And guess what...
She shits, eats, farts, has flaws, and the same instincts as all the other ponies do. Her "majestic" aura just hides it better.
For those of you still convinced you have a unicorn or think there's one out there. Despite AWALT and what this sub tells you, and you still don't want to believe it. Well I got news for you. That might be true in a sense. But a unicorn is still a pony at heart and it does all the same things a normal pony does. It just is better at hiding it because of its stronger points.
I came here to better myself as a man. I had never been cheated on, or dumped before. And I had been with plenty of women. So to read some of these horror stories of women doing this and that. It didn't resonate with me. I didn't believe it because I didn't witness it with my own eyes.
Then to top it off I thought I found a unicorn. Ive been here for a long time and dated my LTR for 4 years and she was everything I thought this sub said she couldn't be. And for sometime she was. And She started to convince me that AWANLT. But in the end they all have the Same instincts.
She cooks, she cleans, low sex partner count, loyal, good job for herself, tends to her man (legit will go out of her way to clean my feet and that's not a metaphor). Can change her own oil, Sex without asking/any resistance. Asks if I want blowjobs or just gives them. goal oriented, old fashion and plays her feminine role, Offers to pay for her own meals, no guy friends, great relationship with her family, (father especially and alpha brother), foreign, treats others with respect, takes good care of herself. Feminine as fuck and doesn't dress slutty.
So if you'd ask me I would have said I found her, the unicorn, I was ready to prove you all wrong! but as time went on the white paint started to fade, the horn fell off and the rainbows became a smoke cloud.
So what's the issue? She's clingy, nosey, and naggy at times. I still have to win her attraction everyday. I still can't "just be myself" I still have to constantly keep things interesting. I still have to keep my smv high. I still have to pass shit test/comfort test. I still have to keep my game on point. Maintain frame, Hypergamy still exists. PMS still existing. I still have to OYS. Etc.
So in reality it's no different, and as always AWALT. So even if you think you have discovered the almighty unicorn I'm here to tell you it doesn't matter one bit. It doesn't change anything for you as a man and the work you need to do. And things will change over time. So keep improving, take her off the pedestal because over time you will see she's no different from the rest.
TL;DR as always AWALT. Even the "unicorn" but it doesn't matter because it changes nothing for you as a man. You shouldn't be worrying if she's a unicorn or not. You should be focused on bettering yourself
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CarnivOre93 8y ago
Ay wassub fayum? Was yo body fat percentage at rn kin? Bruh I'm gonna quit soon. And real talk I'm kind of skeptical ab it.
ytfromsnwcrsh 8y ago
On LTR prospects my default is wait and see how she reacts to my 'defects'. Most times if she is understanding, forgiving and loving, she has few defects herself. If she overreacts, nags or tries to fix me, odds are she is trouble.
Chao-a-bunga 8y ago
Oh wow, you actually have to put work into your relationship.
Forcetobereckonedwit 8y ago
Timely advice as I have found a real winner. She does e v e r y t h i n g right and yet I know the AWALT traits will show at some point. Thanks again...
SasquatchMcKraken 8y ago
You're doing it right. Just don't let her perfection outlast your perception and you'll be golden.
Forcetobereckonedwit 8y ago
I sure hope so. In the meantime, I'm having the time of my life.
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fromthecrypt8 8y ago
Kudos for being able to think straight in your situation.
Forcetobereckonedwit 8y ago
Thanks. The hardest part is pulling back a bit, so that she stays hungry. My "natural" inclination is to hand it all over but I know what comes of that from bitter experience.
If you want to win the prizes you have to play the game.
fromthecrypt8 8y ago
So true. Im in that kind of situation with a unicorn I met on tinder now.. was just about to give way too much in a text to her, but pulled back last minute. No more Mr. Nice Guy!!
Edit: Abundance truly is key. While chatting up my unicorn, I matched with an even more exciting girl today, making it easier to not give af in my correspondance with the unicorn, which it seems like she is picking up on.
