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The case of the Palm Springs IVF clinic bomber is becoming a bizarre rabbit hole. The guy legit LOOKS like a Wikipedia entry for "Incel." Father checked out 10+ years ago, obsessed with death, had an online GF who recently went through with assisted suicide, hated life enough to end it all attempting to blow up other peoples' fertilized embryos. Not yet sure if legit nutcase or psyop.
@Vermillion-Rx Not saying Google never does this, but Hindustan Times is helping enact Dead Internet Theory by putting all their eggs in the SEO basket and flooding it with low quality AI generated slop.
she wants to fuck other guys to lose the weight.
You reversed goal and pathway there lol.
This blond classmate I had SUCH a strong (simp ass beta) crush on way back in the '80s, ended up getting fat AF, without the having a kid part. Young men, be careful what you lust/pine for!
Hindustan times
Their "news" videos on Youtube are such garbage I selected "Don't recommend this channel".
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without another guys penis in them.
Who's the proudest man in the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.
A man went to see a lady of the night. Next day he found out that he has crabs.
So he went to her and complained.
To which she said, "For $5 what did you expect, lobsters?"
So a Mormon family is on a road trip and they decide to pull into the only hotel with vacancy but unfortunately for them it's also advertising in big neon letters "FREE PORN ON THE TV" so when dad is checking in he leans in to the clerk and says in a hushed tone. "Can we get a room where the porn is disabled?" and the clerk says "All we have is regular porn you SICKO!!!"
Jimmy’s family lived in a small apartment, and his parents could never get any alone time to have sex, so they came up with a plan. They told Jimmy to stand outside on the balcony, gave him a popsicle, and asked him to tell them everything that was happening in the neighborhood while he ate it. He went outside, and they got 15 minutes of alone time, which they put to good use.
Afterward, he came back in and gave them his report. “Susie Jenkins and her sister were playing jump rope, Steven Schwartz was riding his bike around in circles, and Billy Smith’s parents were having sex.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because Billy was out on his balcony with a popsicle too”
3 old guys die on Christmas eve and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter welcomes them to step forward and says, "gentlemen, since it's Christmas Eve, I have special VIP passes to all the extra good stuff in heaven. All you need to do to get your own is show me something Christmas related on your way in"
The first guy pulls out his car keys, jingles them and says, "these are Christmas bells"
Saint Peter says "great, come on in and here is your VIP pass"
the second guy whips out a lighter, flicks it on and says, "this is a Christmas candle" Peter chuckles and says "good one, you're in and here's your pass"
The last guy digs around in his pockets and pulls out some panties. "Why do you have a pair of women's panties?" asked Saint Peter.
"These are Carol's" replied the third guy.
Read MoreTwo nuns riding their bicycles turned down a cobblestone road.
One looks around and says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”
The other looks at her and says, “must be the cobblestones.”
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