Summary:

Until before this moment I never truly realised how superficial women are.

Body:

I am by no means buff, I think of myself as attractive (Woo-hoo self esteem) so I decided fuck it tinder here I come. I got 3 matches all <HB6. And no reply's to my messages. So social experiment time, lets see if TRP is really right.

I have lurked for a while and everything makes sense but I wanted to believe, ... doesn't matter. What matters is that I decided to create a Tinder fake, using some random jacked white guy at the beach and some guy on top of a mountain as my images. My bio "I'm a serial killer. Just so you know." The matches are at least 3-5x what I had before (<HB8), they reply instantly, and they message first. What makes my angry is that I "knew" this was going to happen but I'm still angry about it. Guess its time to pray to the gods of Iron.

Lessons Learned:

Do not try tinder unless you are visibly "buff-as-fuck"

Go lift god-dammit

If you made it down here and you care I'm 17-18 about 6 months of lurking.

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