You have time.

Start now. Get on a basic fitness program & start losing the weight. Go on a walk and clear your head. Remember, for as long as you are alive, you have a chance.

Here's a list of common thinking errors humans make, also known as cognitive distortions:

• All-or-Nothing Thinking: Seeing things in extremes, like "perfect" or "failure," with no shades of gray in between.

• Overgeneralization: Taking one negative experience and applying it to everything, like "I messed up this presentation, I'm bad at public speaking."

• Mental Filter: Focusing only on the negative aspects of a situation and ignoring the positive.

• Discounting the Positive: Brushing aside positive experiences or compliments as not important.

• Mind Reading: Assuming you know what others are thinking, often in a negative light, like "They think I'm boring."

• Fortune Telling: Predicting the future in a negative way, like "I'm going to bomb this interview."

• Magnification or Minimization: Blowing things out of proportion (magnification) or making them seem less important than they are (minimization).

• Emotional Reasoning: Believing your emotions reflect reality, like "I feel like a loser, therefore I must be a loser."

• Should Statements: Holding yourself or others to rigid, unrealistic standards, like "I should be able to do this perfectly."

• Fallacy of Fairness: Believing that everything should be fair, and getting upset when it's not.

• Blaming: Taking responsibility for everything, even when it's not your fault, or blaming others for your own shortcomings.

• Shoulding on Others: Believing you can control others through "should" statements, like "They shouldn't have made me feel this way."

• Heaven's Reward Fallacy: Believing that good things will happen to you just because you are good, or bad things will happen to bad people.

• Hopelessness: Feeling like there's no way out of a negative situation.

• Always Being Right: Needing to be right all the time and having difficulty admitting mistakes.

• Fallacy of Change: Assuming people can easily change to suit your needs, or that you can change yourself completely.

• Control Fallacies: Feeling a strong need to control everything or believing you have no control at all.

It's important to remember that everyone makes these thinking errors sometimes. The key is to be aware of them and learn to challenge them with more realistic and helpful thoughts.

Look man, I hope you're being serious but you're gonna use slang abbreviations of words whilst on the verge of being suicidal with "6669" in your username and talking about respawning?

Dude. Fucks sake, come the fuck on... how are we supposed to take you seriously when you don't even take yourself seriously.

Just looking at this wall of problems, assuming you're actually serious underneath it all and that I'm giving an actually suicidal person advice, you have described numerous problems you should target immediately.

First of all stop drinking. Probably a huge correlation between that and getting fired a lot and also being fat and depressed.

Secondly. Stop burning and or fucking up your bridges in your life so that you actually have somewhere to stay while you get a couple paychecks.

disqualifies me for a large majority of women.

Third. You have bigger problems than women. You need a stable income and stable living situation. That immediately eliminates most women but being short doesn't. Being fat you can fix. Met plenty of successful short men but you have far more serious issues.

I'll be 50 by the time I ever get it together, and that's probably me being some kind of department manager at lowe's or some shit.

You could have a stable apartment/roommate in 2-3 months of you stopped fucking up.

The only thing I have to my name is a real estate license

Well so you could be making big bucks with a skill and license you already have if you had your life together

Where is your accountability in all this?

Saying "I just suck at everything" isn't being accountable, its an attribution error. Much like telling a child "you're a bad kid" when they do something you don't like... It's not that the whole child is bad - only the specific action.

What I'm getting at, is that YOU are not a fuck up, but you have fucked up. We all have.

So what specific actions have gotten you fired? How do you fix them?

It Doesn't take 20 years to get your shit together, and it sounds like if you can pull your head out of your own ass, you could land in a trade apprenticeship in no time making good money.

You are not a fuck up, but you have fucked up. Identify those fuck ups, learn from them, and move forward. Don't become a statistic.

Not really a RP type of question/issue.

Do you have any skills? Good at anything? Enjoy any type of work?

Stop putting people down, someone who's the dept manager at Lowe's is not a low life. I respect everyone who actually works for a living.

Who I don't respect is people who live off the system or their family.

In the meantime get a job and stick with it. Stop F'in around. Stop wasting your money drinking you can't afford it.

Get yourself in shape, Lose weight and start working out.

You can complain and say life isn't fair

or

You can stop bitchin and get to work

One thing to keep in mind: thinksnthat come to your mind (i.e. your perspective) changes when your situation changes. The more you implement the changes towards stability that others have offered, the more opportunities will seem viable. That's a way to escape the despair spiral. It may not aeem bright today, (or even tomorrow), but it will, eventually, if you keep on an improvement track.

Monk mode for a couple years, stop thinking about pussy,stop doing it for the pussy.Love your family as they are supporting you as much as they can. The realtor thing sounds good enough to invest some time on it, it can be profitable enough to get your legs out of the mud.

Just stop doing stuff for either women or to be an alpha dog. Be the best you can be,you're still young