We all know her. That group of sorostitutes that always hang out with that one buxom unattractive bitchy overprotective friend that cockblocks everyone a.k.a Mother Goose. Unless you are full alpha avoid at all costs, girls that hang around mother goose but don't despise Mother Goose, she is actually a good filter.
Now, I say this again, mother goose is actually your friend. If you still are still swallowing that red pill and you want to go meet some girls, avoid girls that hang with a mother goose. She is a good filter that teaches you to avoid all girls that go out with her. They are trouble. Here is why..
All the girls that hang around mother goose very well know that she is the least desirable in the group. Trp teaches you that girls are never responsible for their actions. A girl will use all pussy passes from the beginning of time to avoid any responsibility for their actions. Remember Eve was asked why she gave Adam the apple and she blamed the snake.
Now this is where mother goose comes into play. By bringing mother goose, they effectively bring a rolling bouncer that they use to prevent them from fucking a beta. If they meet an alpha that they want to fuck, mother goose is dismissed from duty. These girls then get completely drunk knowing mother goose is brooding around somewhere. They will flirt with betas, getting them to buy them drinks and leave them with massive blue balls, huge bar bills.... and deflated egos. Then they leave with Chad.
Now for an alpha, mother goose is a good filter too as she will be a clear indicator girls in the hunt for alphas. Either way, mother goose is beneficial to all guys on who to approach or avoid based on your pecking order. And as a final benefit mother goose effectively stops drunk girls from fucking betas. Why is this good? In this day and age of college of college rape cases, drunk girls wake up regretting to have drunk fucked a beta. Next thing she has no recollection and did not give any consent even though she sucked your dick dry the previous night. And if you somehow left with her and slipped by mother goose , trust me mother goose will be there the next day to remind the girl that she fucked a beta a.k.a she was raped.
And best believe mother goose knows this as she has a major in women studies and a minor in psychology.
So we learn mother goose:
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assists alphas get laid by slutty girls.
- betas from getting laid and probably destroying their lives with rape/sexual assault allegations.
Guys that are swallowing the pill, dont waste time going after girls under the watchful eye of mother goose. Filter those, find girls comfortable enough not to bring a Doberman. Dont waste your money on getting them drinks. Your chances of a good lay increase greatly and if u are alpha enough, they will BB some poor sap for drinks and then come to you for dessert.

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Next time buy the ugly friend (mother goose) a drink, she may have saved your ass from crazy
radianceofparadise 10y ago
lol mother goose. that's great. i've known tons of mother goose bitches. i befriend them. pussy pass with mother goose's graces.
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babybopp 10y ago
Yes.. Mother goose also has the uncanny ability to validate your fuck pass. If she agrees.. You are in
awe_some_x 10y ago
Show mother goose your beta provider side, sprinkle a little Machiavellian actions in there and you flip her over to your side.
Momo_dollar 10y ago
My first experience of a mother goose type friend was at the tender age of around 14/15, but tbf she wasn't ugly ugly , just not as attractive as her friend back then. Basically we met them at a pool, I was talking to a girl I liked and she was very interested but cock blocker kept getting involved and ruining it. As they were about to leave I suggested she come with me and she said yes but again cock blocker gets involved and is now pissing me off with her "no we have to go, leave 'us?' alone " so I said " listen maybe if your weren't such an ugly (or fat) hoe I'd be talking to you instead"
TRP lesson, she slapped me right across the face but not before taking a few seconds to calculate... I've punched guys and been punched by guys and its always instant. So either it took a few seconds for the girl to process the insult or she was calculating the odds of her getting away with it. Anyways, my response was probably what you'd call keeping frame cos after a second or so processing OK bitch slapped me and to be honest I actually found myself liking her after that, I just ignored the slap and carried on talking to her friend and said "well she's clearly pissed off about something so forget today, me and you meet here next week" don't know if she turned up the following week cos we never went, funny thing is my friend who was with me did take the piss out of me for getting slapped but he also mentioned that when I ignored the slap it killed her "magic moment" and that got to her more than insulting her.
More recently, in adulthood, was at a shisha bar with another friend. Some crazyish looking girl comes and sits next to me, her eyes kinda point in different directions, she tries talking to me and I respond with everything but fuck off, she doesn't take the hint, and asks to try some of our shisha, I look to my friend and I say "what is it with this girl" she then starts talking about other things and I tell her to leave, she tells me I'm not a good person and I nod and smile. Several minutes later 4 attractive girls walk in, they notice me and my friend, they position themselves and show lots of IOI, then who approaches ? You got it, wild eye, what she says I don't have a clue but they look over at me while she's talking, not in the same way as before, and leave that area.
What I've learned is the ugly, fat , least attractive one etc is great to know. Yes they are hostile when you don't know them but once on friendly terms they will introduce you to lots of attractive girls and want you to get laid. This I know cos every fat chick I've become friends with has introduced me to her hot friends and hasn't cockblocked, if anything they often like playing 'matchmaker' .
RP15 10y ago
They have a horrendous chip on their shoulder. While they might be objectively less attractive than their friends, women are notoriously horrible at gauging their level of attractiveness.
