastic asses. They also own like forty different pairs of jeans and lingerie, so there's plenty of stuff for them to wear for my viewing pleasure.