Joking about the Wall - One of my go-to's | TheRedPill

Lurking for about a year, made it a goal to only post things I felt were truly useful to TRP. Here ya go, I use this all the fucking time with success and I think it shows some insight into the female psyche.

I consider myself a relatively distinguished gentleman - good career, decent income, nice apartment, well-read, speak a few languages, etc. As we all know, this makes me at least an eligible man. However, if I was a woman, these criteria would undoubtedly indicate that I am about to slam into the wall full speed, or even had already hit the wall. Not so for me.

However, because I'm around the ripe old age of 30 and date basically exclusively women between 19 and 23, a common question is asked during the banter stage of flirting. This can occur on the dance floor, after a few drinks at a bar, or even pillow talk-

Ms. Perky Tits - 'So, why don't you date women your own age?'

Now, I wouldn't classify it as a shit-test. It's more banter, but I digress. What is my response, 100% of the time? Something to the effect of -

ECM - Meh. Women My age are all jaded and baby-crazy. And eye-bags, don't forget the eye-bags. Forget that.

Now, this is merely the thrust of my response but I have used this exact line a few times.

Younger women (19-23) love this joke. Do you know why? Women are all acutely aware of the wall. All of them. Even at age 19. Female comedians joke around about baby-crazy 30s all the fucking time. So why does it work?

Women love joking about the Wall, as long as they are not near hitting it. This is why this line of humour works very well with younger women. I've even gotten one of these girls in on jokes when I point out a post-wall woman at a bar clearly looking to hook-up - 'Look at this woman, we all know what she's here for, eh?' These younger women pounce on this with me because they love to revel in just how much more desirable they are than other women.

We have all seen this born out in LTRs. I had one girl declare to me multiple times, 'Well I'm the hottest of all my friends.' Some friend she was....

So there ya go. Joke about the wall with younger women. These women are selfish and love revelling in being prettier than others.

Obligatory cautionary words - 1) don't ever use the word 'the Wall' or anything else that might reveal your TRP status; 2) delivery is everything. Find what works for you, and the appropriate context; and 3) young women only do not do this to a women even near approaching the wall. I've made this mistake and it results in her introspection, and going home without you because she isn't feeling it.

EDIT - going with field report. Unsure where general gaming tips go in light of the demise of TRP game.

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[deleted] 11y ago

First of all, thanks for contributing some original content.

Second, this is amazing. It's kind of like use things to people hate in common to build rapport.

I bet a young bitch would call a old bitch a old cunt in a second.

ECoast_Man 11y ago

Any and every time.

I have adopted so many strategies from this sub that I almost feel like a copyright infringer.

This is one that has been fool proof for me, if you are in my age group. Glad to help out the brethren.

This works like a charm, in the right situation.

[deleted] 11y ago

I gotta say you're genius, and exactly what he said. It's like you bond over something and she says a good time with simple banter. She's reveling too much in the enjoyment of another's misfortune to shittest!

RP_Vergil 11y ago

And you can do the opposite while trying to close in with a woman approaching the wall?

"Kids this days, they don't have that kind of experience as a mature lady like you."

xwm 11y ago

Eh, this sounds a little too close to supplication for me. Women closer to the wall respond much better to a slight form of dread that subtly reminds them that they need to step up their knob gobbling game. "They are fun to look at, but it's too much work to train them," said with a tone that makes her wonder if you're joking or not.

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cascadecombo 11y ago

3) young women only do not do this to a women even near approaching the wall. I've made this mistake and it results in her introspection, and going home without you because she isn't feeling it.

Then again it's fun to black knight women with this.

Actually, in Asia I tease the girls who are 26-28 all the time telling them they're getting too old to get married. That usually gets them a bit bothered enough to start physical contact and it's cake from there.

TimmyBuffet 11y ago

I told this 28 year old the other night, "oh wow, you're 28? (older than me), so your ovaries must be screaming right now". She laughed and said "... yeah.." I took her home and she went 'on' birth control the next day, just like her number went on ignore.

