So, while my life has continued as normal, minus the travel, and a couple of young women have (regrettably not at the same time) dared the threat of virus to venture over to Stately Wayne Manor for a Dose of the Zaitzev D, for many folks, isolation has become a reality.
People have reacted to it in different ways - for some reason, middle-aged white ladies all seem to have decided to make sourdough bread. I have no idea why. It's a mystery.
One day, however, it will end, and when it does, there will be Plenty of Lovely Ladies all horned up from denial and looking to get their plumbing plunged.
Sure, it's been rough on guys, at least those who are not quarantining with an Actual Female Person, but it's been tough on the ladies as well - one of my newer girls has been sending me sexy pics and vids of her, well "doing stuff" because, as she puts it: "I want to be sure that I stay on your mind." So once the Plague is over, she's going to be Ready To Rock.
As it stands, "Stay Home" orders, where there are such, seem to have been extended to mid-May, and in some cases early June. I suspect that many states will want to be open for business by Memorial Day Weekend, which starts on, well, Friday 22 May, at least for most folks.
What does that men, young TRPers? It means you have 3 weeks to put the "buff" on your buffness, or, for anyone who has relapsed, to get a jump on getting back into shape for when the gyms open. If you don't have any weights or resistance bands, google "body weight exercises."
Be prepared, be ready, because it's going to be a target rich environment.

seducter 5y ago
Oh fuck yeah, I've been training for this all lockdown. Dumped my long-term LTR just before lockdown as I was feeling like Theoden from LOTR. But now I'm awake! Working out from home, keeping up with BJJ, Yoga, cardio. I'm gonna be ready for this thing.
Anything you guys planning on doing differently to max out on the target rich environment?
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MentORPHEUS Senior Endorsed 5y ago
Advertisers have been playing up paternalistic comforting tones since the lockdown began, with "Together, we'll get through this" being a common theme. Nobody is playing up the hotness or excitement of their product.
If it's true that economics drive sexual behavior, I wonder if this trend spills over into the sexual marketplace as well?
Are women's preferences trending away from "alpha" traits of excitement, adventure, outgoing behaviors, and risk taking; and toward "beta" comfort, routine, nesting, and safety?
Covid-era field reports should be interesting. There's got to be some one-on-one social close-ening going on, let's hear how it's playing out.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Actually, in situations like this or other crises, women’s preferences shift towards more masculine men.
MentORPHEUS Senior Endorsed 5y ago
You're not wrong, but you've carved a niche in the SMP that draws a concentration of women who prefer your type into your sights. I'm wondering if preferences have shifted across the market as a whole.
Even within the masculine subcategories, is there any shift in preference from Exciting, panty-wetting, adventurous Daddy toward Solid, comforting, reassuring Daddy during the lockdown? If yes, will this shift be durable and remain as distancing rules relax, or will things shift right back?
INNASKILLZ2K18 5y ago
If guys have let lock-down let them 'relapse' then getting pussy is the last of their worries.
They'll be the guys who swing back to ASKtrp wondering why an imposed Monk Mode has still left them too scared to talk to a girrrrl.
Howdoiusesync 5y ago
i would argue most guys there need to become something while learning better game.
mrcs84usn 5y ago
I'm going to wait for the initial wave of nonsense to blow over. I'm sure the police will be in full force, traffic will be terrible, all the social gathering places will be overcrowded, and a bunch of people with pent up frustration (from lack of sex, social interaction, whathaveyou) will get unnecessarily belligerent.
Additionally, I wouldn't be surprised if COVID goes up again when large swaths of people stop being hyper-vigilant about their health.
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DareyFathom 5y ago
I expect you to be right on all accounts, but I think this will be the best impression of Sodom and Gommorah that we get to experience...until the next time we get out of quarantine from this virus. I think it'll be a ton of temporary fun and before we know it, lockdown again. Hopefully until at least September before outbreaks increase rapidly.
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hoopingblob 5y ago
He isn't wrong. I used to work as a nurse and what I've learned is that viruses and bacteria don't just disappear. It will take a lot of time for your body to create Anti-Bodies. During this time when social gatherings are allowed again the virus will have a peak again. It's not a steady line. It goes up and down and up again.
Even when the government says that certain things are allowed you should still be vary and attentive for your own healths sake. Once a vaccine is out and you are vaccinated then sure, you can live your normal life again
hockeyaddict87 5y ago
There’s really no hope for a vaccine and it would take so long to distribute it to everyone. Eventually we are gonna have to open everything up and let natural selection take place. Might as well be now
PedophilePriest 5y ago
This has always been the only viable option. Locking everything down was simply to buy us time to get our ducks in a row, which we sorta mostly didnt do, but continued shutdowns are counterproductive at this point.
Proto_Sigma 5y ago
I dropped 15 lbs of fat before April to get in the best shape of my life for Spring Break. Now I’ve had nothing to do for most of the day and a bunch of weight at home, so I’ve started a clean bulk.