Forcetobereckonedwit 8y ago
Just remember that you can dole out juicy bits of "Mr. Nice Guy" when she's earned it (and random, always random, intervals), but don't BE Mr. Nice Guy. Mr. Nice Guy always ends up cleaning up the cream pie after Chad has cum and gone.
fromthecrypt8 8y ago
Yeah. I've cleaned up my last creampie.
ex_addict_bro 8y ago
Yea. Me too /s
Pre-menstrual syndrome is nature's way to make the infertile male go away.
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TrenGod37 8y ago
I do cook my own food but I am busy as fuck and I eat a lot so it's nice to come home and have food ready for me
ex_addict_bro 8y ago
Exactly. Don't leave the pro work for amateurs.
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ex_addict_bro 8y ago
Have an up vote and welcome to the red pill.
Rian_Stone 8y ago
Unicorns are your utopian ideal. There is nothing for a girl to do, but disappoint you.
Say what you will about the new guys disdain for women, but their expectations make it very easy for a girl to show her worth.
Of course, not all can, even with the low bar.
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So what u saying is she is keeping you at the peak of your game. I see no problem with that as long as she stays at the peak of hers which by your description she is.
My ex didnt want to hit the gym and was against me buying squat rack and set of weights. All the while "accepting" me for who I am, and I could relax with her - to the point it was interfering with my mission in life. She wanted me passive relaxed and comfy where I was.
Thats more dangerous, man.
ytfromsnwcrsh 8y ago
so true. The worst are the ones that want their man fat and lazy, and even enable food binges and endeless days on couch. Its like being a prisioner of the relationship, no way out, no smv, no guts, no balls.
IllimitableMan 8y ago
You can fix the PMS by taking her off the pill and getting her an IUD. Hormone replacement (estrogen) as a form of contraception is terrible. Girls with IUDs seem to magically not suffer from PMS. Just a practical thing you can do to help make your life a little easier bro.
Rian_Stone 8y ago
They do, mine does.
Though from the stories I hear, it's not even in the same ballpark
TrenGod37 8y ago
She tried birth control and had a really bad reaction to it. I think it scared her away from trying anything else similar. She's not only any form of BC
LordThunderbolt 8y ago
If you're chasing unicorns, you will only end up with a horn up your ass.
lopsidedlucky 8y ago
Damn this thread is putting out gold tonight
LordThunderbolt 8y ago
u/Max_Peenor holds the patent on that one
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TheRecycledMale 8y ago
I've said this before, but most Men, even post-TRP still hold onto the "hope and fantasy" that their "unicorn and quality woman" is still out there, just waiting to be magically discovered by this powerful RP Alpha Male. It's a fool's quest - there are no unicorns - they are a myth, they do not exist. If she does, she's probably water skiing with Bigfoot on Loche Ness.
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There is no point in trp otherwise for me. I could get a regular slut any day. Like I said, women you fuck represent you in the world. King needs a Queen. So it is written, and so it shall be done.
HS-Thompson 8y ago
There are unicorns. It's just that as a man you have to create them and maintain them. It's a subtle point but a crucial one that's between the lines of this post as well.
whatsthisgarg 8y ago
I have never understood this impulse. Why can't you be yourself? If there is something wrong with you, fix it, on your own time. And welcome to the world of adults, where people expect competence and social skills, and other positive qualities.
But if it's that you're a nerd, or have nerdy interests, for instance, or maybe you think that farting is hilarious, yeah, you have to partition that out of your time with her.
I get if you're a loser or a slob you can't "be yourself". But why would you want to? You get what I'm saying?
I'm not trying to be a jerk with this; I've seen other guys make this same point, but with the other stuff you've written, I think maybe you might have a deeper take on this that I am missing.
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whatsthisgarg 8y ago
That's exactly what I'm objecting to. There's an implicit acceptance of mediocrity in crying about not being able to be yourself.
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whatsthisgarg 8y ago
You are with the wrong women if you can't just relax like a normal person.
And let's say you did something that wasn't to her perfect satisfaction and she raises a fuss while you want to be done with it and relax, if you can't get her to shut up about it with minimum effort, find another woman.
I'm not putting words in anybody's mouth here, but when I read that whiny shit about not being able to be yourself, I read it as a search for a New Mommy.
