Summary:
Girl is supposed to be at 'Teens Encounter Christ', was probably at 'Teens Encounter Chad' instead.
Body:
I called into the office last Friday for reasons the CEO didn't want to discuss over the phone. I get there and find out that one of the engineers had some IT problems with his laptop. The problems boiled down to the laptop having no more space on the drive. The technician found a truckload of porn on the device, some with what appeared to be underage girls. The technician was taken aback, then noticed the engineer had family photos on his desk. From that and the location of the photos on the disk, the technician determined that the girls phone had synced with the laptop, and copied all of the photos on her phone onto the laptop. The technician promptly locked the laptop in a safe in case it needed to be used as evidence, and called his department head.
Lets call the engineer Bob. Bob goes to the same church I do. His daughter is one of the 'looks like an angel' types. She's petite, has a big beautiful smile, and could pass for a 'good' girl. She also apparently like being spit-roasted by another girl with a strap on and Chad from what was described.
Bob gets pulled into a meeting room with the CEO, myself, the head of IT, and the technician. The IT manager asked Bob directly if he let anyone else have access to his laptop. he said he let his daughter use it for school work. With that admission, Bob's already in a world of shit. Our industry has problems with corporate espionage, and government regulation, so security is a big deal and Bob just admitted he had breached security pretty casually.
The IT manager explains what happening, that the daughter had synced her phone with the laptop and there are a ton of nude and sexual images of her on the laptop. Bob's response was 'Your lying!' My response to that was 'He isn't and this is very serious. Your job is on the line.' Bob turned a deathly shade of white. He wanted to be excused, so I followed him out in the hall, told him to try to keep calm, and that I thought everyone realized it was a mistake compounded by an accident.
Nobody wants to discuss this via email or phone, so the legal council has to drive over. This takes some time. In the meantime Bob is not being calm. He tries to get a hold of the daughter who is at some kind of Bible retreat only to find out that she isn't there. So he calls his wife, who also has no clue, and then mom starts calling her friends. Apparently the friend that picked her up is also not at Bible camp. Then Bob called the police.
Bob came in to the meeting room and related all of this. Up to that point the conversation had been tilting towards 'Wipe the machine, write it up as password sharing incident, Bob gets a reprimand, and it's done.' So after getting the cops involved, we had to do it by the books. The laptop went with the cops as evidence.
Sunday rolled around, and Bob's family was at church, including the daughter. Instead of the radiant good girl, she was looking really rough. The gist of it was that the daughter won't tell them where she was at. Bob was being really noisy to me about 'going after' the other people in the pictures she had on the phone. Just to see how blind he was, I asked him if he thought it was a kidnapping or rape? He said something along the lines of 'That's what we're going to get to the bottom of.' The whole interaction was really weird, and Bob was obviously pulling some mental gymnastics to avoid just admitting that maybe the daughter wasn't being a good girl. I mean, my first thought would have been tell the daughter to straighten up and stop acting like a slut, or get out of the house. Especially with the apparent refusal to tell him her whereabouts for the last week. Bob, though, seemed pissed at everyone but the people he should have been pissed at namely himself and the daughter.
On Monday, I got the mandate to let Bob go. Apparently the old man decided that it was just better to clean the slate with this. A lot of emphasis is placed on the person being fired in these situations. The times I've had to do it, it's pretty rough, and it doesn't get any easier. But it is a rather bad end to a situation that's gotten so out of hand that that is the best solution.
Lessons Learned:
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AWALT, even the good girls will go wild if they think nobody will know. The daughter probably had Bob pegged as clueless, and she was right.
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Whoever figured out how to put a camera in a phone assisted in societies degeneracy more than they could have realized.
- Don't escalate a situation before getting a feel for how it is panning out.

summersss 8y ago
when first reading I almost felt bad for the guy, his job,freedom and reputation is at stake, he could be branded a pedo. But as a father, was he not notified that 2 girls did not show up for a bible retreat? who is running that place, did he not call before that? He then threatens her friends, putting her position of ratting out her classmates and putting them in the same situation as her father and risk them being accused of crimes. The father never checked his computer after his teenager used it! even if he did not expect sexual images, at least for viruses and other useless content. This family is likely broken. And he deserved to loose his job, was in denial. Called the police, in a situation like that. WTF!
