I don't know if it's just an EU thing, but once it's 1st of March 00:01, the media and all the women will just get crazy about the start of the spring, even though much of spring nowadays looks like fucking winter.
The amount of lesbian licking on social media and ass kissing every fucking where you go between all the women is sickening. Not to mention that 8th of March will come by and I'll encourage you to not even leave the fucking house, go completely Moses for 24h haha.
Now, my question is: Is this the official start of the hoe season for women? Now that the holidays are gone and V day for betas is also gone, they have to dump their beta boyfriends and start hoeing around until the next cuffing season, which is November-February.
Lone_Ranger 3 2y ago
Daffodils are for spring.
Hoes are evergreen. The hoe life continues whatever the weather.
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 2y ago
"official". lol.
coolsocks00 1 2y ago
Havent kept track of soyciety’s official hoe season start date lately, but pretty much. Everything’s just turned into a different excuse to hoe it up really
Hamza99 2y ago
"soyciety"
This should be added to the glossary of RP terms.
Typo-MAGAshiv Endorsed Contributor 2y ago
It's been common for years
Vermillion-Rx Admin 2y ago
It's more clear when hoe season starts than when it ends. February 15 (day after Valentine's day) is the last couples holiday and when every relationship-seeking whore gives up on love if they hadn't already that winter.
My theory for start time is that it happens in waves:
Wave 1) the less slutty, but still hoeish hoes, stop or seriously slow down the hoeing the second they see leaves start falling off the trees. The browning of the leaves is their first sign that winter is coming but that leaves falling off is their first serious "oh shit" moment for getting a leg up on locking down a man before that first cold front.
Wave 2) October 31 (Halloween) is the final major holiday of the year for partying and fun (their last chance to deliberately bring out slutty Halloween costumes) so November 1st is the last day of hoe season for hoes that have some hope for a relationship for the holdouts that wanted their partydom to keep going