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lopsidedlucky 8y ago
Your post just gave me autism.
whatsthisgarg 8y ago
So now that you have all that good autism, can you tell me do you want to be yourself, or do you NOT want to be yourself. If you DO WANT to be yourself and you feel like you just can't "just be yourself," then WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
or you can just continue to breathe in the autistic fumes which are not emanating from me, but from yourself.
segagaga 8y ago
It doesn't sound like you've read the sidebar.
whatsthisgarg 8y ago
Nah, bro, I've read it, I just don't agree with this one point. I don't think grown men should expect their women to be their New Mommy. Is there more to it than that? Care to discuss?
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lopsidedlucky 8y ago
Oh jesus man! He's not in love man! He's using sarcasm to make a point. Dear god I hope you're a 10 year old other wise you may have the aspergers.
TrenGod37 8y ago
glad someone is getting this.
redlurker9 8y ago
Don't be rude with aspies bro, aspies are awesome :)
setsuna0 8y ago
Tests never end in all relationships. You'll always have to work. Always have to be on point. Everyday. Not for her. But, for you. Some LTRs may blow up and plates may break. But there are no unicorns. There's no exceptions. I too thought I had the one. She let me down. But, that was because I expected fictional traits from a real person. With real flaws.
The best thing to do is not worry about her being a unicorn. But, worry about yourself. We should be on point with everything regardless or at least strive to. If you do that. Women will just be in your life. Some may stay. Some may cheat. Or just leave. F it.
I do disagree though when you said you can't be yourself. I'm always me regardless. Don't let someone make you not feel right for being you.
Strangeclouds420 8y ago
Always having to be on point is just natural in all circles that a man is involved with including family and friends. You can't be caught slipping out here in various ways so to think that one would want to relax and not continually strive or work would definitely imply lack of fitness for position much like an athlete performing to keep his spot as a starter.
TrenGod37 8y ago
You're misinterpreting the "just be yourself"
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Dino227 8y ago
Ok I dated a virgin unicorn. Long story short, I broke up with her because she was not interested in sex at all. I really don't want to ride a unicorn after all....
lopsidedlucky 8y ago
Bro, someone has to drop some red pill truth on your ass for your own good. AWALT. Women love to fuck. If one of them isn't fucking you, it just means she doesn't want to fuck you but trust trp, she's still fucking someone.
Jfc_Manners 8y ago
The reality is way more complex than that. Women are built to want to fuck, sure.
But some people have birth defects from vaginismus to hormonal problems. Some people feel insanely guilty about sex. Some people have abnormally high disgust reactions. It goes on and on.
The mindset of "all women always want to fuck" is just a mental tool to put yourself in the zone to pick up women, or shock yourself out of BP thinking. It's not an actual hard and fast objective rule.
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uebermacht 8y ago
Sounds like an Eastern European woman.
I very like those.
Of course nothing is perfect. However, it's a good deal if you ask me.
Keep her, man! =)
Framefame 8y ago
Were you expecting someone without negative traits? Or maybe someone who will love you without any type of relationship maintenance? Are there actually people, TRP or not, who really believe that?
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Now just fuck your male friends.
The final redpill.
lopsidedlucky 8y ago
Well, guess the gays might be on to something
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victor_knight 8y ago
I have no interest in spending any more time with non-naked women. Even a perfect one. Plenty of my own things to do and I really do enjoy my privacy, the peace and the quiet.
rjvideography 8y ago
I think maybe you should invest in this thing called a love doll. There's your unicorn.
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TrenGod37 8y ago
Yea uh. That's point of this post.
And there have been times, I've broken frame, I've been weaker then her, and higher value guys have been around. "Just once" and I'm discarded isn't reality. We're all are not perfect.
But the point is it doesn't change your duties as a man no matter what woman you have.
lopsidedlucky 8y ago
This is nuts man. So many aspies on here don't understand your post. This is ridiculous.
MrSundance57 8y ago
Yes. Married men who have taken the RP already know this. That is why we call it TRP on hard mode. If you tire, just do not have any kids or marry her. Then the back door is always open. Just imagine if she could drop you after marriage and collect all the prizes the court system will award her. Half you shit, half your assests, the house, child support, and alimony.