10/10 pretty fucking excited.
FudgeMuffinz21 5y ago
Good luck with that my man. You’ll always have something to do if you strive for better
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StoicPsychopath 5y ago
lol. It takes about 5 min of dirty texting with a fresh match to convince even the most liberal pro-quarantine girl to break the rules. It's just another form of "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm looking for something serious". Basically, they are still fucking in secret whether guys know it or not.
This idea of a post-quarantine fuck fest is about the same as "sex positive feminism will mean all men get laid more." The guys holding on to this notion with hope will still be watching the same old cuckold porn when the quarantine ends.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
Yep. It’s going to be like the “Honeymoon Period” at Uni...on steroids.
myfirsttimecoding 5y ago
Exactly my thoughts. I have been comparing the lockdown ending to what we call ‘Freshers week’ in the UK.
The first 1-2 weeks everyone goes to uni and moves into student accommodation. Approaching was literally never easier, quite literally 100% of my approaches resulted in at least a number if not more because all the less social people wait for a big boy to make the initial move. I solidified friendships and made it known that I was the big party guy in the accommodation and then became the centre of a massive social circle. Easy peasy.
(Forgot to mention the months of nonstop grind I did before moving in and years of self improvement I invested to get to this point but any man who wants to fuck his pick of the herd should be doing this anyway)
FuckJanitors 5y ago
Damn, any advice for a guy starting this year?
ThrowRAft6jmp 5y ago
Will freshers week even be on by this September? I'm hoping it will.
I'm going into post grad btw.
spclsnwflk6 5y ago
Find a wayward college freshman who hasn't gotten her fill of casual sex and fuck her before quarantine is over, because this shit is going to keep going until at least September; if not March.
SpankKing_ 5y ago
September? Aren’t we almost done with this shit
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
I think he means COVID-19, not the quarantine.
spclsnwflk6 5y ago
This is what I meant, thank you.
SalporinRP 5y ago
The problem is, if we open up before we have herd immunity or a vaccine, cases will spike again and we will be set back to square one.
monsieurhire2 5y ago
I think that's probably the plan, to fuck the stock market and the economy.
ModernDao 5y ago
Sweden's herd immunity approach is working. Vaccines and herd immunity are essentially the same thing.
Proto_Sigma 5y ago
Vaccines usually reach herd immunity with fewer fatalities than the natural method, but in principle, yes, they’re the same concept. Vaccines also have the benefit of allowing some vulnerable individuals to be immunized themselves rather than relying on the larger group.
SalporinRP 5y ago
So basically the problem with this virus is that there is no vaccine, and unlike other viruses we do not have what's called "herd immunity" built up against it. We have stopped the spread greatly by our quarantine/lockdown methods.
The problem is, if we open things back up before we have either a vaccine or herd immunity built up, the cases will simply spike up again like early/mid-march.
DareyFathom 5y ago
Right. I think we might be able to get some social activities back this summer with the heat/humidity suppressing the outbreaks enough, but I wouldn't be surprised if we had to quarantine again this fall. No vaccine and no herd immunity makes me skeptical this isn't more than the end of the beginning.
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party_dragon 5y ago
who said mandatory? I just want to protect myself from idiots like you!
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Redpilled doesn't mean stupid
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Okay, let me break this down for you. There's no fetal tissue in current vaccines. Original vaccines are made from stem cells, which may or may not be collected from donated fetal tissues- there are multiple ways to get stem cells, but this is the least expensive/invasive way. Subsequent batches of vaccines do not require additional stem cells to produce. If you're worried about "heavy metals," you're gonna get a bigger dose from eating any canned food or drinks, using deodorants or certain other bath products, or cooking with aluminum foil. Trust me, your body can handle it just fine. As for "injecting yourself..." Well, I sincerely hope you're going to a licensed medical professional for your vaccinations and not just randomly sticking yourself like a masochistic heroin addict.
I have no idea what the rest of that comment even means. Does anyone speak idiocy or know a translator?
Edit: proofreading
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ModernDao 5y ago
TL:DR; too much blue pill medsplaining.
spclsnwflk6 5y ago
Are you daft? This doesn't end without a vaccine.
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ModernDao 5y ago
That's the elite's hope. But 17 years after the original coronavirus, SARS, there's no vax for it. Three previous attempts failed. The vax caused more immune susceptibility, not less. But herd immunity works the same, and it's working for Sweden.
spclsnwflk6 5y ago
No vaccine would suck; especially if infection does not provide lifelong immunity. It would change life as we know it unless we come up with a very effective treatment.
jintonik123 5y ago
It's a false claim that Sweden aims herd immunity. If you don't trust me, inform yourself.
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spclsnwflk6 5y ago
Look at history. In 1918 St. Louis opened up "the economy" after effectively "flattening the curve" and saw a surge of cases. They shut it down again after.
