Summary: It’s Carnival, lets party hard! 70% are women ? OMGS FREE SEX!

Body: I consider this post a field report. Here is the TRP reality of my country and region. Your first thought would be: “Why the hell are you complaining about this? Go bang some chicks and stop being a beta!”.

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Because things are not simple as that. Here in Brazil, we are on a deep economic and political crisis:

  • We have a very corrupt and populist left winged government that makes your Obama Care seems like a little baby.

  • We have one of the highest unemployment rates of our history: 12%.

  • Our taxes are one of the highest in the world. Our payrolls are one of the lowest.

  • Our economy is in recession. Our external debt raised do absurd levels.

  • Our inflation was bigger than our salaries adjustment. We are officially poorer each ear that passes.

  • The president disapproval rate is around 70%, and we can’t make an impeachemant thanks to her populists politicies, like the “Bolsa Familia” a financial help to poor people, the exact people that help ther party to stay in power.

  • The specialists already started to call the 201X the lost decade, where our country decreased every single performance indicator.

  • Health Crisis: Zika Virus is a present from Brazil to the world. Enjoy your brainless children. The govern prefers to spend money on the Olympics in order to show that everything is beautiful. It is not.

  • I’m a manager with a MBA, 3 fluent languages, working on an automaker and making less than your local McDonalds Employee. Imagine my other employees ?

TLDR: We are swimming in shit , playing on the hard mode and getting fucked on every aspect of our lives.

And what the hell this is all about 70% of chics begging to be banged, walking semi-nude in the middle of streets? EVERYTHING.

We, male and with bills, responsibilities, and families to provide,(or just ourselves, by paying our studies, cars, houses, etc) we are WORKING or RESTING during the Carnival. Having no men partying hard on the streets is a big signal of a crisis that has affected first us men, the working force of this country. Don’t forget that we are not at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. We are third world. And most of our labor and profits comes from brute force, like automakers, farms, mines and other services. We have technology, but just 30% of our profits comes from it.

We, Brazilian men are paying for this crisis. While they, Brazilian women are shaking their asses , partying hard and trying to get pregnant by a “gringo” during this carnival, the free sex/drugs/fun party. The automaker that I’m working is laying off almost 1.000 workers on this Friday thanks to this Crisis, and while we men are here, saving every single penny for a darker future, our chicks are there, don’t giving a fuck about anything. But the point is that, when they realize that they won’t be able to find any beta bucks, because there are no one to bucks anything, they are fucked.

Our women, gentlemen, they don’t give a single fuck about anything. They just want to have fun, they just want to party hard in a very irresponsible way , while we men, are here preparing for the worst. Paying our debts instead of partying. Staying at home doing shit instead of traveling. Working each day more and more in order to survive, pay our taxes and try to help this shitty country and government to leave this Crisis.

I’m here, with almost 30k in educational debts thanks to my MBA, and there is a big probability that I will be fired on this Friday, or that I will have to fire one of my employees, having to sit in front of him, and saying that he won’t be able to feed his sons , or that I will have to delay his dreams thanks to unemployment.

So that’s why I beg you. Europeans, Asians and Americans. Come to Brazil, fuck our bitches, get them pregnant and take then to your countries. We don’t deserve these bitches around us.

Lesson Learned: Take your own conclusions