We have all seen this joyless statement made online or through personal statement by some guy excited or happy that his SO is going to finally unplug and give him butt sex. They are then always surprised when it never always comes to fruition or she bails out after "one attempt"

Here goes...

I bring this up as a close friend just went through this yesterday. He had bragged to me how they had talked about anal and she had never done it before. It was a V gold card that she was giving him.

Now, i have seen this snowflake in action. Her latest was three months ago in december when she confessed to having being "drunk in vegas and having a threesome". She plead up to being taken advantage of and raped to which her prosecutor BB boyfriend accepted the deal and impose a death sentence on the guys who got drunk and raped his innocent girlfriend, if he ever met them. Funny thing though is that she has selective amnesia on who the guys were and just remembers that one was called Ben.

So she promised Captain Save-A-Ho butt secks. Of course it did not happen because she could not go through it. The water works on how it is a big step. Truth be told, she has a gaping maw [insert throwing hotdog down hall joke here]. Her ex and many guys have bragged about DP and double teaming her. Her boyfriend refuses to believe this.

Now this is issue has flooded sex subreddits for a while. I will not link to these. IT is an issue of classic BB/AF. A woman that is rearing a good beta will not allow it to remotely think that it can get out of its place. Feed the beta hay and nothing else. Save the sweetened molasses for the alpha. There is a guy last week on a sex subreddit who was lamenting on how his wife had promised him butt secks for valentines day. He deleted it but here is how it went

so, my wife promised me butt secks, but forgot that her texts are synced to our ipad and she was telling our neighbor how she promised me anal.

Now she then went on further add that she liked her ex boyfriend fucking her in the ass more as he had a bigger dick.

Turns out the Ex dumped her and she hooked up with him after the Ex-pha (a dentist) root canaled her for good.

I was very shocked as my wife had told me that she had never done anal ever in her life.

All women are a special snowflake..

I confronted her and she cried saying it was just a mistake and that she was just talking through her ass. She said something about why is he going through her phone.

the water works...

Eventually he did not say before deleting it whether he got anal but greater chances are that she guilt tripped him into "you ruined what would have been perfect anal sex with all this shit about my ex boyfriend!

What we learn..

Think of it this way. Every girl with an ex boyfriend that you have french kissed has had his semen on her face and tongue. His dick has been in her ass. He has creampied her pussy that you so eagerly lick to satisfy her. She has sucked his dick, licked his asshole. Now multiply that by her high partner count and we have not even started going into kink.

This is the iron rule that negates all special snowflakes

As long as she has been sexually active, always assume that she has done all this. And then deal with it.

It will make you realize that you will never again put a pussy with a face on a pedestal again. So next time you hear a BB say those words, dont even bother saying anything to it, it is used to eating hay.