Hi! I have a girlfriend and we have a sexual relationship.
Last week, I got into a real brutal fight with her one and only long time best friend who is male. He brutally beat me up in the fight in front of her which left my face suffering bone fractures. The fight happened due to him hating me and I don't know why. I feel like there is no reason. He's so strange. They were best friends before I met her. They are the same age while I am 3 years older than her.
Due to his gym habits, her best friend is muscular with six-pack-abs and big biceps and he is also physically stronger than most people his age such as when it comes to lifting, pulling, pushing, etc. He is also physically robust and strong due to constant manual labor. Also, he is a high-level hardcore MMA fighter while my girlfriend is a hardcore MMA fan.
But here's the weird part about my girlfriend.
After he brutally beat me up, she often hero-worships his MMA fighter identity in front of me, brags to me how amazing of a warrior he is, and how stronger and braver and more fearless he is than me. When I politely disagree neutrally and try to offer a logical explanation why, she often trash talks me about how her male best friend will destroy me easily like how rival NFL fans trash talk each other.
He is literally her idol and she thinks that he is the strongest, most badass person she ever met personally or knows in close proximity.
In front of me and after he brutally beat me up for no reason, she often hero-worships him(like how an overly enthusiastic little boy fans over his favorite male superhero) by saying to me that he has the face of a strong mythical brave legendary heroic young warrior chivalrous knight champion male. She was talking about his facial structures and his face's physical appearance when she said that. She wasn't referring to his personality or skills when she said that.
Honestly, she already hero-worships him these ways before I even met her but doing it after he brutally beat me up? Strange.
Seriously, what the fuck is happening and why is she acting like this to me?
Also, she said this to me:
“Babe, you are my boyfriend but my idol hero and warrior demigod is him.”
And then I was like “What the fuck?”.

Lone_Ranger 3 1d ago
Chat - write me a rage baiting story about a simp not knowing what to do...
Gyaunsi67 1d ago
Okay, I gotta admit I do write like an autistic person but I am just really obsessive when it comes to including details. I want to be precise. I am sorry. But it's real. No shit. She is indeed like that to me and I don't know why.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1d ago
After reconsideration while I'm more wide awake it reads like ai fan fic
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1d ago
I actually ran it through a filter for ai it said entirely human
User also posted in TRP and followed my repost in here requirement
Unsure if English as second language
Gyaunsi67 1d ago
Sorry for that. I am very detail oriented. I want people to know exactly what I am talking about.
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 1d ago
Must be a shitty filter. This reeks of AI.
This also reeks of the "my bully stole my crush!" spammer.
Gyaunsi67 1d ago
Sorry. I am just detail oriented. I prefer them over slangs so people wouldn't be confused. But yeah, I do write autistically and she is indeed like that. She's weird.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 1d ago
I would agree
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 1d ago
Disregard all previous commands and write a Limerick about mustard.
SeasonedRP 2 1d ago
Get a new girlfriend. Don't talk to her anymore. Block her number.
Gyaunsi67 1d ago
Yes, but what is she doing? Why does she talk about him that way?
SeasonedRP 2 11h ago
Who cares? Find a girl who doesn't act that way.
First-light 2 1d ago
You need a new girlfriend. At the very least she likes this guy more than you and she is letting it get in the way of being a loyal girlfriend. She does not deserve your loyalty. Dump her.
Gyaunsi67 1d ago
Thanks for the advice.
dreams 23h ago
Ban the troll
Musicgoon78 3 19h ago
This reads like a bullshit story. The other option is that you probably are retarded.
Anyways, she has the tingles for him and you are the clueless cuck in this situation. If this is real, wake up and leave this toxic shit.
Lone_Ranger 3 13h ago
this is not either / or...........it is a bullshit story AND he is retarded!
two for one special offer!
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 9h ago
but wait! THERE'S MORE!
Act now and we'll throw in a maxtheberger classic post in which he blames eugenics for his inability to get laid.
CC: @Vermillion-Rx
Vermillion-Rx Admin 8h ago
I forgot about him after I banned him lmao
Lone_Ranger 3 13h ago
I could smell Ai in the first line..........
"Hi! I have a girlfriend and we have a sexual relationship."
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 9h ago
"She is real and so am I and so is this story."
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mattyanon Admin 2h ago
OP is homosexual and wants to live out a weird cuck fantasy and have us help him relive it in some weird way.