Surfing the net tonight I came across a red gem. ( yes. I should be doing something productive.)

https://katdeevers.com/2017/05/25/floats-like-a-butterfly-fucks-like-a-bee

While it can certainly get lonely (and expensive – batteries aren’t cheap ya know), I truly have come to relish my freedom.

Observe the post wall hamster in overdrive. She is 45, great rack, but the clock ran out awhile ago. Which explains why she is looking for not one, but two men, late at night after 4 glasses of wine.

Now I’m not going to lie, it took me a LONG time to get to this point. And through that arduous process, I’ve definitely made some rather questionable decisions, and dealt with my fair share of drama...

The cock carousel is not all fun and games.

  • immediate goal: find a suitable prospect for an uber-casual but regular sexual relationship...

  • The second, less pressing goal was finding someone not totally horrifying to take me to a nice dinner. Or out for drinks. Or maybe just a cup of fucking coffee... Throw in an occasional back rub and maybe a Christmas present and I’d be golden.

Anybody here want to volunteer to be the beta bucks while Chad gets all the pussy for free?

I’d like to say I’m writing this beyond satiated and knot-free from all the dinners and back rubs whilst sitting with an ice pack on my girlie parts, having landed a killer one-two combo.

She is hoping for some loser to be her free masseuse after Chad beats up the pussy hahahahahaha

She finds a tinder match and wants to slot him into the orbiter position. Then she finds his wife on his FB page...

Look, I’m certainly no angel. I’m a firm believer that as adults we are free to make our own decisions about our relationships. But if one of those decisions was to share your last name with someone, and you’re not going to have the balls to be upfront about it, then stay the hell off dating sites.

All he had to do was tell her upfront that he was married and it was game on. Women are not now and never were "angels".

I’m in the midst of a three-month drought with no hose in sight and in desperate need of watering.

A chic with 27,000 followers wants us to believe that getting laid is hard for her... or just maybe as her SMV goes into decline the Chads are moving on to much younger women.