Stupid but hilarious, oh well
New girl left her panties at my place after fucking
This morning I see one on the floor in my room and snap her a picture saying “ I found it “
She snaps me back “ that one is not mine”. Haven’t replied yet
I look around more and yes, this was a regular plates panties that usually has a habit of leaving her bra also.
Well fuck, how should I react to this ? I was looking to add this new girl as a plate but does this change the dynamics
Thanks
waynebradysworld 5y ago
"oopsie"
Peter_B_Long 5y ago
"Sorry I think those are your mom's"
"Sorry I think those are your grandma's"
"My bad I think those are my wife's"
"My bad I think those are my husband's"
"Nevermind, I forgot that I wore these last night"
I always give my guests a hard time when they leave something, accidental or not. I had a girl leave a hair clip in my room and I sent her a picture saying, "Is this your way of getting invited over again?
This past Saturday my guest said that she couldn't find her ring (not wedding lol) and she was certain that she brought it when she came over. I busted her balls and said very sarcastically, "okaaaay. You just happened to lose your ring. I'm pretty sure you planted it somewhere for the next girl to see it"
zboo1h 5y ago
Don't react to it. It isn't important at all. Just let it roll off you.
Metalgear222 5y ago
Unintentionally tried to return the wrong pair of panties to a plate once, she feigned being pissed about it then proceeded to give me a mind-blowing blow job. They're so damn competitive.
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Ocdriddenman 5y ago
Why would any female leave her underwear behind? Do people really forget to put on their underwear after a night of sex? I've never forgotten to put on my underwear. Seems a bit of a story this one
ohmeingott22 5y ago
I've had it happen quite a few times. One even bothered to take them off while using (or pretending to use) the toilet and then carefully buried them in my laundry basket.
They do it to either mark their territory or have an excuse to come back.
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Did this but with a couple black dresses left at my house. Well done.
VickVaseline 5y ago
You should be giving advice here, not asking for it lol
MagnumBurrito 5y ago
Accidental alpha
ATrashMan 5y ago
underrated
bruiser18 5y ago
How can a girl leave without wearing underwear lol wtf
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Shush now this definitely happened
infamous3238 5y ago
Yeah this was my thought. I’ve never had a girl “forget” her panties. They’ve left plenty of earrings, bracelets and other trinkets, but never panties.
dongpal 5y ago
lmao you accidentally showed abundance
FwoGiZ 5y ago
Shit like that happens to me all the time... I'll can't for the life of me remember which movie I watched with who so it gets awkward haha
Earrings is a big one... actually happened last weekend.. then same girl left her freaking sandals yesterday.
The funniest is I'm big on blondes and have blonde's shampoo in my shower and always joke about it haha
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I gotta do this
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You're on fire, don't sweat it... the only mistake you made was squandering your time second-guessing yourself with this post. It may be worth considering, however, that there has never been a bitch born who ever 'accidentally' left her gear anywhere... sometimes this is a basic shit-test, sometimes it is merely base territoriality. Regardless, in the unlikely event that she turfs you for your 'sins', this is exactly the kind of shit that makes her friends want to fuck you. Victory.
XT3M3 5y ago
she now loves you....
you fucked up kid...
nah but seriously she more turned on now that she knows there's other girls. play that how you want.
ppanthero 5y ago
Will make this new girl even more attracted to you. Just be playful and joke about it. Like the “lost and found“ comment.
Da_RectumWrecker 5y ago
Oh god I have made this same mistake a few times before. Don't acknowledge it any further. Just carry on like nothing happened.
swimminginblue 5y ago
How did it turn out ?
Da_RectumWrecker 5y ago
It was never an issue. One time the more brazen girls made a joke about it that went something along the lines of how she knows she can't act up or try to make me jealous because I'll just replace her with one of the bitches swarming around my place. I don't remember exactly how she put it, but it was funny af.
adam_varg 5y ago
She will seize it as opportunity to press for upgrade or get some juicy drama. If it doesn't happen now she is saving it for later.
look_good 5y ago
act as if it never happened. if she ever brings it up, game her, have fun w it. doesn't really matter what u say, just don't let it get serious.
