Surfing the net tonight I came across a red gem. ( yes. I should be doing something productive.)
https://katdeevers.com/2017/05/25/floats-like-a-butterfly-fucks-like-a-bee
While it can certainly get lonely (and expensive – batteries aren’t cheap ya know), I truly have come to relish my freedom.
Observe the post wall hamster in overdrive. She is 45, great rack, but the clock ran out awhile ago. Which explains why she is looking for not one, but two men, late at night after 4 glasses of wine.
Now I’m not going to lie, it took me a LONG time to get to this point. And through that arduous process, I’ve definitely made some rather questionable decisions, and dealt with my fair share of drama...
The cock carousel is not all fun and games.
immediate goal: find a suitable prospect for an uber-casual but regular sexual relationship...
- The second, less pressing goal was finding someone not totally horrifying to take me to a nice dinner. Or out for drinks. Or maybe just a cup of fucking coffee... Throw in an occasional back rub and maybe a Christmas present and I’d be golden.
Anybody here want to volunteer to be the beta bucks while Chad gets all the pussy for free?
I’d like to say I’m writing this beyond satiated and knot-free from all the dinners and back rubs whilst sitting with an ice pack on my girlie parts, having landed a killer one-two combo.
She is hoping for some loser to be her free masseuse after Chad beats up the pussy hahahahahaha
She finds a tinder match and wants to slot him into the orbiter position. Then she finds his wife on his FB page...
Look, I’m certainly no angel. I’m a firm believer that as adults we are free to make our own decisions about our relationships. But if one of those decisions was to share your last name with someone, and you’re not going to have the balls to be upfront about it, then stay the hell off dating sites.
All he had to do was tell her upfront that he was married and it was game on. Women are not now and never were "angels".
I’m in the midst of a three-month drought with no hose in sight and in desperate need of watering.
A chic with 27,000 followers wants us to believe that getting laid is hard for her... or just maybe as her SMV goes into decline the Chads are moving on to much younger women.

HardworkITrust 8y ago
She can get laid very easily. But her vision of a 20-30 year old Chad is keeping her dry streak going. Unless she lowers her standards to the floor she won't get laid.
SasquatchMcKraken 8y ago
She needs to lower those standards through the floor and into the basement. We're talking about 45 year old vagina here. In the immortal words of Patrice O'Neal: "pussy ages like bread, not wine." Even if she kept it in tip-top shape (i.e. low n-count) it'd still be nothing to write home about. And I can promise you she hasn't kept it in tip-top shape.
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nofilmynofucky 8y ago
I think they're more of a liability tbh
suidazai 8y ago
What do you mean women peak at 18? Thats kinda pedophilic...
cherryCanSuckMyDick 8y ago
Right, because women under 18 never ever fuck men under 18
ZXMarvin 8y ago
The trouble is, once you've taken the red pill you can never go back, the curtains are pulled back the magic is methodically destroyed in front of you and all sexual strategies are laid out for what they truly are.
xeneize93 8y ago
Yes this 100% I'm dealing with a girl that if it wasn't for the red pill I would have never noticed all the shit tests she throws or open my eyes to all the girls near me and how real hypergamy is. This shit is a fucking science
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Yep, and then you watch all the blue pilled matrix people make all their mistakes, and there's nothing you can do to help them.
ZXMarvin 8y ago
That's probably the worst element in regards to people you care about. Have a family member who grew up without a lot of attention and is now in some strange three way relationship as a provider.
What do you say though? Your rationality doesn't compare to 'the one' and 'true love'.
I just sit back now and drop subtle sexual strategy parables like an old sage.
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Yep me too. And I look back now and realize how some very few older guys tried to do the same with me, but I never caught it. It's kind of like showing someone one of those illusions on paper only you can't see it. What I do now is throw out a single reference, and never mention it again. Say for example, "do you know what a woman's shit test is? No? You should google it." I keep waiting for someone to talk to me at some point in the future, but none have yet.
TRP_MushaShugyo 8y ago
That's all you can do. They won't listen and will chastise you for being cold or something.
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slumdog-millionaire 8y ago
Funny how 3 months is a drought to women but i guess it is, in this case the woman is 45 so she shouldn't be too surprised, I'd be curious to see what she looks like. And her writing reeks of arrogance.
TRP_MushaShugyo 8y ago
Image search her name, you'll see plenty.
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TRP_MushaShugyo 8y ago
Yeah exactly. You can feel her mania for validation just by scrolling through. It's unsettling.
WhorehouseVet 8y ago
She definitely has "attention whore" tattooed to her forehead.
nofilmynofucky 8y ago
Most of the search results don't even show her face, just close up shots of her tits
biggerbetterjobs 8y ago
I just shot her an email asking for a date. will post FR in a few weeks...
fromthecrypt8 8y ago
Had to read the whole thing, well most of it anyway; I almost went back into anger phase.
SilverGryphon 8y ago
This woman is suffering from PWS-Post Wall Syndrome
rporion 8y ago
I wonder why she deleted my comment regarding me wanting to be the one giving her back rubs and inviting her to dinner, because I had this fetish of paying a high price for what other men got for free?
I mean, just because I insinuated that I would happily masturbate in a corner, while she was run into the ground by a Sicilian brick layer, tears running down my face while spoiling my silky panties could not have possibly have been it?
I am increasingly of he opinion that anyone silencing dissenting voices is probably an ignorant dick.
Btw, how would she know?
There are plenty of men into that !
Maybe, just maybe, it dawned on her that the kind of men who would appreciate her behavior are not the kind of men she wants.
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Man, that comment section is gross. Just dude after simp dude saying you go girl. Are women not even her audience?
nofilmynofucky 8y ago
She deletes comments she doesn't approve of.
[deleted] 8y ago
Wow, really, how does one lie to them selves that much and feel good about it?
Patriarchysaurus 8y ago
I love how she writes about taking cock like it's a Rocky IV training montage-- "I ain't through yet!"
Edit: Crows feet and mannish face. Big fake tits can't slow this Wall collision in progress. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLHS0AfVEAAzsqv.jpg
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