RPmatrix 8y ago
Yep, know the type, they're quite prolific but have fantastic ASD camouflage and 'covert sexual activities' down to an art!
Kinda gives me a warm feeling inside just thinking of some of the one's I've known, such deceit, such pussy power and such mastery of it!
oh and they were all 100% BPD psychos with more 'issues' than the National Geographic ... and the bitches never even tell you about it!
but .. the sex, ooooowah!
JamesSkepp 8y ago
On the contrary. Whoever put the camera in the phone helped expose the true nature of women to us. The daughter would get double tagged anyway, without the camera you wouldn't have pictures, and without pictures you wouldn't know.
LateralThinker13 8y ago
This. I was going to quote this line but you beat me to it.
Zweihander747 8y ago
Bob is a terrible father full stop. I dont hate this generation of despicable women, its their weak fathers I truly despise
PantsonFire1234 8y ago
Apparently girls are so bored they now want to get double teamed- not by two guys, but one guy and a dildo wielding lesbian.
I mean really if this is the level of thrill seeking we've come to I might aswell quit my job and start flashing myself in the local park to unsuspecting women.
Then when I get enough of this I look for a stable girl and pretend to not have been a retarded pervert. Will look great in the future family foto. They don't know but I do. Hee hee.
SovereignSoul76 8y ago
Don't feel bad for Bob. Bob is a pathetic worm that is full of cognitive dissonance. He is a danger to everyone (especially the people he's 'going after' from the photos). Bob calls the cops to "help" him when he can't find his daughter.
Bob is a useful idiot. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for Bob is the harbinger of death.
DevsAdv99 8y ago
Authoritarians have an innate belief that those in authority deserve to be so and are there to help. (Ha!) They are the first to trust government and will often involve police in their lives to their detriment.
MattyAnon Admin 8y ago
Hilarious/sad post. Sad because Bob is a moron and delusion loses badly when reality crashes into it.
Lessons that should also be learned from this:
Sexual repression and the denial that your daughter is a sexual being is wishful thinking and destructive to her and in this case destructive to your career.
If you're caught doing something at work you shouldn't, shut the fuck up. They may know less than you think, don't incriminate yourself, just take the rap but without admitting anything further.
I know of other (often hilarious) situations where people have fucked up their IT and have been given a mild reprimand, said they are sorry, and it's all gone away. And all because they thanked the IT guy for his discretion and shut the fuck up about it.
Oh ... and another tip.... make friends with your IT guy. Unless you have the internet habits of Mother Teresa(1), one day you might need him to be nice back. If nothing else, you might get to hear about the indiscretions of your coworkers.
(1) Then again, AWALT.
[deleted] 8y ago
Always befriend it guy or at least get to know his tolerance for pornography en or other stuff against company handbook . They can monitor your use
cherryCanSuckMyDick 8y ago
Buy the man a beer every now and then too ;). He has a lot of power you dont see, and you want him on your side.
Hector_Castillo 8y ago
Not necessarily. She wasn't raised by a strong father. She was raised by an obvious bloop who attempted to constrict his daughter's sexuality by forcing religion into her life. Religion and conservatism isn't enough to make a girl actually conservative. She needs to respect who's teaching her to be conservative. If she doesn't, it doesn't mean shit and she'll rebel.
Also, her father is her benchmark for male dominance. Any guy more dominant than her father is ultra-sexy. Considering your description of his ignorance, he doesn't sound very dominant (I direct relate dominance to your ability to handle harsh reality, so whether he's a tough guy or not is not what I'm talking about).
I call these girls environmental sluts. Although she has a good, traditional father, he didn't train her well, since she didn't take his training seriously, since he's not dominant, and once she was given opportunities to be a slut, she took them.
For clarification, I'm not saying NAWALT. All women contain the capacity to be rampaging sluts like Bob's daughter. But some women are more conservative than others sexually. Otherwise every girl would have >100 N count and that's simply not the case.
