So there’s a chipotle by my dorm and there’s a super hot babe working behind the counter who makes burritos and bowls aswell as give change. My roommate tells me that “oh, bro, she’s eyeing me up and allattt” but when I tell him to ask her out, he's all like “nahhhhhhhh”. I fucking hate my roommates.

Bullshit aside, he tells me that he goes there often (I’ve only seen her a few times, he goes in damn near every day) and he told me that he flirts with her saying like “you know what my order is” and stuff like that. I can tell the dude isn’t going to make a move, but I sure as hell want to. I know that me asking her out on the spot won’t work unless she’s used to seeing me around and gets good vibes from me.

So, what’s the move boys?