Will there be a version for people only into oral? Sit-on-my-Facebook kinda has a nice ring to it, doncha think? Just imagine some of the avatars people will use . . .

sebastianconcept 6y ago

Datecalypse escalates.

The tinderization of Facebook will amplify the hyperemic collective hamster to a whole new level.

Brace yourselves, the cock carousel is about to widen its age spectrum while women will still like about ~4% of the best men. Hypergamy is going for monogamy survivors and finish them.

I really don't see how that will be any different than what we currently have. People have been dating through Facebook before Tinder. There is a sea of dating apps on the market already, plenty of choices for any woman to optimize their hypergamy needs. There is no "datecalypse".

sebastianconcept 6y ago

The difference is that women who are in LTRs or marriages and control their instincts enough to not install any of those apps, will breakfast that they got one compulsively installed in their facebook’s profile. So it will facilitate the corruption of more women.

Is not that we’ll not have more dates, maybe I should have said “monogamycalypse” instead.

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4juice 6y ago

Oh wow, we already got it for several months now in my region. Thing is, the girls on there are not Tinder ‘quality’ girls. Not many women are on there and those that are on are mostly very low quality (think 3s, 4s and a few 6s) or domestic helpers. It was so bad that i reckon Facebook’s algorithm is broken. Stopped using it after two tries.

Truedemocracy5 6y ago

Lol at tinder quality. If you swipe right on more than 10% of that trash then you are the problem. Try hinge

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Self-honest 6y ago

Nothing to see here. Go forth and keep doing what you’re doing unless it sucks. Then change it.

Protocol_Apollo 6y ago

Wouldn’t be too eager trusting FB with dating after it’s privacy violations.

Too bad your average slut and even person doesn’t care.

andreas-mgtow 6y ago

The CockCarousel is about to get a lot bigger. I give it a year before all strains of gonorrhea are resistant to all known antibiotics and have mutated to pierce through condoms. Macrolides, it was good while it lasted....

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Haha this is a nice writing prompt

RiseAndGrind7 6y ago

Thoughts on this? To me, the most interesting feature is:

or add Instagram followers to Dating's Secret Crush feature, which allows for indicating crushes among Facebook friends -- and as of Thursday, Instagram followers -- to see if the feelings are mutual.

Middle school me would have loved this feature, but maybe adult me could find a use for it as well.

69BootyDestroyer69 6y ago

How pathetic would a man have to be to use this feature? Even if the girl likes you back, your relationship begins with the palpable awkward undertone that you weren't man enough to directly express your feelings to her despite knowing her (as evidenced by being friends with her on facebook). A relationship doomed to fail from the start.

Imperator_Red 6y ago

Dating's Secret Crush feature

Because if there’s one thing that our society really needs right now, it’s yet another way for women to discreetly get attention from men on the Internet!

Cha_Cha_cho 6y ago

It’ll be for shit posting. It won’t work, very small chance of a working relationship. Will be great for cheating though.

RiseAndGrind7 6y ago

The fact that Facebook doesn't block this feature if your profile says you're in a relationship is criminal.

partyboob305 6y ago

Life’s better once u realize everyone would cheat given the right circumstances...with that said..do u and don’t worry what hoes do. Be the hoe

SouloftheVoid 6y ago

I hope somebody hacks FB and sets all such info to be viewed publicly by everyone.

Pussyshack 6y ago

Criminal my ass.

Its genius. Facebook knows that bitches are going to cheat. The women will beat this feature to death and with all those eyeballs, facebook will sell ads.

Genius.

sebastianconcept 6y ago

Criminal, not exactly. Immoral, yes.

Pussyshack 6y ago

What changes because of this? People have already been dating & fucking from facebook since it originally launched.

ReUptheReUp 6y ago

My thoughts exactly. I'm pretty sure people will still do it the old sliding-into-someone's-messages way despite the dating feature.

sebastianconcept 6y ago

It facilitates women corruption in mass.

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SeasonedRP 2 6y ago

A lot of women already use FB for dating. They'll send DMs to men they are interested in and things go from there. If they are more shy, they'll start liking a bunch of posts from a guy and wait for him to send a DM. Many women who do this are married, have a boyfriend, or otherwise don't want to be seen as looking, so they stay off dating sites. This dating service won't draw in or affect the behavior of these women. It will instead provide competition to Tinder and Bumble and other dating apps.

WoodleyWarrior85 6y ago

There's going to be a lot of doom and gloom on this thread, guys saying Facebook is ending dating as we know it.

This type of social media hate is becoming cliche. These apps aren't going any where, fellas. It's now up to us to adapt. To learn Tinder, Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn and use them to our advantage.

Let's not sit here (on a social media platform) and parrot philosophical musings on social media's role in the decline of modern relationships and political discourse. We've heard those points made 5,000 times. We all understand social media is designed to get attention and clicks. So why not profit from this fact by using Facebook to run ads for your business? Or LinkedIn to expand your network? Or Tinder to get laid?

Speaking of Tinder, I realize it gives women more options. That's fine. It gives top 20% men more options, too. Take advantage of this fact.

Red Pill is about realism, no? The real is that social media has been perhaps the biggest business success of the past 15 years. If you just ignore this fact because Facebook doesn't adhere to some sense of morality and civility you hold, then you may be ... dare I say ... blue pill?

Not saying you have to love Facebook and all its policies, but fighting social media is not a battle any of us are going to win.

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sebastianconcept 6y ago

We are doing that individually and our individual success doesn’t mean to be blind of its role in societal destabilization and civilizational decline.

cupshadow 6y ago

Nobody is being "blind", didn't you read his last paragraph?

fighting social media is not a battle any of us are going to win

We just gotta deal with it the best way we can.

Imperator_Red 6y ago

Thank you. I don’t know why so many people have trouble with this.

Id_Solomon 6y ago

Wait a minute......

Can't people take screenshots and whatnot??

shows screenshot of man/woman on Facebook Dating

Asks: If you're in a relationship/married/engaged why are you on Facebook dating??

Them: Facebook deleted

Yeah, this is going to be awkward.

Pussyshack 6y ago

You think that'll stop hypgermy?

sebastianconcept 6y ago

Nothing can stop hypergamy because is part of our psychobiology. The most we can do is dynamically regulate its power in the ring of sex and the battlefield of game.

huggyblossom 6y ago

This is the end of hookups as we know it - FB and Intagram have combined over 1 billion users and if 20-25% of them enter this dating option Tinder will be like a toddler compared to the potential in here.