hello, im 25 male and live in houston texas. what do i do? ive had over 10 different jobs in the past 2 years and i cannot keep a job for more than 2 months max. i tattooed my face, and i have drunk driving charge and assault charge i am going to trial for on january 30th. so i keep getting denied every job i apply to because of my background check. what do i do? and also can anyone help me write a resume? i am also in university i start my classes this week. my school does not know about my criminal charges. i cannot keep any of the jobs i had, how do i keep a job for more than 2 months? i hate every job i ever had. i cannot make any money and i live with my dad at 25 which makes me feel like the biggest loser, because i would like to have my own house and move multiple girlfriends into my house to live with me and have kids with all my different girlfriends. but i cannot do that cuz im broke and dont have a job and cant get a job with my criminal charges. i also have tattoo on my face. and i am also partially deaf and i have a speech impediment. so my hearing issues and speech issues also make having a job difficult. but i dont want to be dependent on my dad. and my dad hates that i live with him he wants me to move out he yells at me a lot and gets mad at me a lot too and he doesn't like it when i have women over sometimes he yells at the women i have over. so he actively makes living with him uncomfortable. ill tell you about my work history, i started off at 18 working in the nursing home as a certified nurse's aide and did that till i was 19 and a half. i didn't really like it, it was gruel, brutal work. seeing people die all the time, old people in misery, suffering depression, injuries, illnesses, constantly in pain. that put the fear of growing old in me, id rather die before growing old. and hard on the body lifting heavy old people who can't move. so then at 20 or 21 i got a job as a home health aide and i would go to old people's homes and take care of them cook for them clean for them make sure they eat their pills. it was ok but it was crap pay 15 dollars per hour and i didn't really like the work it was either really boring or some of the old people were difficult and mean to me. so i did that for a while maybe a year or two. i have an associate of science degree i graduated with at age 20. so then since then ive just had a string of around 10 or 15 jobs. i went to electrical school for like 4 months and i got a job as an electrician and got fired after 3 days and i have been unable to get a job as an electrician since. and neither of the electrician's unions near me will take me either. so i already tried the trades. i know someone will chime in telling me to join the military, and i wanted to join the Marines at age 18 but I can't cuz im deaf. I don't know what i want to do. I've had around 5 different sales jobs over the past 2 years but i can't keep any of them more than a couple months cuz im simply bad at sales. All of them were door to door sales jobs and I'm simply not good at sales. I think probably cuz i'm partially deaf and i have a strange voice a lot of people think i must be disabled or mentally ill because of the way my voice sounds but im not disabled. there are some paths ive thought about trying but haven't committed to them yet. i tried to study for my IT cert i forget the name of it, but i didn't know how to study and found it intimidating. i have considered becoming a personal trainer because i like to go to the gym, but i don't think it's worth it to study for personal trainer certificates and only make around 12 to 15 dollars per hour. i have thought about taking a real estate class to become a real estate agent, but i don't know if have what it takes, with the face tattoo and being deaf and having a strange sounding voice, and being bad at sales in general, i don't know if ill actually be able to sell a lot of houses. i could try tho, would certainly be better than trying nothing at least. a friend told me to just study coding and i tried but i wasn't able to stay dedicated to it and fizzled out fast. i am in university right now and im majoring in Integrated Studies which is basically like a generic or interdisciplinary bachelors degree. i tried to major in business but my gpa isn't good enough for business school. so since i cannot get a job i guess i will just stay in university for now and maybe get a master's degree. does anyone know how i can get my criminal record expunged as soon as trial is over? has anyone else been here before facing the same challenges im facing? is anyone else here partially deaf? have any of you managed to overcome having serious criminal charges like drunk driving and assault and been able to make a lot of money? and i tried starting my own business i started an ebay dropshipping business and it was profitable at first i was genuinely making money, but i was paying 200 a month for the ai software to help me do it, and yes it paid for it self at first with profit on top. but over christmas i got screwed over because i had way too many orders that got delayed due to the christmas rush and i had to refund like 50 people and i lost all my money so my ebay store failed. ive tried so many different things and im still a failure at life. what should i do from here? i dont really know what i like, to be honest, to tell you the truth, the only thing i care about is sex, i am always trying to have sex with new women and hotter girls. i had sex with 15 women in 2025. thats my main hobby is going out to clubs and going out in the middle of the day to pick up girls and have sex with them. im not that good at it tho, and money is the main thing holding me back in life right now. i know for a fact if i had my own place and a small fortune i would be able to utilize the money in such a way to have my life constantly filled with women, even more than it is now. so that is why i want to make money, so that i can have several girlfriends who are living with me. i am considering taking my TABC and my food handler's certificate so that i can work in a bar or restaurant. and i have quit alcohol by the way and quit doing drugs and i dont smoke, so ive been sober for almost 8 months. will restaurants take me with my criminal back ground? how can i find a job that will accept my criminal background and let me work part time through university i have 4 university classes this semester. i want to have a beautiful life, a gorgeous life, full of gorgeous women, i want to have many children and raise them to their full potential. but right now, im objectively a loser in every sense of the word and ive actually have tried so many different things but just fail at literally everything i try. i am incapable of making money and getting my own place and incapable of having a job. for what its worth i did diagnose myself with adhd before and went and got an adderall prescription then got motivated to get my life together i performed better at work and was better about doing my homework when i was on adderall. but i hate taking drugs and i dont want to take adderall again. i think part of me just wanted to get high and i dont think i actually have adhd anymore. but i do feel like theres something else wrong with my brain. cuz i just cant make any money no matter what i try. can anyone recommend me some career paths to look into? and what kind of jobs i can work part time through university with a serious criminal background? and they are 2 misdemeanors charges and my first arrest ever but i still cannot get a job. help. if you live in houston texas and could meet up to help, give me some advice, or give me a job to do, let me know,