Isn't it simply making it more known? That's like saying the world is crazier now than it ever has been, but the world has always been a pile of shit (and of glorious radiance). The fact that we can see it all doesn't mean nature has changed. It simply became more observable.
THOUGH, I think there is an argument that since depravity is more observable, it's more influential. Women grow up seeing Kim Kardasian as a role model and think sex tapes are dope dot com.
Exactly. Dude could have kept his job, but quite literally because of his bloopness, he lost everything. His job, his daughter, and his world view.
He'll either adapt or this will destroy him.
LateralThinker13 8y ago
It's not that it's observable, it's that it's normalized. A couple of generations ago a sluts still existed and were known of, but they weren't socially approved. Now if you aren't one, you're cast out.
empatheticapathetic 8y ago
Cheers for this comment. My brother is Bob and needs to read this.
SYKBSTD 8y ago
Calling the police is nearly always a bad decision on every level. Talking to the police is almost always a bad decision. You don't need to say anything to them. They will likely twist whatever you say against you. They will have a much harder time justifying your arrest if you say nothing. If they arrest you anyhow you'll still be better off letting your attorney do the talking.
Philhelm 8y ago
There's no way in hell that I would willingly get the police involved if it was discovered that I unwittingly had child porn on my laptop.
dr_warlock 8y ago
Burn that shit to hell.
Imakesensealot 8y ago
I wouldn't do it even if it were my least favorite person in the world involved.
LateralThinker13 8y ago
Yep. There's a good chance he can get arrested for it even though he didn't create it. A zealous prosecutor could nail him for possession easy.
max_peenor 8y ago
The retard lost frame and has now implicated his daughter in multiple child-pronography felonies that are under active investigation.
Your daughter is going to get fucked. Come to terms with it. The best you can do as a father is make sure she puts a high value on herself. This idiot would see his little slut go to jail because of something that was going to happen anyway. She has now lost all sense of value in herself, so it's only going to get worse from here.
Good job, daddy.
RunawayGrain 8y ago
She already did.
Seriously, though, I almost guarantee the guy or guys in those photos will get the charges not her.
xeneize93 8y ago
Dont fuck underage girls dude is the lesson lol
Troll_Name 8y ago
Let's hope they don't get an overly sympathetic judge. Lack of consequences means lack of rules.
What else in the world happens when teenagers sneak away from where they are expected to be? Modern society practices its own special kinds of repression, and the outlet this finds (aka rupture) is sneak-out sex. My first time was sneak out sex; bitch knocked on my bedroom window in the middle of the night and made me hate women forever the following day up in the desert hills (think uninhabited parts of Afghanistan) where her fossilized car broke down.
RunawayGrain 8y ago
That's a story that needs telling.
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Imakesensealot 8y ago
What a stupid comparison to make.
[deleted] 8y ago
Bruh what was up with those Afghanis and little boys, the whole country is fucked
zeeohsixer 8y ago
I thought chai boys were exclusively Thursday night things. And right on about Alex Asshole. You want the meanest, moto'd up on dip and rip-its SOB next to you.
Rian_Stone 8y ago
The way you're able to de-ivory-tower Duttons work
Philhelm 8y ago
The Red Pill is now internalized. I reflexively chose Asshole Alex, even though I mistakenly predicted that it would be the "wrong" choice in your scenario, since I'd rather have a murderous psychopath backing me up.
Troll_Name 8y ago
The flow of my mind was thinking Peter because I'm hung over, but once the explanation started I didn't need to read the rest. Read it anyway for fun and that slight feeling of internet validation one gets from similar opinions.
What's the difference between Peter and Alex? Alex tells the truth. Peter says what he wishes were true, and when he is finally forced to accept being wrong his soul will shatter.
[deleted] 8y ago
this shit explains a lot of ptsd actually
Rian_Stone 8y ago
It's a always-on fight or flight response, is it not?
Psychopaths are physically incapable of having it
[deleted] 8y ago
too many kids went in to "Help" did their jobs, then suicided or worse when they got home.
Rian_Stone 8y ago
Yeah. I was lucky, in that I lost that 'making a difference' illusion very early into the deployment.
