- Talking to someone I cold approached, they are from a different country.
- They complimented me on my muscles
- I sent them a gif of a muscular kangaroo saying he trains me (I’m from Aus)
- They are asking who’s stronger me or the kangaroo ?
I know the best approach is sarcasm , but not sure how I would respond to this one.
Vermillion-Rx Admin 10mo ago
Go read the shit test encyclopedia or search for it
This shouldn't be hard whatsoever
MrSupreme 10mo ago
Tell her the kangaroo is your dad,and you're half marsupial, you just weren't ready to let her know yet, get creative or something
ObliviousDuck 10mo ago
This is not a shit test, this is light bantering.
The only bad answers are being a sperg about it and answering seriously such as: "Do you mean in absolute units or relative to our weight?" or being butthurt at her "lack of respect" for thinking a kangoroo is stronger than you.
The right answer is of course: "Kangaroos are definitely stronger, but I got bigger balls" then send a pic of a kangaroo with giant balls.
No-Stress-Cat 10mo ago
LOL
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 10mo ago
I'll second what @ObliviousDuck said in his reply:
Your saying "he trains me" was humorous, and she was building on that. It's a verbal dance, a verbal tennis game in which she returned your serve and hoping you'd continue playing with her.
First response that comes to my head:
Or you could do pressure flip:
That last one would work better in-person, delivered in a playful tone-of-voice. There's a chance that in text it would just look butt-hurt.
If you thought that was a shit test rather than just fun conversation, then you need to work on your conversational skills.