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spclsnwflk6 5y ago
Science is science you fucking meathead. Calculus was invented about 500 years ago.
Edit: This guy is probably a Russian troll
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spclsnwflk6 5y ago
What are you even getting at?
Brodin69 5y ago
Ive been telling my friends this as well. Luckily I have a set of bands and a heavy slam ball and kettlebell. Throw in some yoga and I feel great.
sticknsteel 5y ago
Additionally, consider taking this time as an opportunity to polish (or develop) your text/phone game (with a strong emphasis on maintaining sexual conversation).
It can only help to add quivers to your bow, making you an even better and more skilled version of yourself coming out of quarantine.
Prior to quarantine, I didn't realize how underdeveloped my text/phone game was because I simply never used it; I had always been so focused on constantly improving my in-person game.
I've decided to make the most of this unusual time to focus on turning my weakness to yet another strength by way of practicing sexting (which, by the way, has proven to be a massive turn-on for women, if you're good at it) with my stable of girls when I have free time (key: I only participate as a clear form of rewarding their sexual appetite and engagement).
As a result, a couple of my plates have rebelled and broke free to get a piece of me during quarantine; the others are biting at the bit with excitement and wetness to "reopen" their legs, and they won't be able to hold out much longer.
Interestingly enough, they've all mentioned to me that other guys (i.e. orbiters) have recently disengaged almost entirely, opting to instead passively beat it to porn several times a day.
Me? I've elected to create sexual fantasies with women that we live (or will live) out in reality.
Guess who will have even more and better plates post-quarantine than he had before it?
If you're not moving forward, you're falling behind.
TheRedPillRipper 5y ago
Last month I gave some plates away to my current's friend's son. Gave a heap of plates, a bench and some bars to one of my bro's. Now all that's left are the big plates. Partner came in and asked; won't you miss them? My reply; I'll adapt.
A little weird without the accessories and an amended program but shorter sessions mean more time. To get shit done. Honestly this time has been great to really iron out my daily routine. Hope you all are using it wisely too.
Godspeed and good luck!
grandpachristiano 5y ago
Lol I read "plates" and I thought you were talking about women before I read on hahah
ModernDao 5y ago
Same. That is some Genghis Khan level shit where you're giving out some dames, sprinkling pussy on the homies like SaltBae. #Goals.
myfirsttimecoding 5y ago
No better feeling than passing a plate (girl you fuck not weight plate) to one of your boys who doesn’t get as much. Feel like a God amongst men and that friend will always back you up and potentially wingman to return the favour
Proto_Sigma 5y ago
“She just turned 30, you can have her.”
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TheGweatandTewwible 5y ago
Man, this whole quarantine thing has been one of the biggest hoaxes in recent history. I'm not saying it's not bad, but there have been way too many instances of medical institutions writing up COVID19 deaths that haven't been addressed by the msm. Several doctors who have spoken against the mainstream narrative of COVID have been censored. It's all too fishy. Stay safe and woke, my dudes.
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zUltimateRedditor 5y ago
I’m fasting and don’t wanna lose my gains. What can I eat in my window that will help me lose my love handles and fine tune my abs?
Also, how do you meet the plates that came over your house?
ImAlmostCooler 5y ago
You can’t burn fat in a targeted way. If you want to lose the love handles, lose the weight. If you want to improve the appearance of your abs, lose the weight. As long as you’re exercising regularly and eating enough protein to not lose muscle mass, you’ll be good.
zUltimateRedditor 5y ago
Thanks! I’ve been eating less, but haven’t been working out as to not dehydrate myself.
Hope it works.
VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
I more or less know what works for me; there are other guys better situated to help you with this question.
They were existing FWBs, who didn't want to wait for dick. I'm also "low risk" in that I live alone and take precautions when I am out and about.
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VasiliyZaitzev 5y ago
It's a calculated risk. Also, I am an older guy so I wasn't brought up by a "safety" mom.
Somewhere between 40-70% of us are going to get the virus. I am not in a vulnerable population (elderly, smokers, respiratory illness, immune-compromised) and based on my personal medical history, it is likely that I will not get as sick as others.
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troutmask96 5y ago
I've been staying mostly self-isolated for the last 45 days but have broken quarantine for a few plates here and there. No kissing above the neck rules once you walk through my front door. Honestly, I think it's gonna be a good year before I feel entirely comfortable with any face play, but there are plenty of other place where lips can go. Women are so bottled up and horny it's just crazy, and I'm accumulating a veritable library of pussy pics. I sexted a gal a couple of weekends ago and got her off five times over a period of an hour. Always glad to be of service, and the payback is gonna be huge...
bodaciousbonsai 5y ago
" No kissing above the neck rules once you walk through my front door."
This is a stupid rule. The virus is spread through breathing as well, so if you're breathing in the same enclosed space for more than 10 minutes, you may as well consider yourself germ bonded with that person.