Alright fat fuck, have a seat. Actually - keep standing, it could do you some good.
Here's a fun fact. According to research from the CDC, roughly 75% of American adults don't get the recommended amount of exercise. Think about that. 3 out of 4 people sit at a computer all day, then go home and sit in front of a television all evening, again and again and again.
So if you finally get your ass to the gym regularly, you'll have a pyshical edge on almost everybody you know.
That stat doesn't even show how many adults exercise by running, but have never lifted a weight in their lives. Which means that if you bench, curl, and deadlift a respectable weight, you have another edge on tons of people.
And guess what? Thoise edges matter. They matter in the sexual marketplace. They matter in workplaces. They matter in everyday interactions. And they matter in the longevity of your life.
The reason is simple: before civilization, only the strongest humans could survive. They had to hunt. They had to build. They had to protect their resources. So naturally, the stronger men lived longer, and thus had a higher probability to breed. Evolutionarily, we are meant to be as strong and atheltic as we can be. However, as civilization has advanced, it has become progressively easier for fat fucks like you to stay alive longer too and affect the gene pool.
All of that is to say - get your ass to the gym. You'll become a better man because of it.

OldHeadNewBusiness 6h ago
If you're one of those listless guys in your career, get a job in construction. Yes, you in the office. Just a few years.
First of all, you don't need to be superman, half the guys on the job are hungover and the other half are old, its not seal training. The gen alpha guys are incomprehensibly out of shape and out of touch. You will be fine. Just show up and try.
Second of all, you'll get well rounded general strength and cardio with SUN. I can't emphasize this enough. The way you'll feel and look by May is amazing.
Finally, you can always go back to the office and if you apply any professional skillset remotely related to the industry, you're not going to have a choice. I enjoyed it coming off several years of consulting but guess whose back at a computer running work? I still get out plenty though.
mattyanon Admin 1w ago
The recommended amount of exercise is fuck all.... 20 mins of walking per day, or 10 mins of running.
First-light 2 1w ago
At the moment, I manage strength training once or twice a week but it does bore me I must confess. I wouldn't mind maybe if I knew a bunch of guys and caught up with them at a gym but it doesn't really fit in my life. I just go do some compound exercises at home when I have a slot and am not too knackered.
My work is physical. When you are young and have great recovery, this seems fantastic -get conditioned and earn at same time- but as you age, it is a bummer. There is less bandwidth for specific strengthening or conditioning exercise in life. I am frustrated to watch all the desk jockeys race off to the gym while I go home to do my business accounts and bills, feeling whacked after a long hard physical day when I have made too many repetitive movements with loads that can't really be balanced properly.
The fact is that most of the good masters athletes are white collar guys who use their physical reserves to train only. Blue collar guys hardly feature. There are a lot of good masters athletes who are doctors and they mutter about blue collar guys life style choices but I think this is a myth based on the past when working men drank and smoked a lot. These days its the middle class who think wine is a food group while a lot of working men really do want to stay strong for their jobs as retirement ages rise.
I do get 30 miles of quality running in a week, with targeted runs (and I love the benefits of a good VO2 Max more than I love the benefit of being able to move large weights) but all training is a a bit of a chicken and egg thing for me right now. Need to stay strong to work but work leaves me knackered to do strengthening exercises without injury risks, so once or twice a week is all. Hope to break this at some point. A week of limited work can do wonders for how much exercise I get in.
No-Stress-Cat 1w ago
I love lifting weights. There's just a certain satisfaction that comes after a good workout. It's a feel-good moment you can't replace with anything else.
RAWR!!! >:D
dreams 1w ago
One of the most important things (if not the most).
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1w ago
This would have been a great post for
https://www.forums.red/i/jackedpact
medstudentgerman2002 1w ago
Unironically, is work an excuse? Sometimes I have 70 hour weeks and dont go to gym or only once a week. Only when I have long stretches of time with moderate amount of work I actually follow a weightlifting routine, otherwise I just go 3-4 times a week to do some stretching and cardio/boxing for fun (and to get my energy up in the morning).
I already decided at some point that I have other areas in life that I want to invest time to progress in, but maybe someone here has different perspective
miserabletogreat 1w ago
Maybe you could give this a try https://youtu.be/a8qCPI65MxY
magushero18 1w ago
i stopped working out it was tiring
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1w ago
K?