88Will88 5y ago
I fail to see a problem here. Your SMV just jumped 2 points in her opinion.
ppanthero 5y ago
Thats the right answer.
DiggerClam 5y ago
Back in the lost & found basket for these then
SemenMoustache 5y ago
Hahahaha. You guys are quality sometimes
Whisper Moderator 5y ago
You did brilliantly.
Now ask her what hers looked like.
Auvergnat 5y ago
LOL. I'm definitely taking note of OP's awesome involuntary trick and that awesome come-back for my personal use.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Threesome.
Lyxeka 5y ago
you and your threesomes smh
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Dudes have to learn to think outside of the box....
Lyxeka 5y ago
Vasiliy, tell me from your experience, is it possible to seduce two girls at once on the first meeting? say youre flirting with two different girls, suggest they both come over two your place, kino both of them like you do this kind of thing every night, bam. I'm seriously considering trying this after I move into this nice place im looking at right now, got any advice?
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Possible? Yes, but....
They have to both be bi or bi-curious, you have to normalize it for them and you have to catch them at the right time. Isolate, get some booze in them (like the "enough to loosen them up" amount, not a "rapey" amount), get them talking about their fantasies, and if they are both bi or bi-curious get them kissing each other. Have a bottle of wine together and then play "spin the bottle" with just the three of you. Be creative.
Lyxeka 5y ago
brilliant! thank you
MentORPHEUS Senior Endorsed 5y ago
...and think their way inside of two.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Or more.
Bruchibre 5y ago
Looks like you've scored some points to the plate game :)
Just laugh it out, "Oooops sorry" should do the job
seiretnemeS 5y ago
Never say this fucking word unless you've seriously shit the bed.
ppanthero 5y ago
There is a difference between “ooooops, sorry... ????“ and “i am so sorry, please forgive me ????“.
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seiretnemeS 5y ago
Don't back pedal. An "oops" isn't what your original comment stated, nor was using sarcasm.
Keep apologizing, especially over text and report back on how well you're doing with women.
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Borsao66 5y ago
Oh... You want these too then?
dotwav2mpfree 5y ago
Lmfao
nummas 5y ago
Haha, Gold. Done something similar with a bra I found in my room once. Think nothing of it. Laugh it off. You are not exclusive so you have nothing to apologise for.
kendallb183 5y ago
It's not what you say from here, it's your attitude that matters. Dont apologize or appear apologetic. Own it and make it a joke.
curbsidelawyer 5y ago
lol.
never let a bitch leave anything at your house my guy...it starts with bras & panties bt usually ends with clothes & shoes.
then before you know it, she’s moving in !
RedPilledRoaster 5y ago
Actually I’m fine with it personally... easy indicator of abundance
Auvergnat 5y ago
There are a couple of bobby pins on my bedside table, left there by a girl a long while ago. I keep them there permanently. Absolutely vital accessories, subtly but quite clearly communicating preselection, abundance, and my complete disinterest in commitment.
infamous3238 5y ago
Brilliant. What do you say when girls point them out?
Auvergnat 5y ago
Not one ever did
curbsidelawyer 5y ago
i personally feel like “abundance” is simply knowing rather than showing.
it’s akin to telling everyone that you’re an Alpha as oppose to showing that you’re one.
RedPilledRoaster 5y ago
You completely misinterpreted the point of my comment.
curbsidelawyer 5y ago
perhaps i did.
adam_varg 5y ago
not perhaps, you did
boy_named_su 5y ago
this is known as the "Costanza Leave-Behind":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDjt9DRPhCI
Zahlix 5y ago
Costanza is an amazing human being. In many ways I believe he is the literal female hamster. There is a tiny Costanza in every girls mind justifying and rationalizing everything she does.
curbsidelawyer 5y ago
LOL !
aaaGreg 5y ago
Living the dream ????