Moldy_Gecko 11y ago

How you know she went on BC?

DRMMR76 11y ago

I think he meant that she told him the next day she started birth control, in an attempt to keep him fucking her and end up knocking her up, and he saw it as the bullshit it was and blocked her.

[deleted] 11y ago

Reminds me of my 21st a few weekends ago.

I'm a few hours in to my first night on the town, we're walking down the black to a new bar when a cute girl walks next to me and I strike up conversation.

We were just chatting, I'm keeping it playful and she suddenly asks

"How old are you?"

"21"

"21?? Oh my gawd your just a baby hahhaha! Okay well have fun with your little friends tonight!"

She then started to walk ahead to catch up with her friends.

I couldn't be discredited like this based on my age so I flipped it on her in a moment of no fuck given clarity and I shouted after her:

"Wait, how old are you?"

She looks back slightly and says "Me? I'm 25."

I gave her a shit eating grin and my eyes got wide as I yelled back loud enough for her, her friends, my buddies, and a few people around us to hear,

"25?? Damn girl you're old as fuck! You better be finding a husband soon, what're you still doing out at these bars??"

Now, I said this in a very playful and teasing way but with confidence and it illicited laughs from my guys and the people who happened to be around us. Two of her friends sort of laughed, one of them turned around with her mouth open a bit trying to think of something to say back.

She,on the other hand, turned around and gave me a death stare. I held firm and kept smiling, held eye contact and she eventually gave me a devilish grin and mouthed "fuck you". We all had a good laugh and she came back to walk with me for a bit before we split ways and went to different bars.

One of my favorite ways to bag older girls is to tease them with reality.

Great post man.

ECoast_Man 11y ago

This can be done as well.

I limited this to younger women because I am not at all exaggerating when I say- this kills 100% of the time with younger women. If you're a younger dude, you don't need to wait for the question I get. I work it into the conversation sometimes.

For women approaching the wall, this has worked for me typically with women I'm already fairly acquainted with and I use it as a neg. When done in the right context, you get the 'it's so true' response. But this must be used with tact. I didn't want to make a post saying all women and having some of my boys fuck it up.

Do you know how I discovered this? I went to an open mic comedy show and this woman got up. Naturally I was like, 'Oh God, here we go, man bashing'. But she fucking SLAYED IT. I was a TRP man at that time so obviously it was hilarious that she was talking about the wall, but what I noticed every woman in that club was dying laughing. They 'got it'.

So I basically stole this from her, and I kill with this everytime.

StrikePrice 11y ago

Totally agree that they know. I've done this a few times. I usually word it like "well, that will change in a few years." And they almost always laugh and say something like "because I will be past my prime?" Then all they get is the you-said-it-not-me look.

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Yozki 11y ago

Haha I joked about it with my only female friend, who is 27, and she got pissed off, we stopped talking for a couple of months. Shit's hilarious.

ECoast_Man 11y ago

Careful man.

I joke about this all the time with my female friends, and every one agrees with me. Especially with my statement that it's funny for girls, who aren't approaching the wall.

But I deliver this to them in a playful way.

I'm a big advocate of keeping girl 'friends' if for whatever reason I'm not banging them, to keep them as wing girls (they don't know they're doing that, but they raise social proof when they invite me to their parties and such).

cover20 11y ago

I thought it would be a good neg with a woman near the wall.

How do you neg those women anyway? Can't say I spent enough time with them to worry about developing the technique, maybe you are the same ...

ECoast_Man 11y ago

It is a good neg, when done with tact and the right context.

Near wall women I don't 'neg' as much as I think they're generally less responsive to general negs. I just have banter about whatever they're talking about. It's usually something I don't care about anyway (their dumb job, annoying neighbour, family shit, etc), so my making fun and joking about it is genuine.