They probably have no idea why men like their friends more and it makes them crazy.
Asoka11111 10y ago
When I read the title, I assumed Mother Goose was a new nickname for Grey Goose. After reading the post, I'm starting to remember plenty of times where I've been played by Mother Goose.
IVIaskerade 10y ago
Grey Goose is your friend. For some reason hos think it's classy.
hennyhendrix 10y ago
Great post. Also mother goose is not always a fat or ugly bitch. These days a gay or extreme-beta male friend can be the mother goose. Same rules apply.
Orig_analUse_rname 10y ago
Talking to an ultra-beta: "You look really cute tonight, I'll buy you a drink! Oh and whos your friend."
RP15 10y ago
You hit the nail on the head when you described them as a rolling bouncer.
They are there to stay sober, handle cabs and coordination, and reject unattractive men or beta men so that their hotter friends don't have to. In exchange, they are allowed to associate with women who have much higher social capital.
These women are the gatekeepers to their groups of friends and can give you social proof that will make their friends much more receptive to your advances. They are your best friends or your worst enemies.
Show them attention, buy them a drink, or pay them a compliment. A little goes a long way with them. Then ask about their cute friend and they will introduce you and talk you up...simple as that.
Lounge8 10y ago
Amongst my friends we call this girl 'The DUFF'.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend
Specter242 10y ago
When I first saw this I was like, how does a nursery rhyme coincide with the Red Pill. LOL Great read nevertheless
IVIaskerade 10y ago
Pumpy Dumpy put on his boots.
Pumpy Dumpy fucked loads of sloots.
All the king's whores and all of their friends,
Wanted a go on Pumpy again.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on my tuffet.
Eating another girl out.
She said "I can't hide it
I'm glad that I tried it.
This threesome was such a great shout."
Chad, Chad Thundercock
Where shall we next fuck?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in the back of my truck.
Chad, I think I'm pregnant
How could you do this to me?
But Chad smiled and said
"I've had a vasectomy"
Three spinning plates, three spinning plates.
See how they spun, see how they spun.
They all chased after the golden ring
But all they got was a casual fling
Did you ever see such people put in their place
As three spinning plates?
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Specter242 10y ago
Dude that is ingenious. I'm totally using this to explain how the red pill theories can be used in conjunction with nursery rhymes
IVIaskerade 10y ago
"...and that's how I lost my babysitting job"
freeman84 10y ago
I think you mean Mother Hen, Mother Goose is a nursery rhyme, lol.
wont_tell_i_refuse 10y ago
I fucked and dated mother goose. She was a virgin who stood by me through thick and thin. Buxom indeed, and strong as an ox. Wife material.
Don't just make friends with mother goose, fuck her.
MentORPHEUS Senior Endorsed 10y ago
I've always called groups like this, "The Bitches of Eastwick."
As a group, they will collectively wither all but the top-shelf men who dare approach, with behavior they wouldn't dare resort to alone.
Trail_of_Jeers 10y ago
Last time I went out I handed my wingman an attractive mother goose while I worked her friend. I was just about there when he cockblocked me, the beta fuck.
uniquevoid 10y ago
And what happens if i seduce the mother goose in order to get to her hot friends, ignoring these first
EntitledShitHead 10y ago
Don't wish things were easier, wish you were better. Obstacles are put in front of us to see how bad we want things. If you nail a chick with a mother goose friend, take that as a high barometer of success.
Women never responsiblity for anything.
This is a very good post. I always see really hot girls go out with a bossy, fat mother goose type girl, and I sort of thought about this theory before.
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babybopp 10y ago
The ol' , buy drinks and still end up with blue balls..huh? Even though they might seem easier prey flirting, drinking and prancing, those girls with a mother goose will never fuck you unless you are prime alpha. That is how they decide their hierarchial rankings in their little flamboyance of flamingos. They have a collective hive hamster mind. You have a better chance finding two or three pretty girls and talk to them direct using maxims you have learnt.
Orig_analUse_rname 10y ago
But the flip side is that if you KNOW you are top 15 percent then these girls are a shoo-in.
cake_eater 10y ago
Everyone here is an alpha amirite guys
edit: oh come on it was a joke fellas dont be so beta about it.
by allowing men to have dissent between them they have a supply of beta's , if we all knew the game then they would have no power. This was the case in the old days when women had less power in society. Like in the movie "300 when he says why does this women think she can speak among men"
divide and conquer (or rule) phrase of divide 1. the policy of maintaining control over one's subordinates or subjects by encouraging dissent between them.
afkb39sdfb 10y ago
The downvotes are because it has no relevance and contributes nothing to the discussion.
cake_eater 10y ago
ok you got a point , I just think calling ourselves alpha all the time isnt helpful. We're all dudes bro.
by allowing men to have dissent between them they have a supply of beta's , if we all knew the game then they would have no power. This was the case in the old days when women had less power in society. Like in the movie "300 when he says why does this women think she can speak among men"
divide and conquer (or rule) phrase of divide 1. the policy of maintaining control over one's subordinates or subjects by encouraging dissent between them.
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