All those guys I made fun of who sais 'dude... the money' were actually smarter than mem who knew?
[deleted] 8y ago
know more than one guy who blew his brains out or close to it after coming back
Rian_Stone 8y ago
Guess it's the Canadian experience. Every single service death I have known has been foreign-port related.
Though the few cases of guys who got messed in the head tended to get booted, so I couldn't say where a lot of them are now
reddttt 8y ago
This is a prime example of an entire pasture of shit thrown into an antonov turbine. Holy fuck.
0kool74 8y ago
ROFLMAO!!!!! I spit out my drink when I read that. Good knowledge of Soviet era transport planes mate. Now.....was it the 22, or the AN-225???
DouglasPR 8y ago
I could not help but thinking of it being thrown into a contra-rotating double propeller of a TU 95 Bear
0kool74 8y ago
Ahhhhh........the same plane that was used to deliver the Tsar Bomba. I don't know how that thing survived the blast!
reddttt 8y ago
AN-225, the ultimate majestic flying beast. It was almost a blasphemy imagining shit being thrown into its godly air sucking turbines.
0kool74 8y ago
I never got to see one of those behemoths personally. I did see its little brother in Iraq though.....the 124. Friggin' massive!!!!!
reddttt 8y ago
I got to see one while I was in my country. Both landing and take off, words can't explain how the moment was.
BobbyPeru 8y ago
This is bigger than AWALT.
This is a societal issue where parents are unable to admit their kids would do anything wrong. It's across the board. For example, if their kid does something wrong in school, it's the teacher's fault or it's a lie.
PantsonFire1234 8y ago
I think it's quite an achievement to have crazy porn material of yourself, a guy and a dildo strapped dyke on your phone. And then to accidentally upload it on your fathers work laptop while doing 'homework'. If this story is actually true I wonder how old this girl is, if she ever had a boyfriend etc.
Nowadays chicks do all kinds of porn level stuff but you will never see them actually manage to get some dudes commitment. It's laughable.
DM112090 8y ago
OP - solid post. Shock value told me I still got a ways to go. Thank you.
V1SoR 8y ago
This reminded me of the relationship between one of GTA 5's protagonists with his daughter. He was shocked to discover something similar about her. And he also "went after them".
biggerbetterjobs 8y ago
Well I know this is a corporate/higher up situation, so there's strict rules to be followed.. But goddamn. Fuck that internet technician guy for being a snitch. Why couldn't he just tell him to delete the porn and fucking forget about it? Just kinda pisses me off... So glad I don't work in places like this.
ComradeDurdenTRP 8y ago
Something else to consider:
The mainstream narrative is that porn is vile/misogynistic/exploitative, and that only the most damaged/desperate/gullible of women would ever subject themselves to such subhuman treatment.
Yet here we have a sweet, innocent little teenager WILLINGLY participating in a scene that a professional pornstar a-la Asa Akira would get thousands of dollars for. Not only that: note that she was the 'star' of the scene, yet somehow the photo ended up on her phone. So someone else must've taken it and she later asked to have it shared with her.
Which begs the question: are porn stars really a) 'damaged goods' who couldn't cut the mustard the conventional way, or b) are they just a bunch of attractive broads who have decided to maximize (not to mention monetize) their own sexual strategy?
Fuck a bunch of dominant 'hawt' guys in brief, NSA relationships (AF), get handsomely compensated for doing so (arguably BB), and amass hundreds of thousands of desperate orbiters who've got nothing better to do with their lives but to jerk off to their pics and stalk them on social media.
I'm certain there are still some delusional cunts among them who believe in 'true love' or want some BB to 'rescue' them once they become too old for the industry. But for the most part seems to me like an financially sound decision on their part.
uebermacht 8y ago
Holy shit.
This story made me smile :D
Thanks for sharing!
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JaspersChest 8y ago
This is a little off topic but being that you go to church and what not, It's no doubt that you're religious to an extent. Would you mind telling me what you think about the whole "follow your nature" thing going on here? Basically some here say that since we have the desire to fuck, we'd be going against our nature as men if we don't bed multiple women, therfore, we should do it.
