I’m about to graduate undergrad at 28.

Top ten finance/accounting school in USA; 3.5 GPA.

Absolutely zero internship experience ever but I did run a small business that paid for college etc etc. technically it wasn’t a legal one but I never got caught so like yeah. Chilling hard.

What’s next for me? Original game plan was investment banking -> private equity. Kinda starting to question the possibility of me achieving this.

Fairly confident I can pass the airport test and I mean if I’m good at getting random girls to sleep with me I’d imagine I’d be good at sales.

I need to earn at least 100k+ and want good growth opportunities. If you were in my shoes what’s the fastest route to get to the real wealth where I can afford Ferraris and nice vacations and whatever watches I want :)