When I first saw the infamous You're Fucking A White Male video my initial impulse was to laugh. But the more I thought about it the more I started to wonder: How? How did we get here? Here being a place and time where one white male yells You're a Fucking White Male at another white male unironically and with the support of a crowd. A place where Aids Skrillix is joined by a host of zany characters including but not limited to TrigglyPuff and Melissa Click. Here is a place where Buzzfeed complains to the president of the United States about the evils of meritocracy. How the fuck did we get here?

Before we can understand why this is happening we need to understand what is happening. What does the man known colloquially as Aids Skrillix hope to communicate when he yells You're a Fucking White Male? How is yelling someone's race and gender at them an insult, especially when both parties are white males? If we rely on a literal textual interpretation we get nowhere, therefore we must instead turn to subtext to get to the heart of the issue.

When Aids Skrillix yells You're a Fucking White Male its because he feels guilty for his whiteness and the scrotum between his legs. Years of schooling and media consumption have convinced him and millions of other men that being a self hating emasculated Nu-male is somehow noble. Unfortunately for Nu Males, there are no prizes for beating yourself in the dick while apologizing. Ezra Klein found that out the hard way in college. Women simply do not want to fuck guilt ridden losers. Ezra is so jealous and angry at the bros the do manage to smash puss in college that he wants to punish them for having consensual sex.

Now that we have an understanding of Nu-Male psychology and the problem at hand, we can address the larger issue of how the problem got so out of control. Sometime in the early nineties Generation X started getting suspicious that their children might grow up to be losers. Little Jimmy wasn't scoring goals, doing well on the spelling bee, or living up to his parents fantasy of stellar achievement. Generation Xers has two options they could take the harsh traditional approach of The Greatest Generation and teach their children the importance of work ethic and perseverance. Or they could take the softer approach of preserving little Jimmy's self esteem and telling him that he was wonderful little Jimmy no matter what.

Self esteem became the ultimate 90's buzzword. Newspapers shat out self esteem articles. Parents read those articles and complained to teachers for reprimanding their loser children. The children grew up receiving participation trophies and believing that everyone is equal in a magic unicorn utopia. Unfortunately the magic unicorn utopia never materialized. The real world turned out to be harsh, brutal, unfair and filled with all of The Bio Truths that Grandpa warned of at the dinner table.

Some of us took the Red Pill and joined our grandparents in seeing the world for what it really is. A much larger percentage of millennials dove deeper into fantasy and delusion to shield themselves from reality. The more reality disappointed them, the more delusional and angry they became at anyone who pointed out the obvious. People began denying biology and choosing new genders for themselves. Fats started pretending that they were healthy and eventually ended up believing it. All sorts of freaks and abominations crawled forth as everything was declared relative and normal was abolished in favor of self esteem.

This is how we got to dystopian 2016. This is how we got here. However here is by no means a bad place to be. Every crisis is an opportunity. The west is brimming with self flagellating freaks and there is a high premium for strong men who can get the job done. Winning has never been this easy because all Nu-male millennials know how to do is lose. Be the asshole who gets the girl, the job, the promotion so they can live their fantasy of being the good loser.

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