RunawayGrain 8y ago
There's a huge gulf between what the Bible says, and what passes as modern day Christianity. I'm also well aware that many people don't see the Bible as an authoritative source. So I'll break my point of view down thus:
It's not about suppressing your nature, it's about realizing that sometimes your nature can lead you to self destructive ends and suppressing those impulses. Suppose, for a second, that you come across an HB9. You know that if you bang her, you have a 50/50 chance of getting herpes and that she only goes raw.
A beta would either impulsively orbit, or impulsively bang her raw with herp and rationalize it away.
Chad would impulsively bang her raw, and also bang plenty of others girls raw as well, spreading herpes.
With that foreknowledge, I'd control the impulse to bang this girl by realizing I could walk a few streets over to another venue to find an equally hot and presumably clean girl.
So I would say I don't deny the urge to bang multiple girls, but I would try to guide that urge in a more rational manner than just jumping on a random slut every evening.
JaspersChest 8y ago
I see. I don't wanna sound like I'm I'm pestering you but what do you believe about Sex and marriage? Have you learned something I haven't learned? Is it actually okay to bang multiple women?
RunawayGrain 8y ago
Modern Christianity has pretty much teaches the exact opposite of what the Bible has to say about marriage. That modern narrative is that God made someone special just for you, that you will meet, fall in love, and get married.
The Bible, though, never actually defines what is required to be considered married. Furthermore, marriage in a Biblical sense was never about two people in love, it was a business transaction between two families designed to produce children. Two people being madly in love is presented as a bad thing because people do stupid stuff when they aren't in control of their passions. It pretty clearly states that if you can help it, it's better not to get married.
Lots of guys want a virgin bride, too. That isn't explicitly laid out as a requirement in the scripture, though, unless you are a priest or high priest. It's referenced a few times as a cultural norm, and probably a good idea, though, but not strictly a requirement.
The Bible goes on at length about not committing adultery, so if you get married your not supposed to cheat on your spouse. The only acceptable reason to divorce according to the Bible is for adultery, and anyone that marries a divorcee is committing adultery, even if they marry the same person they divorced. So marriage is a one shot deal. You see loads of people that have been married multiple times in church nowadays.
Pre marital sex is kind of a grey area. Most of the verses touted as forbidding this deal with adultery, and a few make a broad stroke of 'sexual immorality.' The few that do deal specifically with it are more along the lines of 'Yeah, it happens. If you get her pregnant you need to marry her.' A few deal with it like property damage and propose a dowry or fine paid to her father.
cherryCanSuckMyDick 8y ago
This this this this. Id gild it if I werent broke rn.
Romanticism is a cancer that has infected our societys thinking, nowhere more than in the church. Marriage was thought of as a binding social contract which has specific requirements of each party, regardless of whether both sides actually 'loved' one another. Once the original context was forgotten, we get the current fucked up interpretation that puts horse blinders on men and lets "reformed" whores go wild behind their backs
ShitsWithTheDoorOpen 8y ago
Women will do anything they think they can get away with. Their morality is extrinsic, meaning some outside agent has to threaten punishing them; daddy, husband, god, state, etc. If women think they have you under their thumb they will become the most evil cunt you've ever seen. If you're "keeping your bitch in check" she'll be the sweetest angel in the world.
It's really funny when you get to see both sides from the same girl. When you first approach, nasty bitch and then she sees you're man of high status who does take shit and she becomes the most sweet being in the world. Or the opposite with a breakup. This is one of the biggest Red Pills I've actually seen in my life with women.
washington_breadstix 8y ago
My ex was like that. I always thought it was because she had Borderline Personality Disorder, but I guess it was just because she had a vagina.
MattyAnon Admin 8y ago
Quote of the day right there.
ShitsWithTheDoorOpen 8y ago
Its because they never "grow up" like we do. As a kid your morality is supposed to be fear of your father, and then as you age you begin to see that your father is just like you, and you love what he did for you and you internalize that discipline and become self directed. Women and unfortunately a lot of men never make that jump so they have to be led by an alpha.
ViperG 8y ago
feels like an episode of shameless.