I don't think it's an unreasonable request by a woman. There is a point where you have to stop treating everything as four-dimensional chess.

If you feel the compulsion to turn it back on her, try something like, "Okay, mom. Made it home safe with no STDs."

The poor girl is just worried about you. I dont think its a test to make sure you went home or not, because she knows you can send that text from anywhere.

It really depends on the girl and the situation. Sometimes it makes sense to say "I'm home. night" and sometimes you don't say anything.

Sometimes you say "got attacked by wolves. killed the leader and they put me in charge. can't hangout friday" as a sarcastic response to her interest in your safety.

Just trust your gut.

sometimes you guys go too far with this shit. just send her a text it takes 2 seconds.

one time i was at a party. one of the girls at this party had a huge crush on me but was dating some lame bluepill beta. i got kinda wasted and went home to pass out. that girl told me to text her when i got home safe. when i woke up i had 37 texts and 19 voice mails from this one chick where she was going crazy and bawling like a baby because she was worried i was dead or something. and i had a ton of messages from other friends who were also at the party asking me wtf was going on because the girl was flipping out and her boyfriend couldn't get her to calm down

Dude, if she files a missing persons report, it's a major IOI!

You're reading too much into this.

A girl caring for you isn't a shit-test.

You can text her back something like "Kidnapped by aliens" or something funny....Always be gaming.

I usually say the same thing: "Text me when you get home so I know you weren't kidnapped".

I think the problem with a lot of guys here...myself included is when you discover game and The Red Pill...you're terrified of appearing less than manly...beta...weak.

It's not about one text...it's about a whole attitude.

text her 5 minutes later that "Had a fun, sleep well" and ignore any other text from her that night. First you are not in her frame, second she thinks Wtf is he doing now?

Jesus christ just text her when you get home. "Home sweet home"

I used to get this from a plate all the time. I too thought it was possibly a shit test, but I'm still not sure.

Unless it's my mother, I'd just tell her that I don't do that. It's not an alpha thing, it's just a personal preference. I don't like people trying to mother me. In any case, what a pointless exercise. In the overwhelmingly unlikely scenario that something happens to me there's nothing she can do about it.

Do what you want.

"Ok, MOM" with a shit eating grin.

I just say, "okay mommy. Can I have ice cream too?" Then I don't text her anything.