I've hooked up with this girl on and off over a number of years. Not spoken to her for ages due to being out of the country. How would you open after not taking to her for ages?
Is simple Hi (name) long time to speak how are you? Is that too lame?
Maybe Hi (name) guess who's back in the country. What did I miss?

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Vermillion-Rx Admin 2y ago
Downvoted for not spelling it "dew it"
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financehardo420 2y ago
“Long time no see faggot what’s up”
Learningandgrinding 2y ago
This made me laugh I love this forum it cracks me up
financehardo420 2y ago
Best part is it actually works
Arcturus 2y ago
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”